*You vent to a light blue colored and polka-dotted floor that-

Frisk: 'I vented!? It seems I'm the imposter Among Us!"

*...What?

Frisk: 'Oh right. You died before that game came out.'

*Okay...was it good?

Frisk: 'Nah, I hated it. I was just going to tell you how I'd eject you from the ship.'

*...O...Oka-

Frisk: 'Which would mean all your family and friends would view you as the parasitical scumbag that you are and finally kick you out of MY body.'

*I was joking before Frisk. But now you really are being an edge lord.

Frisk: 'Shut up, it's my way to cope!'

*Why! Why is it your way to-

"Oh, are you guys going through ANOTHER frenemies break up?"

*Asriel!

Frisk: "Ass-riel!"

Flowey: "hahaha, very funny. I'm guessing your...what's the name again...wait did you ever say your-"

Frisk: "What the hell are you doing here!?"

*Flowey rolls their eyes.

Flowey: "What am I doing here? What do you think, jackass?! Not even an hour ago you were wiggling hips with Modsmal, then in the next 30 minutes you go Terminator mode on all your friends, vanish into that weirdo's door and come back the same jackass you were in Snowdin!"

Frisk: "...I'm not the same as I was back then."

Flowey: "Of course! How could I forget how BORING you are right now. You're all-"

*Flowey's petals drape over his eyes.

Flowey: "Ughhh, life sucks! No mom, I don't want to go to Monster Hut! Ugh, you're embarrassing me with your maternal affection!"

*...I know it's irrelevant but-

Frisk: 'No, you're right. Goths are cool.'

*...Good.

Frisk: "Me and Chara agree Goths are cool. Your outvoted Ass-riel."

Flowey: "Well of course Chara agrees! They were always pushing me to have a goth phase with them, get matching eyeliner and creepy stuff like that."

*This is very irrelevant!

Frisk: 'No, hold on. This is good evidence for my twatlonger.'

*...Evidence for what?

Frisk: 'How you groomed me.'

*What the fuck? How could I groom you? I'm a year older at best and-

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*I will FUCKING kill you if you don't shut up! Just because I mellowed out on you a tiny bit doesn't mean I'll hesitate in RIPPING your tongue out if you keep-MMmm... you know what...this is the reaction you want. I will not stoop to your unscrupulous behavior.

Frisk: '...snobby British accent sound effect'

*MMMHHH! THE SOUND EFFECTS ARE MINE! WE AGREED ON THIS!

Frisk: 'Heh, that always does the trick in pissing you off. Fine, I've got my fill of your tears...for now. Du-'

*Dun dun dun sound effect! Ha, got it, fuck you!

Flowey: "Um hello? Earth to local lunatics!"

Frisk: "Alright, fine! I'll...I'll give you the exposition."

*You give Flowey a long-winded exposition of what we currently believe is happening. You unsurprisingly leave out whatever Gaster showed you.

Flowey: "Huh...I always did think the world was a bit...gamey. If the angel is controlling you with the barrier's strength then we'll need to shift plans. I'll get the 6 souls first, then go to the surface to collect a few more....8 to 9 should be enough to handle something powered by 7 to 8 souls worth of energy...right?"

*...

Flowey: "...Chara. I understand, you...feel weak...betrayed...yadda yadda yadda. You hate all the killing lil guy over here is about to do. But could you...NOT get in the way of me talking to them?"

*...Why aren't you saying anything?

Flowey: "Ugh, so you're really THAT much of an idiot. Fine I'll-"

Frisk: "You don't need to do that."

Flowey: "Oh?"

Frisk: "I've...Gaster showed me what would happen. Asgore...Asgore will absorb the human souls, and our fight will erase this timeline. Restarting it anew and weakening the angel. The next restart should be enough to end it once and for all. If you try to absorb the human souls there's a chance that ending won't come at all. And who knows what the Angel will do then."

Flowey: "Huh, so pops finally got the guts to pull the trigger?"

*Asriel...Flowey gives you a freakish grin.

Flowey: "I wonder what else he told you. Y'know, there's a lot of things I never got a chance to-"

Frisk: "Fuck off, I'm not giving you any more information than what you need to not get in my way."

*Flowey winks at you.

Flowey: "Come on, I just wanted to ward off some boredom. You can-"

Frisk: "F.U.C.K.O.F.F, FUCK OFF. Is that phrase foreign to you, Flower boy?"

Flowey: "Hmph! I'm not as stupid or as vulgar as you."

Frisk: "Vulgar?"

Flowey: "Idiot! All those no-no words are good for no one!"

*Facts.

*You wrongfully eyeroll.

Frisk: "Saying Fuck is bad but you getting a metaphorical boner every time I kill a-"

Flowey: "Don't word it like that you freak!"

*Do you not have the least bit of dignity in that worthless name of yours?

*More wrongful eyerolls!? F-for shame! Shame!

Flowey: "Ugh, fine I'll let you off the hook. Buuuuut if you ever change your mind just give me a shout...I'll be enjoying watching you rip all those monsters into dusty pieces! Oh, and Chara..."

*...Flowey gives a genuine smile...which makes what he says next all the worse.

Flowey: "Try to enjoy the ride."

*Flowey plops away.

*...He's as awful as I dreaded he'd be. No remorse when watching his fellow monsters die...

Frisk: 'Yeah...never was all that much of a fan. But it be pretty hard to convince him of anything while we're in the middle of killing everyone. Right?'

*...I guess.

Frisk: 'Good, now do your thing.'

*...You move onward, leaving the empty kitchen behind.