*You move onward. (if)

*Tallgrass stands before you...

*You walk back and forth between two tiles...

*...Frisk...there's no Pokemon here.

Frisk: 'Oh so we can have a fire goat but not Pikachu? Pff, this place sucks.'

*...You move onwa-

*Scary fish noises.

Frisk: 'What the fu-oh shit I hear it also! Kinda of a banger.'

*You look up to see a fully plated warrior standing in the shadows. Next to her a musical radio.

*You start bopping to the Scary fish noises.

*Fish magic!

*The plated warrior stares down at the grass, spear at hand as a soft light illuminates from her eyes...you continue bopping.

Frisk: 'U-c-come on Chara!'

*You stop bopping.

Frisk: 'This is none-consensually bopping stoppage! I-i'll report you for it!'

*I'll report Deez Nutz to ya mum.

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Frisk: 'Ughh...a Deez Nutz joke...so...cringe."

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*You remember making one at the 12th chapter...of our lives.

Frisk: 'Yeah, Ironically!'

*...Despite all your movement, the warrior backs away, then vanishes into the shadow.

*You move onward.

*Monster kid dashes out of the grass.

Monster kid: "YO YO YO THAT WAS AWESOME! Did you see her, you were all like AHH and she was like GRRR and then she just vanished! Undyne's just...so cool!"

*Monster kid's breath is heavy like any...fangirl...fanboy...fanperson! Monster kid fanpersons all over you.

Frisk: 'Ew.'

Frisk: "Yup, I really liked her music."

Monster kid: "Oh yeah her diss tracks are the best!"

Frisk: "She's a rapper?"

Monster kid: "Duh, songs are essential for a lot of magic! She's so good that she practically spits flames!"

Frisk: "Wouldn't that kill her?"

Monster kid: "...Huh, never thought of that. I guess it- W-WAIT! What are we doing! C'mon, let's go watch her beat up some bad guys!"

*You sigh, then move onward.

*Another save point.

Frisk: 'Don't worry, I've learned my lesson. Chara, do you consensually agree to save in this save point? For better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, to love and to cherish; from this day until death brings us back here. Do you, Chara, save in this save point with me?' (need)

*...Yes, but I want a divorce. And I'm taking the kids.

Frisk: '...Fuck you.'

Frisk Lv 9 ?:??

*Save <

*Return

*You move onward, childless, maidenless, moneyless. Sad.

Frisk: 'A-at least I don't have Cooties!'

*I-i don't have Cooties!

Frisk: 'Yu-ah, you do. Chara has Cooties, she's-'

*THEY

Frisk: 'Hey, you agreed to be the wife, not me.'

*Ugh...you ruin everything.