So I was sitting there, right, waiting to make my move,

And then I was, and then I was giving it to her, raw doggy style,

And I was gasping, in and out, then I was dropping some kids off,

When the most horrible orc, you've ever seen,

A poet, salsa dancing,

The orc came high, I went low,

I came, eating a grape,

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I came, and here this guy was,

Just jamming it into her,

Risking, squeeking it through,

Just, a warrior poet, damn,

I dropped the ball, just consumed the whole thing,

Then, the orc's sword came for me,

And I weaved in, and I sweeped,

Dagger in, dagger out, just really giving it to her,

Just reaching, so high,

My name is Jared, almost fell,

This is my story,

Just the tip,

Not even a dent,

Breathe in, breathe out,

Just huffing it back, a foot!

All over her face,

And of course the orc jumps,

Leaps into the air,

The most legendary, exit,

The most, heavy,

Warhammer,

In the face?

And I ducked,

Got an uppercut,

Right, in the face,

And it was not even that bad,

In other places, it could have been worse,

Anyways, we made sweet love,

I made it home in time,

For dinner,

At your place?

Tonight?