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Ch 25: THE SNOWBALL PUZZLE! ™

Ch 25: THE SNOWBALL PUZZLE! ™

(learned)

*You pass a small bridge. Beyond it is a spacious area of snow with a giant Snowball. You can see a small hole in the far distance. Papyrus is on a ladder...made out of snow. Sans is in a snow bean bag.

Papyrus: "BEHOLD HUMAN! THE SNOWBALL PUZZLE! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE MADE THIS STUNNINGLY STUNNING PUZZLE TO-"

sans: "wait, I thought this was a local kid's game?"

Papyrus: "W-WHY YES, WHILE THIS WAS ONCE A SIMPLE CHILDREN'S GAME I HAVE TRANSFORMED IT INTO SOMETHING GREATER! BEHOLD!"

*Papyrus presses a snow button. The snow underneath the snowball melts away, reveali-

Frisk: "ICE!!!"

Papyrus: "I SEE THAT YOU'RE A FAN! ONE COULD SAY THAT'S...NICE?"

*...Oh, this poor fool.

Papyrus: "YES! ICE PHYSICS MAKES EVEN THE MOST TERRIBLE OF GAMES WORSE!!! JUST ASK MEDDIT." [a]

Frisk: "THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING!!"

Papyrus: "I KNOW! IT'S TERRIFIC!"

Frisk: "Ugh, I'm not doing your stupid ice puzzle!"

Papyrus: "OH...SORRY HUMAN. I THOUGHT SINCE YOU WERE SO ROUGH THAT YOU'D LIKE SOMETHING SPOOKY. BUT IF IT'S TOO SCARY I UNDERSTAND."

Frisk: "I'm not scared."

sans: "bro rough or not they're still a kid, you gotta hold back a bit."

Papyrus: "OH NO, YOU'RE RIGHT SANS! I-"

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Frisk: "Oh you think you're funny, don't you smiley face?"

*...

PAPYRUS: "I...DON'T REMEMBER MAKING A JOKE HUMAN."

sans: "I think they're talking about me papyrus."

Frisk: "Who the fudge do you think I am? Some cartoon character who's going to play your bro's stupid game because 'Ooh wow the gender-neutral kid is scared?'? Like I'm some sort of idiot. Is that what you think Sans, that I'm dumb?"

sans: "...we were just playing around kid. it isn't a-"

Frisk: "Big deal? Yeah, I know. Nothing you do is a big deal, you're bones waiting to be buried. I'm the big deal. I'm the smart one. I'm the thing-"

*You grab the snowball

Frisk: "That's FUCKING terrifying!"

*You chuck the snowball at Papyrus!

*BAM!

Sans: "PAPYRUS!"

*A fall from that height...you could have killed him.

Frisk: 'I know, talk about unlucky.'

*Sans helps Papyrus back up.

Papyrus: "D-DON'T WORRY SANS, I'M FINE! AND I'M SURE THE HUMAN H-HAD THEIR REASONS."

Sans: "Papyrus they-"

Papyrus: "I-It's fine Sans. I'll walk it off. a-AND HUMAN, IT SEEMS NEITHER OF MY PUZZLES INTEREST YOU. HONESTLY, WEIRD. BUT AS THEY SAY, THIRD TIMES THE CHARM! NYEHEHEH-...ow"

*Papyrus limps away.

*...

Sans: "You."

Frisk: "Heh, what are you a barbarian now?"

Sans: "You are really pushing my limit kid. "

Frisk: "Sounds like fighting words, smiley face."

sans: "...heh, i would if i could. not like it would matter... go to hell."

Frisk: "Don't be stupid sans."

Frisk: "I am hell."

sans: "..."

*sans leaves.

*You move onward.