Fat forest cat, wandering the forest,

Observing those, who pass through the trail,

Fat forest cat, stalking little creatures,

It must not fail!

A little mouse, scittering through the bushes,

A little bunny, and its little bunny droppings,

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Fat forest cat sees all,

It sees little red riding hood pass by,

And the wolf who stalks her,

It sees the white rabbit shaking its head,

For those who faltered,

Fat forest cat does not care,

Fat forest cat is an observer,

She knows she will eat,

She knows she will feast,

Fat forest cat minds her own business,

The sun shines through the trees,

And the moon smiles down on her,

Fat forest cat will sleep easy,

Fat forest cat,

I hope you never leave me,

It was not you who decided,

The world you live in,

It was not you,

Who decided the mire we sit in,

As the fat forest cat does,

Simply existing,

As the fat forest cat does,

And maybe we’ll all grow fat...