10? Isn't that the number of rebirth, completion, and or change? Idk lol.
What I'm going to do/have done! (Section)
Still writing new stories for you guys...because this one ended up being bigger then usual lol. I really liked the cultivation joke if you couldn't tell.
Things I wrote just for you (And the others here as well!...Section.)
Hello kids, it's me! Your best friend, NNR!
Today we'll be learning a very important lesson.
Now listen closely.
If your bully is getting pushy, is that okay? If your doggy is really naughty, is that okay? If your parents ignore all your wants, is that okay?
Now, say it with me.
no. No. NO!
Very good. Let's try this one more time.
If your brother lies to you, is that okay? If your school forces you to learn, is that okay? If Santa clause doesn't give you what you want, is that okay?
Now, say it with me.
no. No. NO!
Amazing! One last time children!
If your parents or friends are spies, is that okay? (Remember children, spies lie all the time, and as you know, lies are a very big no-no.)
If your parents keep you from the military, is that okay? (Woah! I don't know about you children, but that's a big No-No for me. It's going against your wants! And the military is the funniest place on earth! As you'll see in a song coming up! So stay tuned!)
If Santa Clause doesn't give you gifts to hurt the economy of the aristocracy, is that okay? (A VERY big NO NO for me, children. I mean, every child deserves a toy, don't you agree?)
Well, no more delaying. Let's say it together
no. No. NO!
G-g-g-great job children! I-i-i am-[Error, Error, Errooor!]
Zwoosh.
(Now for another one.)
Please subscribe! Please subscribe! Please subscribe!
I'll do the funny dance with a stranger skeleton. OMG
I'll give all my money to the popular kid. NO waay ;(
I'll even eat my own shit! (Gone wrong, gone sexual!)
Just hit that big red button all shiny and pretty! Because I need the attention to live. Literally, my college degree on 'Creative writing' isn't doing sh#t.
I-
Please share, please follow, please recommend my blog!
Because how the ocean is polluted and the economy has left us disillusioned are important topics...to me.
And if this isn't shown around, how can I get my charity off the ground?
So please give me the attention t-
Tell me all my opinions suck, tell me I should try bleach, tell me that sorta shit on my blue-bird feeeeed!
The burning passion of those that happen to think I'm the worst thing since Covid-19 gives everything meaning. Especially my endless berating of my failing mind.
So I don't need help, I need lead in my head, and you're all willing to provide!
So please ki-
Follow, Favorite, Review (But only if you please.),
But if I make a sob story that isn't me pressuring you or anything!
I just really want the support and If I don't get any royal rapport I'll just mop on the forum threads.
Because this is all a game of chance and no matter the circumstance we all want that lucky draw.
So maybe don't get caught up in that shitty lottery game, creating shouldn't be a burden for you or others!
What sorta message is that anyway?
'Slave away?
'Beg for strength?'
If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it.
'And then get depressed anyway?'
So if you have something you love then share it because it's what you love, not because you just want to be loved. If you wanna be a big shot that's okay as well, just don't let it consume your liffee!
(oh and get that rage-bait guy a therapist, or at least on suicide-watch.)
Wait, how am I going to advertise patron later with that sorta message?
...
You owe the creators you enjoy the money to continue-
(And anuther one)
Entry 490509465305946853203925809582028 x Inaccessible Cardinal known as 4930950939 x eternity x 1.5
At the 10th and final layer above the infinite hierarchy of infinitely growing layers of dimension, space, time, infinities, conceptuality, personality, touching The thousand blades of knowing (Also known as grass), and other fundamental aspects of the universe that are infinitely surpassed and transcended and beyonded and woah power level really high...
What was I writing? Oh right. 1st layer is way more than an infinite hierarchy of infinite stuff of infinite growth and shit. Whatever! The point is that on the highest layer, on the top of the highest mountain that's 1 bijillion miles high, there is me. The one who sits at the highest peak of cultivation!
Yes with a single thought, I could destroy Inaccessible cardinal boundless omniversals! Like an egg is destroyed by the chicken it dared to birth! But in this metaphor, I'm not a chicken, but its old great ancestor, The Dinosaur!
And with a single roar metafiction, normiefiction, dietfiction, omnipotent fiction, and fateconceptualityxplotxreallifexmemeenergy is easily overcome and destroyed with negative infinite effort!
A-and I can face slap a thousand Young Masters of Ancient Beyond Supreme Omnipotent OP Great Amazing Spectacular Spider Male Gods V.5 Turbo 11 Realm Before they're even born!
I...I can...destroy a rock with infinite pebbles that are all infinitely greater than infinite dimensions of infinite sub-dimensions that all transcend each other by uncountably infinite degrees! And that is but a rock in the infinite world I could blink out of existence!
I...Umh...huh.
Y'know diary when I first signed up to be a cultivation warrior I thought that somewhere along the face slapping and Jade beauty 'saving' I'd y'know...find eternal happiness? Settle down? Have something of personal value?
But now that I'm at the peak of well...everything. It all feels a bit...hollow. I mean, when I first learned "Time-Slash!" and used it to defeat the Time-Lord known as "Time-Lord" I felt like I'd...saved the world! Because I had, go me!
