*The hand drops us to a floor that looks like a blank piece of paper.
???: "Error, Error-"
💧︎♓︎●︎♏︎■︎♍︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♌︎❒︎□︎🙵♏︎■︎ ❍︎♋︎♍︎♒︎♓︎■︎♏︎✏︎ ✋︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ■︎□︎ ♓︎■︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♓︎■︎ ⬧︎◻︎♏︎♋︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❍︎♓︎■︎♎︎●︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎✏︎
*...IT is unable to say a word. Symbols float around us.
👌︎♋︎♍︎🙵 ◆︎◻︎ ♍︎❒︎♏︎⬥︎📪︎ ♋︎◻︎◻︎♏︎♋︎❒︎✏︎
*In an instant, 5 fingers pop into existence. A kid bearing a stunning resemblance to Monster kid. A clam girl. A monster so thin that it looked like a corpse. A monster that looked like it could be a sock puppet and...a guy looking at a smiley face that was also his hand...They're all gray and creepy looking...
*They might be the Halloween editions of-
☜︎■︎□︎◆︎♑︎♒︎ 🙰□︎🙵♏︎⬧︎✏︎ ❄︎❒︎⍓︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ❍︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎📪︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ♒︎◆︎❍︎□︎❒︎ ⬥︎□︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ♒︎♓︎♎︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♐︎❒︎□︎❍︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⧫︎❒︎◆︎⧫︎♒︎📬︎
☟︎♓︎⧫︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♌︎□︎⍓︎⬧︎✏︎ 📬︎📬︎📬︎✌︎■︎♎︎ ♍︎●︎♋︎❍︎ ♑︎♓︎❒︎●︎📬︎
*A...musical radio?
*N-no way...this beat is...FIRE! The monsters start bopping to it!
Goner Kid: "In all of Undertale history W.D remains the biggest mystery-"
Goner Clam Girl: "But if you been paying attention in between all the flexing you'd realize that W.D-"
Goner Ficus Lickus: "Is a killer on the track and a pillar for the scientific community-"
Goner Scared Donut Guy: "Yet even that didn't give him immunity to being forgotten!"
Goner Sock Puppet: "While you've been adventuring he's been researching and observing every move you've done and undone-"
All Goners: "And now the timelines are all wobbly thanks to the vanishing anomaly! So-"
⚐︎♒︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♏︎■︎⧫︎❒︎♋︎■︎♍︎♏︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ♑︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♌︎♏︎ ♏︎◻︎♓︎♍︎📬︎
*Thousands of symbols join together, shining a light in the void.
☝︎□︎□︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ■︎□︎ □︎■︎♏︎ ♍︎♋︎■︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎📪︎ □︎❒︎ ✋︎🕯︎♎︎ ●︎□︎□︎🙵 ⬧︎◆︎◻︎♏︎❒︎ ●︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ ●︎□︎●︎📬︎ ⚐︎🙵♋︎⍓︎ ■︎□︎⬥︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♑︎♏︎⧫︎ ⬧︎♏︎❒︎♓︎□︎◆︎⬧︎📬︎
*A white melting man with black robes appears as the Goners vanish. A hand with no arm rises with...a microphone?
☼︎♋︎◻︎ ⬧︎⧫︎⍓︎●︎♏︎🖳︎ 💧︎❄︎☼︎✌︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎ ☞︎✋︎☼︎☜︎✏︎
📬︎📬︎📬︎✌︎●︎⬧︎□︎ ♋︎◆︎⧫︎□︎ ⧫︎❒︎♋︎■︎⬧︎●︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎ □︎■︎📬︎
???: "Finally...I'm here...Now-"
*The paper floor shines as the man spreads his arms.
W.D Gaster: "Let's tell my story! Let's start with the glory, W.D was a genius of the highest degree, and while you were on addition and subtraction Gaster was in action making traction with so many breakthroughs you'd think I was trying to break through the barrier! I was! Uh Yuh, but if you don't believe it with hearing then believe it with seeing!"
*The paper morphs into manga-like panels of all Gaster's achievements, a Bachelor in Science at 5, Royal Scientist at 7, and at 9 his shaking hands with Asgore as the first blueprints of the core are being made.
W.D Gaster: "But unlike my Dino Nuggy replacement I ain't no geek but a bonafide Nerd, so instead of arguing of dub or sub you should just read the MANGA!"
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*W.D Gaster coughs into the hole in his hand.
