*You move onward, walking past a bridge of flowers. You keep moving and moving unt-
*Aaron flexes in!
*Fight <
*Act
*Item
*Mercy
*You should not be doing that.
Frisk: 'Oh, sorry, instincts took over.'
*Aaron flexes in!
*Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Check
*Flex <
*Shoo
*You flex.
*Aaron flexes twice as hard.
Aaron: "Flexing contest? Ok, flex more ;)"
*Aaron strikes a series of poses, each one bulging his muscles more than the last. Sweat droplets shoot out from his shining pectorals.
*However, with your now advanced dodging skills, you easily avoid each droplet.
*Aaron flexes on!
*Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Check
*Flex <
*Shoo
*You flex with a devious smile.
Frisk: "Ha, loser, flexing is nothing impressive! Even Cirno is stronger than you!"
Aaron: "I'm sorry, is that a reference I'm too BUFF to understand!? ;) ;) ;)"
*Aaron flexes so hard that his muscles double in size!
*Aaron tries to crush you under his bulging biceps! But you slip away like the slipper snail you are!
Frisk: "Slipper snail?"
*It is a type of snail that is known for wearing slippers on its-
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Frisk: "Ugh, never mind. Why did I ever consider you a fellow jock?"
*Aaron flexes are starting to gain a gravitational field
*Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Check
*Flex <
*Shoo
*You flex so hard that your muscles begin to strain.
*Yet Aaron flexes even HARDER
Aaron: "face it kid, you could never out-flex a sea stud like me ;)"
Frisk: "You suck!"
Aaron: "I FLEX ;)"
*...Aaron is too busy flexing to attack you.
*Fight <
*Act
*Item
*Mercy
*What are you doing?
Frisk: 'Come on, this world would be better off without this...buff creep.'
*Unsettling as he may be, killing him would be yielding to the Barrier's whims.
Frisk: 'Ugh but this is going nowhere! I-i could kill this loser with one hit. I-'
*Just think creatively, you were able to do that with killing, so why not here?
Frisk: 'Hphgmgmghggh!!! fine!'
*You think. Pushing your brain to the limit you try-
Frisk: 'W-wait, that's it!'
*Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Check
*Flex <
*You...flex???
Frisk: "The circumference of a circle is defined as the linear distance around it. It-"
Aaron: "Hi, why aren't you flexing? Have you given up already ;)"
Frisk: "Oh, I am, I'm flexing the strongest muscle in my body. The Brain!"
*Surprised Sea horse noises!
Aaron: "N-no way, that's cheating!"
Frisk: "Oh, is it? Sorry, I don't play fair...;)"
Aaron: "Grr, fine. I can flex my brain as well! A square has 4 sides, a pentagon has 5, and a bicep has two!"
Frisk: "10 x 10 = 100!"
Aaron: "10 - 3 x 5 - 4 + 5 + 10 x 3 - 5 x 2 x 9 is... wait umh..."
*Aaron pulls out a calculator
Aaron: "Okay so it's 10 - 3 x 5 - 4 + 5 + 10 - 3-"
Frisk: "x 3"
Aaron: "Oh thanks, x 3 - 5 x 2 x 9... it's uh... -64!"
*You gasp at Aaron's outrageous math skills.
Aaron: "Y-you done yet?"
*You fall to your knees, desperately trying to find the most challenging math problem ever.
*Your tummy rumbles, all this flexing and walking has gotten you hungry. A nice snail pie would-
Frisk: "That's it. Aaron! What's Pie's number!"
Aaron: "Pff, that's easy. It's 3.14!"
Frisk: "I never said it was rounded."
*Louder Sea horse noises!
Aaron: "Pff, whatever, this will be easy. It's...umh...3.141..5...9....u-AHHHHH!"
*Aaron's brain overloads with the sheer scale of pie.
*He lays on the floor, exhausted.
Aaron: "T-to think my brain was so...unbuff. T-thank you fellow Flexer, I have learned much, which is why..."
*The nerdiest glasses in the world fall on top of Aaron's nose.
Aaron: "I'll become a mathematician! And be the buffest both in the biceps...and mindceps! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)"
*...Aaron flexes to the library.
*You Won!
*You earne-
*You fall face-first to the floor. Your brain and bicep muscles are burning from the exercise.
Frisk: "Why... is sparing...more exhausting...THAN FIGHTING!"
*...Skill issue.
Frisk: "SHUT UP!"