17 is delusions because you're so close to maturity...yet aren't.
What I'm going to do/have done! (Section)
I got to a sexual scene! Yay?!
Things I wrote just for you (And the others here as well!...Section.)
In tonight’s show, we have the one, the only, funny guy!
*Intense cheers from the audience…sound effect.
FunnyMan: “Yes, it is I, funny man! About to do the funny. Let me start with a funny story.”
FunnyMan “My cat died. The end.”
*HYPER-INTENSE CHEERS FROM THE AUDIENCE…SOUND EFFECT!!!
FunnyMan: “Thank you, thank you, you're all too kind. Or should I say, too Mewkind.”
*Classic knee-slapping laugh…sound effect.
FunnyMan: “Haha, why, I do crack myself up a few times. Unrelated to this subject my dad is humpty dumpty.”
*MeeeeeGaaaaa LAUGH…sooouuunndddd effeeect!
FunnyMan: “Yes you all love me! I’m popular! Mommy will finally say-”
FunnyMan “U funny boi.”
*Everyone laughs really hard…sound effect.
FunnyMan: “Okay that’s all the jokes I have, goodbye guys!”
*The sound effect people cheer FunnyMan off.
*FunnyMan closes his computer, takes a bow, and then leaves for work. But do not get it twisted,
*He is a FunnyMan.
(BARN GIRL TIME!)
BG: "I am such an adult. Even though I'm only 12. Though in my mind I'm not 12 at all, but more like...45! And I can prove it with evidence because that's what adults do. And I'm an adult, ya know for like the people who don't know like uh connections or whatever! It's an adult thing okay? Now, let me adult all over you guys!"
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BG: "When my pet hare was sick, I brought it a lovely dish. Gave it carrots and much love, like I heard a mother does! And as you can see, I've worn a tie to school! So it's like...I'm working 2 jobs! Even daddy doesn't do that!"
BG: "Oh right! Me and my dad do the chores together, and I practically make all the food. I give him the veggies, and he does all the less important things."
BG: "Oh why I'd say I'm better than most adults in the land! As I eat healthy every day, like the apple some fellow left at Ms.Cares desk!"
BG: "That's why after reading ALL the Hairy pot books, I know for certain my career. And I think I'm ready for it!"
BG: "I want to be a WITCH!"
Ms.Care "That's...your singing is very lovely Mrs.Susan. But you just need to write that down on the sheet and...and...it needs to be a..."
Ms.Care finally gave up on trying to salvage Susan's innocence.
Ms.Care "Real job."
Susan: "Don't be silly Ms.Care, being a witch is a very real job. Right ProfessionalStranger25?"
ProfessionalStranger25: "Uhm...no?"
Susan: "Pff, this is why nobody hangs out with you ProfessionalStranger25! You're dumb! Right, guys!?"
Susan looked around, everyone looked back like they'd watched her head slam herself into the toilet. Susan did not appreciate that image.
Susan: "Oh! So half the class can believe in big G but not a bit of ma-"
Ms.Care "Susan!"
And that's how Susan got her first detention...it would not be her last.
"I butt-raped your mom!"
"kys,kys,kys-"
"AHAAHHAHHHH!"
Oh in BOD all is fair! No insult too demeaning, no intervening from the snowflakes, only guns and blood galore.
Such is BOD's nature!
"I hope you die!"
"I'm in your walls!"
"Cry to mommy, after I'm done fucking her."
Oh, what a wonderful place, in which no server is safe! From the vileness of mankind, true humor can shine!
"I like your dad's anus."
"You work a 9/5 and think your not a wage slave? Lol, cope and seethe incel looooser."
"You ugly fat retarded Mucci-rip-off looking ass bitch! You always miss the fucking SHOT!"
Oh, 8 and 49-year-olds screaming as one! Hatred in every shot, kill, and victory!
What better place for drama is there, than a BOD server full of try-hards!
Dark humor or just racist? Our analysis determines that no one gives a shit.
So welcome to BOD I hope you enjoy your stay
and try not to get doxxed by next Monday!
(Feel free to insert any toxic place as the true representation of BOD. Because BOD is all that, and more!)
The final section! (Section.)
A adult ends a chapter by saying
The endzzz!!!!