Fuckin’ Buddhists, man,

I'm tired of the question,

Like its something you should feel superior for,

Like its an introduction,

To some wise and mystical treasure,

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Idiot, the sound of one hand clapping,

Is the sound of your master,

Just laughing his ass off,

Can you acknowledge a basic truth?

Congratulations,

Do you hear the sound of one hand clapping?

Oh no, we acknowledged it,

We're proud of you,

Big steps, for the little boy,

We'll be waiting for you on the veranda,

Will there be earth beneath your feet?

Will your master still be clapping?

Or will he have to be the ground you step on?

Oh, what god would do,

For his little children,

This is the sound of two feet walking,

I don’t want to be a babysitter today...