*After slipping on ice half a dozen times. Y-

Frisk: 'Video games totally lied to me, it's so different! You just fall off half the time and then the other half you don't go where you want to go. It's stupid, and whoever allowed this on this road is near the top of my kill list!'

*...You done?

Frisk: 'I don't know, am I?'

*...You moved onward t-

Frisk: 'And I mean why would anyone want-'

*Oh look Papyrus!

Frisk: 'Oh, that is him.'

Papyrus: "SO SANS, THAT'S WHY EVEN THOUGH THE CONTRACT SPECIFIES THAT WE'RE ALLOWED UNLIMITED PUZZLING TIME AS LONG AS IT PLAYS A ROLE IN DETAINING THE HUMAN, THE ACTUAL EXPECTATIONS BY THE PEOPLE OF SNOWDIN IS THAT WE WILL NOT ABUSE ARE SENTRY PRIVILEGES AND LEAVE THE SAME TIME AS A REGULAR PUZZLERS RENTAL SPOT. NOT ABIDING BY THESE RULES WOULD HURT ARE REPUTATION AND LIKELY SOCIAL CREDIT IN THE LONG RUN. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY-" [, and]

Papyrus: "NO ONE WOULD THINK I'M A COOL DUDE!!!"

sans: "that would be a travesty, i mean, your the coolest guy i know papyrus."

Papyrus: "I KNOW SANS, I'M THE COOLEST GUY I KNOW ASWELL! YOU'RE A DISTANT SECOND THOUGH."

sans: "aw, thanks papyrus."

Frisk: "You guys have social credit?"

sans: "and a king to boot."

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Frisk: "Jeez, talk about backwards."

sans: "don't be silly, are king never puts his boots backwards."

Papyrus: "RIGHT, AND IF HE DOES IT IS TO BE FASHIONABLE. WAIT, SANS, SHOULD I HAVE PUT MY BOOTS BACKWARDS?"

sans: "nah, boots look best not not not not not not not backwards. sometimes they look good also if their not not not backwards though."

Papyrus: "FHEWY, I HAVE MY BOOTS NOT NOT NOT BACKWARDS. GLAD IT'S STILL IN STYLE"

*...Does Asgore even wear boots?

Frisk: 'Asgore's a king?'

sans: "Rule of three, there's a joke here... but i'm too lazy to make it."

Papyrus: "UGH, ENOUGH WITH YOUR TOMFOOLERY SANS. HUMAN! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A DASTARDLY PUZZLE, ONE THAT I THINK YOU'LL FIND QUITE SHOCKI-"

*You move onward. (maybe)

Papyrus: "AH...HUMAN. YOU MUST BE NEW TO THIS. YOU SEE WHEN A PUZZLER IS IN THE MIDDLE OF EXPLAINING THEIR-"

*You move onward.

Papyrus: "Y-YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO WAIT SO THAT-"

*You're close enough that you could kill Papyrus. Sans tenses up but doesn't move...for some reason.

*You look Papyrus straight in the eye.

Frisk: "Your puzzles suck."

Papyrus: "...S-SORRY. I'LL... I'LL REKINDLE YOUR PUZZLE PASSION FOR SURE HUMAN! WHY YOU HAVE ONLY SEEN A TASTE OF MY PUZZLING PUZZLE SKILLS. NYEHEHEH-"

Frisk: "Shut up."

Papyrus: "EHEH... SIGH, WHY COULDN'T WE GET A MORE POLITE HUMAN?"

*Papyrus leaves.

sans: "y'know, you weren't doing so bad for a while. Is it so hard to...end a conversation with everyone happy? wouldn't that be nice?"

Frisk: "What can I say, I'm a bit of a sadist."

sans: "you're a lot more than just a sadist. you...heh. no point in berating you, you wouldn't care anyway."

*sans leaves.

Frisk: "Well, that was rude."

*You move onward.