W.D Gaster: "Apologies, I just tire of hearing arguments over Mew Mew Kissy cutie 1 and 2 when the manga is the far superior product. I've estimated that the manga foreshadowed the tonal shift of the series over 54 times, while the anime only had 12 at best. Even Mew Mew's wish was re-worded in the anime to be more cutish when the original managed to make it both selfless and selfish in its intents, which was a great way to set up for the final arc in which Mew Mew would need to confront the very contradictory nature of wishes themselves. The original mangaka Mr.Monogatari did an amazing job at blending both cuteness and darkness in the original, something that the anime completely failed to adapt! This is why I've rated both Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 1 and 2 0/10 stars on MyMonsterAnimulist.net. You can see my full 30,000-word break-down of why both adaptations fail in this google doc link, you can also-"
Goner Kid: "Gaster...your song."
*W.D Gaster coughs into the holes in his hand again.
W.D Gaster: "...Right."
W.D Gaster: "Anyway-"
*The panels wrap around you, instinctively you close your eyes...yet no harm comes. When you open them you see a dark lab with a giant red skull shining with Golden energy. The floor is littered with papers. A more stable Gaster with a white lab coat runs around, turning on and off all sorts of things you can't quite understand. The lab coat Gaster suddenly stops, then turns to you. He sings as softly as an angel
W.D Gaster: "Unfortunately, I was surrounded by incompetency. I saw what they couldn't see, and that brought me-"
*Black goo stains his lab coat.
W.D Gaster: "Insanity!"
*Raising his arms the papers fly up into the void within Gaster's eyes. Briefly, you catch sight of all sorts of headlines-
*Attempts to use Core Energy to crack the barrier ends in tragic failure after assistant-
*Royal Scientist W.D Gaster denied access to the human soul's for-
*Royal Scientist W.D Gaster's last album reaches the top charts! Should he quit the pursuit of science to become-
W.D Gaster: "You've seen my glory now see my fall from the staaars! As I recall how far this world will go to keep us imprisoned! King and me, dreamed to beee freeee, yet his mind was too small to understand! Cross the barrier with what we have, get the souls, get our freedom, and get the sun near our grasp! But every time I asked he denied and my life further collaaaapsed!"
*The lab begins falling apart as W.D Gaster flies higher.
W.D Gaster: "I could feel my mind straining as the world pushed me away from the truth that was nearing. So I knew I had to break my chains to regain my brain's strength to retain my soul's dream to be freeee! So I calculated and estimated the barrier was made of pure human DT. Only it could enforce this will on all of us, so I made a device to lull its powers might! Absorbing the DT around us, turning light into darkness, nothing could hold me no more, I would soon be free... or so I thought!"
*The machine begins to crack as light spills out of it.
W.D Gaster: "I believed the barrier was the enemy, just like you kids thought it would be! But I learned in my final moments that another force was at play, it directed the barrier's strength!"
*A bright light overtakes both you and Gaster.
*Once more you're in the void, with Gaster more melted and dark than ever before.
W.D Gaster: "The angel's will shined down its light and casted me to a darkness so dark that I could never return or be heard. Never I'd see the sun...never I'd hold my sons, never I'd live again, that was Gaster's ennnnnd...till now."
*The music stops. The void begins to crack.
W.D Gaster: "Do you understand human...no...Frisk. I have been controlled and enslaved just like you...we have...a common enemy."
*You nod as the void cracks. Gaster smiles.
W.D Gaster: "Very good...now listen up...I'll only be able to say this once."
*The void begins to crumble. Gaster's voice becomes distant.
W.D Gaster: "I know things, things that have been forgotten and erased. Things you once knew...I can restore such memories...but the Angel will inevitably erase them once more...unless you follow its direction. As long as you listen to its plan it will allow you to exist however you want, with your memories...or without. Stay silent, even in your own head. Don't deviate from what occurred in the original timeline. The deviations will come naturally...And...wait. Wait until the very end to fight back, that is when the Angel's control will be the weakest...understood?"
*You nod as Gaster becomes nothing but a dot in an infinite void.
W.D Gaster: "Good...and remember...I'll be watching...because this will be......."
"Very.........very................interesting-"
*The void shatters apart, you open your eyes to see...a giant metal box in front of you?
???: "OH YEEESSS! Btw, that's copyrighted and trademarked."
*Oh no...Undyne's getting sued.