John woke up, and it was his first day of school,

His mother makes breakfast,

“Are you excited for your first day of school?” She asks,

“Yes, I am enthusiastic,

An opportunity to live life another day is always a blessing,” John says,

“Very good,” John's mom says,

“Do you have everything you need?” She asks,

“Yes, I have the necessary tools to accomplish my tasks at school,

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It is always important to be prepared,” John says,

“Very good; it is slightly irritating though,” She says,

“I apologize for stimulating anger,

It is important to be cordial in all circumstances,

Many situations can be resolved with words and language is an important asset to have,” John says,

“Hmm,” She says,

John’s mother drives him to school, but as time was constrained, she could only forget John’s lunch, for she had to work for human resources,

“That bitch,

But circumstances don’t usually provide the ideal result in many situations,” John says,

“Today we’ll be learning multiplication,” The teacher says,

Johnny learns diligently, “Although these subjects are boring and could possibly of minimal use in a normal life, the scope of what it teaches even on the grand scale of the universe is important,

These lessons are here to ingrain important information for young gods exploring space,” he says,

“On what scale is it important for you, John,” The teacher asks,

“It is important for calculating the most optimal route for my life with my circumstances,” John says,

“Okay, this story just got boring,” John says...