Top ten exits, number one, “I have to get to the next level,” number two, “I have to cop a feel,” number three, say something clever, number eleven, “I have to fuck someone upstairs,” number four, “I forgot to turn something off,” the oven maybe, number five, “I have to go kill somebody,” number six, “I have to start a fire,” number eight, “I have to flood the toilet,” number nine, “the world is burning,” number ten, “I've got a country to invade,”

Number seven, open the door, number eight, the holy spirit compels me, number nine, I just have to complete the rhyme, number ten, my exit is here,

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Something about Kiev, and the pussy got locked in a box, and in the East, they speak of this thing called yoga, when dreamers misspeak, and the truth is twisted,

The division bell rang out, blue and red, choose your sides, or are you rich, or can you afford not to answer,

The elder gods watched this, my older brothers and sisters, far in the distance,

The youth asked, are we dead or alive,

The undead smell the smoke in the air,

Someone started a fire,

May the spring consume us all,

May my cup flood the world,

May I fall into a dream,

Suck my dick,

Would she let him cum in her,

Sweetie, I think of you daily...