Okay...Apple ads. No good explanation for this one except...Apple ads.

What I'm going to do/have done! (Section)

Okay, I promise I'm not doing some advance level trolling this time in which I say the chapter has nothing important in it but it actually does, I just got distracted today again because like...KKC theories are fun. And porn. And did you know that- (You get the idea.)

I'm hoping to like...NOT do that tomorrow? It's kinda the goal.

So yeah, here's a chapter that ACTUALLY has nothing important in it. Just some funny thing I wrote.

(Ok but I can't lie this delay is so perfectly timed that I can't help but smile at the whole idea of me being like,

"Hmm, yes. You want to see the conclusion of things? NO, ASMR chapter!" lol)

(Post-Chapter Note: ...I just realized this is going to become super important in retrospect somehow. NOOOOO, DARN YOU PANTSTERERNESSS!)

Things I wrote just for you (And the others here as well!...Section.)

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???: "What's your favorite color?

???2: "Apple."

???: "Hmm, same. What's your least favorite color."

???2: "Orange."

???: "True, can't compare apples to oranges. So, what's your ideal type of Apple?"

???2: "The apples of Mr.Appel's are scientifically proven to contain the most amount of color."

???: "The most of what color."

???2: "Apple."

???: "a-Amazing! Now...where could we buy Mr.Appel's Apples?"

???2: "You can buy Mr.Appel's Apple at the best food store in the whole woooorld! Mr.Gogurts, owned by Mr.Gogurts. The name of the company and person are in fact the same."

???: "h-Honey! This is incredible! Where did you even get this amazing piece of machinery?"

???3: "Hahahaha, well, let's just say it was thanks to a deal with...the devil!"

???: "That is so cool. You have to tell me all about it over Dinner my sweet lil Gogurt."

Mr.Gogurt: "I will, and I shall also show you...how our YOGURTS WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD!"

???: "Hmm, that's nice. Now, where do you want to eat."

Mr.Gogurt: "Hmm...Mizza-Hut is...acceptable. Which is EXACTLY WHY WE SHALL BUY IT! AND RULE THE WOOORL-"

???: "Shh, the neighbors!"

Mr.Gogurt: "Oh, sorry honey. WE WILL RULE THE WOOORLD, MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The final section! (Section.)

Mr.Gogurt is a real go-getter...

And this chapter is an ender.