There is an IMPOSTER AMONG US!

What I'm going to do/have done! (Section)

I did it! Well, I got the chapter I wanted to put out well...out. Though I still have a lot to do before I'm back on track with things.

Things I wrote just for you (And the others here as well!...Section.)

???: "M-Maria! i-I can't take it! Please, l-let me-"

Maria: "Hmm, are you really sure Jimmy? Don't you want me to rub it a bit more? Or...flick your lil guy like THIS-"

Crik

Jimmy: "Uuuah, p-please, you're driving me nuts! I'm-"

I put the magazine down. Again there was that uncomfortable but nice feeling in my lower half. Like something really warm or electric was moving through me.

But like...what could I do about it? It seemed to just be a side-effect of reading porn...

I rubbed my chin and wondered why porn could do such a thing.

Hmm...Mrs.Instakill did say it didn't belong to any human, so it might be of some sort of...magical origin?

Right, that made sense. It wasn't the porn that made me feel funny, but the magic itself.

I nodded.

???: "Woah, that's very clever reasoning ProfessionalStranger25."

I smiled.

ProfessionalStranger25: "Thanks ProfessionalStranger25, I do pride myself in always aiming for excellency."

My hands joined together to make a slow but strong handshake.

ProfessionalStranger25: "Well, it was excellent for sure."

ProfessionalStranger25: "Why thank you, I-"

???: "Nice porn."

I nearly jumped off my bed as I heard Mrs.Instakill's voice.

Seriously, how does she do that?

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ProfessionalStranger25: "Umh, thanks?"

Mrs.Instakill had the porn between her fingers, glancing at it with a casual interest that I'd only seen in dreams.

Mrs.Instakill: "Though, I'm a bit surprised that the government would give you something out of that fiery vixen's porn stash."

ProfessionalStranger25: "e-Excuse me?"

Mrs.Instakill raised a brow.

Mrs.Instakill: "So you don't know? Well, I guess it's sensible for them to keep you in the dark. Pun-intended by the way."

...Was this...another test?

But...that doesn't make sense! We just had one a few days ago! And we always go back to the lab! And...

Well...they have been getting more frequent.

Crap...does that mean the gift was a trap? But for what?! Assessing my memory? Measuring my interests?

Had...had she been watching? Was-

Mrs.Instakill: "Yeesh, your that down-bad huh? Well, I've still got a few minutes left. So-"

Thump.

Mrs.Instakill put her hand on my lap, then gave me a grin that I'd never seen before. Not even in my nightmares.

Mrs.Instakill: "I can help you...relieve yourself."

Her grin widened, and I felt like blocks of ice had slid over my spine.

It wasn't Ms.Care's honey-like smile.

It wasn't Susan's bombastic smirks.

It wasn't human at all.

It was...a predator's grin. The sort I'd imagine a tiger would give to a squirrel as it shoved it around. A grin that wasn't meant to give joy, but pain.

And so, even though I didn't know what she was talking about, I knew to steer away from it for the same primal reasons humans have to avoid jumping off cliffs or touching fires.

ProfessionalStranger25: "I...I think I'm good."

Mrs.Instakill: "Oooh, perfect."

Her grin widened to an inhumane degree.

Mrs.Instakill: "It's best when you know you're getting raped."

As Mrs.Instakill's leaned in and her hand went up my leg all I could think about in my head was-

What's rape?

Mrs.Instakill: "Now, let's-"

Mrs.Instakill stopped right as her fingers reached the top of my pajama pants. She sighed.

Mrs.Instakill: "Of course, Father convinces that worthless N.N.R right as we're about to have fun!"

She shook her head.

Mrs.Instakill: "I just can't seem to catch a break today...Buuuuuut-"

Her eyes met mine, and for the first time, I realized something I'd missed in the darkness and confusion. Her-

Mrs.Instakill: "I'm sure we can have plenty of fun, after-"

w-Why is she grabbing my chest?!

Mrs.Instakill: "You learn your lesson."

Swoo-

ProfessionalStranger25: "Aaaaah!"

As Mrs.Instakill tossed me to the floor I expected my neck to snap in half, I expected the end of all thought, I expected darkness.

...And there was darkness...as somehow, I'd been tossed inside my bed's shadow.

The final section! (Section.)

Well, that's unnerving. And so is Cliff-hangers!

Yeah, the chapter's done.