Who wants to play,

My dad isn’t home today,

I hate it when he's not here,

But he's always watching,

It's sort of uncomfortable,

I have a space fighter game,

We can take turns,

I want to play Leah,

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You can play Luke,

Wait, how old are you,

No one plays Rainbow Caravan Ships anymore,

What grade are you in?

Have you ever driven a car?

Uh oh,

My dad's home,

Gotta go,

Talk to you later,

You can call me Shadow Boy,

Oh wait,

He's leaving,

Yeah, I know her,

She's my housekeeper,

Uh oh,

Time's up,

Uh oh,

Bedtime,

Uh oh,

Hovercrafts are the best,

Uh oh,

Yes, I’m a card collector,

Yeah, well I’m a spellcaster,

Of course I have tarot cards!

What spells have I cast?

What business of it is yours?

Why am I the only one getting fact checked?

Of course I’m experienced!

Okay, you caught me,

I’m just a poet,

Then go!

No, I dare not,

I took a bite,

No, not that!

Welp.