*Toriel takes your hand. You two walk across the hallways and stop at a door.
Toriel: "This is it. A room of your own. I hope you like it!" (you)
Frisk: 'My own room? Do…do you think it has toys?'
*Only one way to find out.
*Knocking noises
Toriel: "Oh my, at this hour? I wonder who it could be."
*Toriel heads off to confront the knocking noise.
*Knocking noise
*Knocking noise
Frisk: 'Y'know you don't need to narrate everything.'
*Louder Knocking noise!
Frisk: 'Ugh.'
*You open the door, revealing a red room with cool toys, a well-made flower drawing, a wardrobe full of varying clothes, and-
Frisk: 'You sure like this room.'
*It is scientifically proven to be difficult to dislike a room with such a good sense of roominess.
Frisk: 'Where the fudge did you get that from?'
*Monster.net, scientific discovery page 56 by W.D...
Frisk: '...What?'
*The full name alludes me.
Frisk: 'hmm...I think I've heard of that name.'
*Really?
Frisk: 'Yeah, W.Deez nutz in ya jaw!'
*Ugh. You snicker at your awful meme.
Frisk: 'Whatever.'
*You inspect the cool toys. Then drop them to the floor. Cold.
Frisk: 'It's just a bunch of stuffed dolls. Action figures are cooler.'
*You dissect the room thoroughly, snobbishly looking down on the wholesomeness before you.
Frisk: 'Oh come on. Like, just look at that flower drawing.'
*Yes, it is quite good.
Frisk: 'Bro...Gal...none-gender revealing amigo, that flower is awful. I mean look at that leaf! It's all-'
*It's a shadow.
Frisk: '...Yeah. and I'm a good person. Nah man, that's a leaf!'
*Nah man?
Frisk: 'W-well what's the non-binary version of man?'
*Person
Frisk: 'Oh yeah and if I said Nah person, that's a leaf. You wouldn't raise a...imaginary eyebrow eh?'
*...I can see the issue. Even still, that flower is of excellent quality.
Frisk: 'Whatever.'
*Finally, after a long arduous journey, you rest on the comfy bed.
Frisk: 'What does arduous mean?'
*Difficult, tiring, strenuous.
Frisk: 'Pff, nah those fights were ez wins.'
*Yeah...about that. Why not like...stop that.
Frisk: 'Oh no not another long-winded speech about how I'm evil.'
*No, think about it. There's no one left who'll attack you, so there's no reason to keep fighting. And Toriel is a lot more useful alive than dead.
Frisk: 'Pah, the only good monster is a dead one.'
*What if that monster can make you nice pies?
Frisk: 'I ain't a snail freak like you, I-'
*Butterscotch.
Frisk: 'No, she can't-"
*Chocolate cookies. Cake. Pancakes.
Frisk: 'Liar, I bet there isn't even milk here!'
*...She's a goat, not dude.
Frisk: 'Oh yeaah... wait, ewwww!'
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*Not like that you idiot! Goats are good scavengers, she can find anything!
Frisk: 'Pff, alright. Let's say you're right. What do I do all day? Play with dolls?'
*Snail facts.
Frisk: '...you must be the lamest person on earth if you find snail facts to be-'
*Snail races.
Frisk: 'kay, I'm a bit interested but-'
*Snail boxing.
Frisk: 'How?!'
*Snails rule, you would know if you weren't so snailphobic.
Frisk: 'Ugh....fine. I'll...consider it.'
*You close your eyes. As you think you reflect on your life choices, on if all the dust in the world is worth the loss of happy days like this, of-
Frisk: 'Hey! I'd like to think in y'know...silence?'
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Frisk: 'Are you unable to be quiet?'
*I was getting bored, okay?
Frisk: 'Whatever.'
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Frisk: 'Got it! No.'
*B-but-
Frisk: 'You make a good argument. But well...killing is fun. It makes the world more interesting, being a little goody-two-shoes is just obnoxious.'
*That's horrible! People don't deserve to die for your amusement. Monsters have lives and-
Frisk: 'Blah blah blah. Jeez were you a philosophy major or something?'
*...How is that an insult?
Frisk: 'Because it's proof that you wasted your life?'
*They earn more on average!
Frisk: 'And I'm guessing W.D. forgettable is the one who told you that?'
*Are you even listening to what you're saying? You support genocide for...fun and curiosity! That's crazy!
Frisk: 'Whatever! It's not like you can do anything about it.'
*...Maybe I can.
Frisk: 'Oh like what? You'll narrate about how sad and bad I am?'
*I...I punch you in the face!
Frisk: '...I feel nothing because you can do nothing. So go-'
Frisk: "Ow!"
HP: 30/32
Frisk: 'D-did you just...make my hand slap me?'
*...Yeah, and I'll do it again if you don't listen!
Frisk: 'Well...fudge you! I'm killing Toriel... and you know what? I'm gonna make it painful because you're a jerk. And it's gonna be all your fault!'
*That be your fault, idiot.
Frisk: 'Nuah'
*No! Or...yes... It'll be your fault!
Frisk: 'W-well let's see if you say that to Toriel's face when she's BEGGING for mercy!'
*Why you!
*Your body slams against the floor.
HP: 28/32
Frisk: 'And I dash to the door!'
*But your feet twist and you hit the knob instead!
HP: 23/32
Frisk: 'I break the door and-'
Frisk: "Owwww!"
HP: 20/32
*Splinters idiot, wait how did you even break the door?
Frisk: 'It's called a workout, 100 monsters stabbed, 100 eaten, 100 ran on, good for the muscles! Y-you should try it!'
*Never! You slam into a wall.
Frisk: 'I run forward and-'
*You slip on the carpet!
HP: 18/32
Frisk: 'I get up and-'
Flowey: "Woahy, talk about clumsy."
Frisk: "Flowey?"
Flowey: "Howdy, and by!"
*Flowey plops into the ground before you can grab him. You headbutt the floor.
HP:16/32
Frisk: 'Wait, pause! Pause!'
*What is it?
Frisk: 'It's obvious that jerk is up to something. And at least you know my something is killing! Who knows what he'll do! So like...truce until we deal with him?'
*...Fine. You get up and move onward.
Flowey: "Hurry up! You don't want to be trapped, do you?"
Frisk: 'Trapped?'
*The noise is coming from downstairs.
Frisk: 'He's setting us up!'
*Yes, but what choice do we have?
Frisk: 'Hm...fine. But I'll definitely kill him for this!'
*You go downstairs. Who knows what awaits you.