Have you ever gone and thought "Hey, I'd like to keep up with the writing progress and thoughts of a nobody on the internet." No? Well, I hope you do, because that's what this is about! What to expect: - The occasional short story, short poetry, and short jokes! Anything short! (O-okay, umh by "Anything" I mean MOST things...for uh... legal reasons.)  - Lyrics that I wrote that I like...no music though. - Updates on my totally gonna get 1 bijillion view's fantasy story! [For real guys! Tis so cooool ;)] - More about me! Like did you know I like writing? I know, such a weird thing for a writer to like! (Insert laugh track.) - Watermelon pics? (Idk, it just sounds right you feel me?) And more!! Unfortunately (Or fortunately in some cases), we can not in fact do 'Everything' Sooo... What NOT to expect:  - A traditional story - A LitRPG system (Unless you count views and followers, if that's the case then those numbers should go up and up!) - Consistent chapter lengths - A 6 feet author. Sorry ladies...and gentlemen. In that category, I end up falling short. (See? I told you we'd have short jokes.) And more of everything I will not in fact be doing!