Proverbs 4:28,

Nyuuu,

Yuu,

Plop,

Poop,

Plump,

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Plum,

Soda,

That's a good baby,

Here comes the train,

Choo choo,

Hmmm,

Hmm,

Hm,

Pop,

Uhmm,

Um,

So dirty,

Awimbawe,

And he said to them,

Go out and spread the good word, for your saviour has come,

Then he said to them,

Give me your soul,

Let me possess you,

And he said to them,

A turd is above you,

Amen,

Heavenly father,

Please piss on me...