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What I'm going to do/have done! (Section)

Currently writing more stories for this fic.

Things I wrote just for you (And the others here as well!...Section.)

Muppet Star Adventure!

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Muppet Star wanders past the ruined houses. He sees the marks of war in every corner. Collapsed homes, bowed down and cut open men, children holding their mothers-

It's all too much for Muppet Star, he runs and runs and-

No, that's off. I need to rewrite it. Make it more...artistic.

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Muppet Star can see the marks of war

Bad flow.

The marks of war can be seen in every household. Burnt wood, caved in skulls, the sc

Soulless.

The blood is dry, the men skeletons, the houses nothing but rubble. This is the mark of war, the mark offbgpffvpf

Fuck! Why is this stupid paragraph so hard?

The men, the houses, the village is nothing but a ru

Ugh, maybe I should just move on? I mean, it doesn't matter if this part sucks. The part before that was kinda clunky anyway.

No, wait what am I saying?! This part needs to be good! It's the emotional climax for goodness sake! If I can't get it right I might as well just throw the entire story away.

The screams of the children can still be heard

That doesn't even make sense! Mhhm. How do I get this right? How? Maybe it's the...'the'? I keep starting with it. So if I just change it maybe the sentence will flow better?

Grass is red from the-

'Grass is red' Do I need to put a the? It feels weird without a the,

The grass is

Now it just feels boring!

Fuck, I hate these stupid sentences! None of them work!

...And I'm the one writing them.

...

Fuck it. One more!

Corpses hang on the

No

Muppet stars footsteps shake the puddles of blood

Wrong.

The corpses that surround Muppet Star brings a sensation of terror that

Too obvious.

The dead, the ruined, the memories of what once were and are now nothing but questions.

Too vague.

Muppet Star had heard of how the village blood

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Weak

It felt like death itself hung in the air, as if at any moment a skeleotn would

I keep forgetting the fucking environment.

The grass is bloody, the houses burned and broken-apart, the men scattered but all the same.

Okay, that's too much environment.

The blood coats the village in a tinted red that fore-warns

Trying waayy too hard.

The blood stains the grass red, the men’s mouths are open to scream yet make no sound, the houses are broken. Muppet Star is in the center of not a village, but a rotting corpse.

Hmm, I mean it's alright. It sounds good. I guess I like it. I mean it's not a masterpiece or whatever but I don’t think it's so bad. Yeah! It's good! This is good!

I'm gonna keep it.

Now...I need to get to the part in which he runs.

Alright, shouldn't be too hard.

The blood stains the grass red, the men’s mouths are open to scream yet make no sound, the houses are broken. Muppet Star is in the center of not a village, but a rotting corpse. The overwhelmingness of the situation pushed

Neeeevermind. Alright, here we go.

The death that surrounded him pushed

The ruin of the village sent a shiver down his spine that

The

(Despite how poor he is at his job and how heavily he complains, he’s still quite happy all things considered.)

I’m just so horny!

Whenever someone touches me they go

“Ahhhh! What the fuck?”

And I say “Yo I’m a horny bitch, spikes all over my wrist. Touch me incorrectly and you're gonna leave bleeding like ya got your period, period!”

And then they call the police and I need to move out of state.

But that doesn't matter because I’m so horny!

A guy tried to do a no-no on me, but my thorny bushy made his lil pp look like a sausage. I’m going to therapy for that, it was very traumatic.

But hey, at least I’m still horny!

And yes maybe the constant moving, tracking by scientists, incapability of even receiving a hug, and actual sexual displeasure because I literally have thorns in my pussy LIKE HOW DO YOU MASTURBATE WITH THAT BIG G? WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEE???!

Umh, yeah maybe that gets me a bit down…

But I heard on blue-bird that body positivity is based! And that guy has 1K followers so it must be right.

So being horny is great! My anxiety is fixed with ever-growing blindness! What was I complaining about again!?

(Yeah that's one of my more out-there songs lol.)

Bills Bills Bills Bills Bills Bills Bills

BILLS

Ooooh there are so many

Bills Bills Bills Bills Bills Bills Bills

How did my parents deal with all these

BILLS!

Ooooh, there is a bill for water and another one for hot showers!

Oooh, electricity is great, till you realize a light bulb is at least a cent every 24.5 seconds! (There are a lot of seconds in a day okay?)

And that's not even half of it, there's a bill for food...or is it a tax?

Look I never passed high school!

But don't worry! Slaughtering are pigs cold-heartedly will make up for all of that...

If my daughter didn't eat half of them!

Ugh!

Mom was right...I should've gone to law school, then I'd understand all this stupid law crap...

Which...considering I never passed school...brain how far back do those memories go?

12...seconds old.

Yeah, that tracks.

Wait didn't I leave my parents over a decade ago? Why am I only figuring this out now?

...

DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT

DEBT

I just realized I'm in major

DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT

My daughter's grandchild will still have all of my

DEBT

This world is so fuuuuucked, or maybe I'm just dumb yeah that's probably it, I'm a fucking major idiot!

ooooh! Adulting is hard!

I just wanted to have a self-sustaining farm far from all of society's harms! A cute kid! A wife that be with me till the very end!

And unsurprisingly I've gone 1/3, if I got my maths still right that's 30% at best! Meaning I totally failed this test!

Oooooh

Failure Failure Failure FAILURE FAILURE FAI-

Susan: "uuu! I like this beat pops! Can I give it a try?"

Farm Dad: "...Sure."

Susan: "Ooooh! DETENTION DETENTION DETENTION DETENTION DETENTION DETENTION DETENTION-"

Susan: "DETENTION! SO MUCH DETENTION!"

Ugh, I can't do this around my little girl.

I need to go somewhere more private...we're I can melancholically sort out these feelings.

...The porch is as good as any I guess, the wind is nice there.

...How should this go again...maybe with a good ol

Once upon a time-

The final section! (Section.)

The end of childhood...and the beginning of adult...hOOD LIFE! lol.

Ok, this chapter is done.