My greatest title yet.

What I'm going to do/have done! (Section)

Short and late cuz of bad timing. Also, my sleep schedule is wack again, lol.

But thanks to that wacky sleep schedule I've been seeing a few stars. Not many because the atmosphere is still pretty thick where I am but enough for you to know that "Yeah, stars do exist." Which you can forget that when you're in a polluted city. And I've been in plenty.

But yeah, stars are nice. Like not up close, I'd be burnt to a crisp after all. But when their far away, and I mean really far away they give this nice atmosphere to the night. Cuz well...

Have you ever laid on your back and stared straight up into the blue sky? Well, I have. And let me tell you that shit is trippy. I mean, there's no ceiling at all! So like every time I stare up at those blue skies I feel like gravity will just break down at any moment and I'll end up flying into space. Cuz what the hell am I going to do? Grab onto the clouds?

Well, you see that's where stars come along. They fill up the sky, add something solid to our giant gassy atmosphere. And y'know that makes it feel a lot less disorienting to look up at the sky. Cuz ya know there is stuff for you to land on, and that the sky does in-fact end. I know that's obvious to you savvy sky folk, but on the ground level its kinda hard to tell at times.

Anyway, nothing much major to say. Though I guess I can say that stars and celestial objects, in general, are a pretty big-name gimmick I'm using in the fantasy story. So yeah that's my tie-in.

See ya.

Things I wrote just for you (And the others here as well!...Section.)

Have you ever seen a giant crab sling a girl across your living room?

Big-titted, anime eyes, definitely is on a body pillow, that type of girl?

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No?

Yeah well...I don't really see stuff like that either. But like hey I type it sometimes.

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Look, I know what your thinking "This isn't what I'm here for! I'm here so I can see a little girl cuss at a luvcraftian monster while massive THUD noises occur every time someone trips." but like I don't know what to tell you but clearly that's not what is going on right now.

And yeah I know that's obvious but like hear me out.

What if, instead of that, a big-titted crab throws a hot girl across your living room. Classic rom-com situation, you know?

And then like...I get my pay, the author gets an easy chapter out, and you masturbate to a hot anime girl.

Or uh celebrity if you prefer that. Just imagine someone you'd fuck okay?

Alright.

Let's do this.

It was morning, and y/n (That's the stand-in we chose to represent you. Don't worry, it's 100% generic.) was enjoying a cup of liquid that could've been coffee or tea. And then a giant crab threw a fuckable person into their living room. The floor shook, the glass shattered, and other descriptions of equal intensity occurred.

And then that hot person got up and looked at y/n, and y/n looked at them, and then the crab looked between them. Then the crab starts twattering about their new OTP. Cuz it's like, love at first sight.

So y/n and this hot person just start...sexing. Cuz like, why not? Hot person is hot, and your ability to handle this very odd situation relatively calmly is vaguely resemblant of actual confidence. So boom, happy sex.

Aaaaaaand Done.

See? Happy ending. That was like...wholesome and stuff.

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No, it wasn't lazy. And yes I know I can't actually hear you but I'm trying really hard right now to predict what you are going to say. So I'd appreciate it if you played along even if I'm wrong, okay?

Alright.

It isn't lazy, cuz just because the crab didn't have a character arc and the chemistry of both romantic leads was nonexistent and-

BZzzz!

Oh...oh thank god my shift is over.

Yeah uh uhm uh by!

The final section! (Section.)

Look even I'm wondering when diplomacy is gonna make its comeback, okay? All I know is that it ain't on this one. Cuz its over.