“Introduce yourself,” The producer says,

“Yes, I'm Jan, the 40 Cent Virgin,” She says.

“40 Cent Virgin you say? That's hilarious,” He says,

“What can you do?” He asks,

“I can do many things,

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I can make things seem more valuable than they are,

I can hide heaven,

I can fact check the poor,

I can offer easy outs,

Easy dreams for the pure of heart,” She says.

“Hmmm,

And those legs,

Where do they go?” The producer asks.

“They go to hell, sir,” She says.

“Hmm, If you were a real 40 Cent Virgin, wouldn't they go to heaven?” He asks, a little worried...

“The path is there, sir, for the pure of heart, but there are many gatekeepers,” She says...

“So it becomes a road to hell, I see,” The producer says.

“Are you a gentle virgin,

You should at least be a gentle virgin,” He asks...

“My skin is soft, and white,

But underneath is a demon,” She says.

“There are various roles we can offer,

The joker, the wildcard, the blame taker, the good word speaker,

There’s even the gift giver, the truth speaker,

Let’s not forget the gentleman,” He says.

“Sir, I am a girl,” She says.

“Of course,” He says with a smile.