...And then I fought his recolored version on dimension 45...for the tenth time and...well the magic was gone. And there are just so many young masters I can face-slap before my hand gets tired. And...didn't they sorta have a point?
I mean, I barged into their universe...realm...dimension...whatever! I started sexting all the cutest girls. Drained every resource they had. Killed anything that gave me even a tiny power boost. And all the while I destroyed their noble houses because of some young master that hated me for...destroying the power balance of their universe...dimension...realm...and...I think I gave all that power to the jade beauties I left in the lower realms...dimension...universe...so it's... it's pretty much like I made all the hot girls gods with no feasible way of surpassing them thanks to the consumption of every resource in their home.
And I showed them the best way to rise to power is to...face-slap, hate a certain group of people, and constantly be at war...and I always had a big harem...Did I cause their equivalent of world war 1?
...I'm going to hell for this...good thing I've already killed The Devil like... thirteen times. But still, that's definitely gonna be bad for my conscious.
And speaking about mental health that might not even be the worse of it. Like t-the first jade beauty I got! My...what was it...childhood friend? My ACTUAL childhood friend, not all the others I had when I reincarnated into a new body to get stronger.
I...I feel we had a connection ya know? We'd just chill and banter and she'd make me a cool pie and I'd show her my new earth-shattering fist and it was laid-back. I could've...I could've settled down!
Okay, after I saved her from the dragon king lord that captured her for like...the 5th time.
And I mean...did I need that noble princess? Well...I did like the S and M thing we had going on...and polyamory is very accepted in my world...but only for men...probably should've sorted that social issue out before leaving...in like...any world. But that's beside the point!
Okay, sure. Childhood friend, Tsundere Noble Princess, and that Monster that became a big-titted goth chick. That's a lot of romantic responsibilities but like... it's manageable, right? You could feasibly have a good relationship with all of them.
Now try to do that when your harem is in the 5 digits. And that was before I ascended to a higher world! Ugh...why did I even do that. I was the undisputed top dog by the end of my run! I could've lived LAVISHLY for all eternity + 1. I found the immortality fruits like...1/3rd of the way on my journey. Didn't even need to hold a position of power...I could've just...waved my hand, cured cancer, and coasted off the monetary success of that for life!
But instead, I ascended and was infinitely weaker compared to this new world. So I went back to training to beat the weakest young master of the weakest clan of the weakest section of the planet...in retrospect, I was crazy lucky to ALWAYS be fighting in the weakest environment possible. I mean, what are the chances of that?
Or maybe I was unlucky. Maybe it would've been better for everyone if I died against Dragon Lord Supreme emperor Nova V4.
...I miss caring about people...that's the worst of this. Everyone just becomes a stat or a power boost. And...I miss dad. I miss mom. I miss my actual childhood friend whose name I can't even remember...I miss home.
...
Anyway, that's all I have to write for you today Mr.Diary. I'll-
A slip of paper on the first few pages of Suan Lang Ghian Ling Mang's (Also known by his birth name, Steven Gold.) Diary fell onto his lap. Steven opened the paper with the amount of enthusiasm you'd expect from a man who'd just had a mid-life crisis.
'It's a message, from...Dad?'
Dearest son, Because I only have one, Ha! That never gets old.'
As I was saying, Dearest son, I know that you're very passionate about this...what was it? Cullviation job? Honestly, I don't get it. I mean back in my day if you wanted a good adventure you'd just get Isekai'd to another world and fight in a Tolkien-inspired fantasy world! No need for these silly...' higher realms' or 'Spiritual power' or whatever you kids call it.
Point is, it's not something I get. But if you're anything like your old man you'll end up saving the world and getting a total baddie like your mom. (Don't tell her I said that son. Or at least not with anyone nearby. Y'know how she is, TSUN in the streets and all DERE in the sheets...well, I guess you wouldn't know that. Ah what a shame, you'll have to tie the knot with that Suan girl to get my awesome joke! And while you're at it you might as well get me a few grandchildren!
'Swan, Swan Song. That was her name. She used to be all upset about it. Something about her dad giving it to her because of her mom's death, right? Hm...didn't I promise to change her last name? To give her my own? To come back?... I don't think I ever did that.'
Anyway, no matter where you go just know that me and your mother will always be cheering you on! And if it doesn't work out...
Well, you can always come back home to figure stuff out.
PSA: Just warn me before you get back home. Me and your mom haven't had a child-free home for 18 years. And well...as I'm sure you'll learn, that leaves a lot of tension in the air. Sexu-
Steven crushed the note before he could die of cringe. Of course, even if he did die he'd be revived by [Pheonix Reborn.] but even so, some deaths can scar a man for life.
Looking down Steven let out a heavy sigh, then began walking down the mountain. He could have flown, teleported, or simply bent space and time in such a way that he was always at home.
But he decided he'd not do that.
He decided he did not want to return home as a god,
but as a man.
The final section! (Section.)
The end, the rebirth, the cycles...are vaguely related but sound really mysterious and wise when you put them together.
Unfortunately this is not a cool quote, but in fact the end of the chapter.