Rule number one, everyone is selfish,

Rule number two, possess all good things,

Trap it and don't let it escape,

Consume it, and feel it, euphoria, as you become one,

Rule number three, if it's not yours, it's worth jealousy,

Why should others have good things?

Those things really belong to you,

Stolen novel; please report.

They would be happier with you,

Rule number four, always listen to the devil's whispers,

There is an order to hell, an organization for demons,

The goblins do not dare raise their heads,

Before the black knights,

And you'll never win a fight, if you don’t understand their plight,

Rule number five, be ready to run,

Be ready to rape, and steal,

A kiss on those lips for the willing,

Consent and common sense,

Sometimes it’s not obvious,

When opportunity arises,

Rule number six,

Don’t pretend to be good,

It’s gross,

Rule number seven,

Don’t confuse yourself with the devil,

Rule number eight,

Check your desires,

Don’t get lost,

Or you could be here forever,

Rule number nine,

Keep your dreams of heaven to yourself,

So many beasts, they smell your intentions,

Rule number ten, relax, you’ll get fed...