(this)

*You move onward and encounter a spider bake sale.

*You drop all your gold onto the Spider's web.

*Dozens of spiders crawl to collect your gold. They-

*The Spiders don't understa-

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*Act

*Item

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*Mercy

*Your slash smashes multiple spiders into pieces. Scattering your gold across the floor.

*The spiders try to run, but you crush each and every one of them with your shoes.

YOU WON. . . . . (story)

You earned 10 EXP, 145 Gold, 1 spider donut, and 1 spider cider.

*You inspect the pile of broken webs and notice a single spider entrapped. You smile, and...begin to sing.

Frisk: "The Itsy Bitsy Spider went to the ruins. Down came the human that wiped the ruins. They gave them the order to inform the rest, that the underground would soon...be empty at last."

*You rip the webs off, allowing the spider to leave. It scurries away.

Frisk: "That'll be fun."

*...