Little turds,

Shining in the sun,

So bright,

But wait,

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What's this?

It smells,

Looks like shit,

Why does it look proud,

Such shitty achievements?

What does it amount to?

Its existence?

Is it not just shit?

But looks how it holds his head up high,

Nose to the sky,

Daring our lord and saviour,

But what can our lord do?

He can only turn away,

Why rebuke a piece of shit?