(so)
*You move onward. Lighting up the dark pathway by touching blue mushrooms
Frisk: 'That entire sentence sounds like an acid trip waiting to happen.'
*...Mushrooms don't have acid, acid would burn through them.
Frisk: 'Oh you innocent idiot. I don't mean acid as in-'
*You walk into Modsmals.
*Moldsmal 1 wiggles its hips affectionately.
Frisk: 'Oh, now this is my type of monster!'
*Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Moldsmal 1 <
*Moldsmal 2
*Check
*Imitate
*Flirt <<<<<<<<< (Seriously?)
*You wiggle your hips seductively.
*Moldsmal 1 gyrates its hips in a flirtatious manner. Moldsmal 2 rolls their non-existent eyes.
*Slowly, you two wiggle closer toge-
*Wait, aren't we kids?
Frisk: 'Oh, right.'
*Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Moldsmal 1 <
*Moldsmal 2
*Check
*Imitate
*Confession <
*You tell Moldsmal 1 that this will never work out.
*Moldsmal 1 declares that it won't let its families tear the two of you apart.
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*You swoon dramatically at Moldsmal's romantics! But confess that you are in fact...a minor.
*Moldsmal 1 looks you up and down, then says that you're making no sense. A Moldminor would be even smaller than a Moldsmal.
*You tell it that you are not a Moldsmal, or a Moldminor, or a mold anything. You are not mold at all.
*It is so shocked by this discovery that it leaves immediately. Confused about how something so wiggly could not be a Mold. Moldsmal 2 is still rolling its nonexistent eyes.
*Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Check
*Imitate
*Flirt <
*You wiggle-
???: "GUOOOH!"
*Moldgynormous stands before you! It's 2 sizes bigger than a Moldaverage!
*It shoots a powerful sonic boom at you! You cup your ears, nullifying its attack!
Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Check
*Jump Hug. (Too tall to hug normally)
*Lie Down <
*Jump Unhug. (Too tall to unhug normally.)
*But we're in the middle of a battle?!
Frisk: 'I'm tired.'
*...You lie down. Moldgynormous lies down as well. It shakes the ground but otherwise is silent while laying next to you.
Frisk: "So uh, how's your day?"
*Moldgynormous gives a plain answer. The one you'd expect from a giant Mold. Y'know, wake up, go to work, try not to hit the ceiling's light bulbs, the usual. You nod, understanding that while it's a fine existence it...lacks something.
Frisk: "But you're not a fan of romance, huh?"
*Moldgynormous nods, which in turn shakes the entire room. It tells you that it's had more lovers than it has curves. And all the ruined relationships have turned this Mold bloated with heartache. Now, it wants something else to fulfill that Mold shaped hole in its heart.
Frisk: "Hm, I've been having a rough time also. I mean, I thought I knew what my life was about. Killing, destruction, torture-"
*Moldgynormous wiggles uncomfortably.
Frisk: "Umh...I'm a game developer...it's a very violent game."
*Moldgynormous nods.
Frisk: "But then I met this thing...let's call it... Dumb Mummy. Or DM for short. DM was just...the worst, but people like them are part of my...industry...yeah industry! And the idea that in some way I'm supporting this DM guy just pisses me off."
*Moldygynormous tells you it's only one bad mummy. Think about all the other mummies that are being helped?
Frisk: "You don't get it! They're the sort to fire their workers...and not give them severance pay!"
*Moldgynormous wiggles aggressively.
Frisk: "I know right! And just...ugh. It's not like I want to quit my job but I also don't want to need to deal with...That! I...I don't know, what would you do?"
*Moldgynormous wiggles with great wisdom.
Frisk: "But I don't want to preach about treating people nicely! It's just... it's not me! That's more something my Co-worker..."
*You get a wide grin. What are you-
Frisk: "Shitface would do."
*...Of course.
*Moldgynormous wiggles with even greater wisdom.
Frisk: "...Alright, I'll think about it. I need to be on my way though so-"
*Moldgynormous shakes the ground by getting up. Your rise is...less awe-inspiring.
*You wiggle waves at Moldgynormous and it wiggle waves back. It then wiggles away.
*...Wait, how did we understand what it was saying? All it did was wiggle.
Frisk: 'No Chara. It may have wiggled, but Moldgynormous also jiggled, mingled, and giggled. Moldgynormous spoke with-'
*I'm being serious.
Frisk: 'No clue!'
(good)