*You move onward. You notice that a sign sa-
Frisk: 'Reading is for nerds. We are jocks Chara. We get all the football coaches slapping us on our backs and-'
???: "Did something move? Was it my imagination? I can only see moving things."
*Your weird fantasy has been interrupted by a weirder dog.
???: "H-hey, I can't stop shivering all of the sudden. W-who's there?"
*Doggo blocks the way.
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*Act
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*Mercy
Frisk: 'Y'know what to do!'
*...
*You hit Doggo square in the jaw.
Doggo: "H-hey, what the hell! That's not how you pet people! Stay away!"
*You try to dodge a blue slash, only for it to extend and hit you anyway.
HP: 46/48
Frisk: 'What the heck?'
*Blue means you need to stop.
Frisk: 'No, Red is to stop. What next? Orange is to go?'
*...You realize the underground's driving policies are a bit different than humanities.
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Frisk: 'Ugh, of course.'
*Fight <
*Act
*Item
*Mercy
*You...pimp slap Doggo.
Frisk: "Down boy!"
Doggo: "Again, that's not petting!"
*Doggo sends a barrage of blue slashes, so varying in their angles that even master swordsmen would struggle to parry each blow...you dodge it by doing nothing.
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*Mercy
Frisk: "Alright, I'll try petting you."
Doggo: "Finally! Some decency. I-Ah!"
*...You grab Doggo by his ears and slam him into his own wooden station.
Frisk: "Hey, come on? Am I doing it right?!"
*You bang Doggo against the wood.
Doggo: "uu-aguh-"
Frisk: "Speak up, I can't hear!"
Doggo: "P-ple-"
Frisk: "More? Why of course! I'll give all the pets to good boys like you-"
*You continue to bang Doggo against the wood, it begins to crack.
Frisk: "After all, you like pets, don't you, don't you?"
Frisk: "RIGHT BOY?"!
*The wood snaps apart, and with it, Doggo turns to dust.
*You won.
*You earned 30 XP and 30 gold.
*You huff and puff, hands sore from your smashing.
Frisk: 'Y'know, I felt a distinct lack of you helping out.'
*...
Frisk: 'I won't be so easy on the next monster, so you better give me the power we had when we worked as one, or I'm gonna make this real painful for everyone. Got it?'
*...
Frisk: 'Pff. Fine, be quiet. You'll learn to listen soon enough.'
*...You move onward.
(had)
(fun)