Chapter 7 is special isn't it? After all many consider 7 to be a lucky number. But really its the number of caution. Go one lower and your playing with fire, and one higher...

Well, that's for another chapter.

What I'm going to do/have done! (Section)

If you haven't realized, I'm kinda making up my own numerology as I go. Its fun!

And I'm starting making some real progress in my outlining.

I'm pretty sure a lot will be changed but...

Here's a sneak peak at a character's motivation

“I want pussy.”

(Okay...the actual story is kinda serious, but yeah I plan for their to be moments like that lol)

Things I wrote just for you (And the others here as well!...Section.)

What is love? Is it the things you care for? Is it the chemicals in your brain? Is it that feeling of bliss? Can it be measured? And if so is the word 'love' as certain and solid as 'meters' or 'seconds'? Or is it a paradox? A set of contradictions?

A flaw in our broken language?

Can the heartless love? Can the hateful love? Can anyone define what that word means?

And if something as basic as love is so contentious then can any word be properly defined? After all, my red is different from one who sees red as blue. And how would I know if your red is different as well? And even if it wasn't, our experiences with red, our feelings towards red, and our perception of what red is certainly must be different.

And so when you and I say red,

are we even speaking of the same thing?

It makes it all the more incredible that humans can converse at all. Does that mean we are so used to not understanding that we have learned to work around it?

A lot of questions, and few answers, but that's fine. The wisest men usually know very little.

Question a few of these, and you might learn to love wondering. Whatever that may mean.

Professional Stranger25: "Hey I'm new here and need some help. How do you use the-'

Gym Freak: "Are you asking if I lift, bro?"

Professional Stranger25: "...Do you?"

Gym Freak squats down, grunting as he handles the weight of a 1000kg barbell.

Rising up he tosses the barbell to the floor, shaking the gym

Gym Freak: "I DO! I lift for 29 hours a day every 24 days of the week with no break, no sleep, nothing slowing me from hitting new peaks! I was born in the gym, lifting up dumbells as a sperm, my first name is jacked and my next is grinding. When I take a stomp-"

The ceiling crumbles from the force of Gym Freak's feet

This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.

Gym Freak: "The ceiling falls-"

Professional Stranger25: "Holy shit-"

Gym Freak raises one hand, and the ceiling halts in place.

Gym Freak: "But that's fine, I just lift it back in place!"

Gym Freak does that, somehow.

Gym Freak: "When I flex my muscles go-"

VROOM VROOM.

Gym Freak: "Because I'm a machine that's ready to go!"

Gym Freak drops to the floor.

Gym Freak: "I don't do push-ups, I just push the world down!"

The Earth trembles, Professional Stranger25 slowly backs away.

Gym Freak: "I'd sing other rhymey and timey lyrics of my physical prowess but I'd never passed English class, do you know why? Because I was busy LIFTING, LIFTING, LIFTING! Even now I'm lifting! Why do you think the sky doesn't fall? The stars don't drop? Time and Space remain in the same place? Because I'm LIFTING LIFTING LIFTING ALL OF IT!"

Professional Stranger25: "...Okay...d-do...do you know how to start the treadmill."

Gym Freak: "Oh yeah, sure dude. Just press the big red button."

Hello kids, it's me! Your best friend, NNR!

Today will be talking about a very important subject, jobs!

Now we've gone through ALL your submissions and are here to explain the cons and pros of your profession. So stay tuned for some educational fun!

Oooooh!

Do you want to be a Doctor? Well, that sounds like fun, you get to see the most hurt and broken people in the woooorld! And when you spend whole nights, trying to fight, a condition that can't be helped! You'll have the delight to tell the mother or wife, that their loved one is dead!

Oooooh!

Do you want to be a Lawyer? That's so great! You can lie and bend the laws to the mega-corp's neeeeds! And if anyone calls you out for vile practices you can just laugh and say "But is that illegal?" And you'll know from their frowns that no one will ever love you.

Oooooh!

Do you want to be a Fireman? Or perhaps a president? Even just represent a minority in neeed? Then have fun burning alive, lying through your teeth, and being constantly kicked down! Ooh oooh.

That's all for tonight kids!

For that Mr_Yea cat...dog...mouse thing profile pic? (Section.)

Here it is, what you've been waiting for all this time

Oooooooooooooooh!

Those of every land please halt in place,

As we must show grace to our lord.

For they are who command,

And we must take a stand.

With hands on are chest and heads held high,

We honor the one that guides,

All of us to the light.

So welcome them, the one and only

Watermelon!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When-

(Hold ye horses, I never said I was gonna give you the FULL thing. Insert trollface.)

(Expect the full thing on Ch 8.)

The final section! (Section.)

The part in which tells you this is donzo.