Frisk: "Oh no."
???: "Oh yess-Wait, didn't Mettaton copyright that?"
Frisk: "Can you copyright a sentence?"
???: "It's murky waters, the laws in this place are really-Wait, why I'm talking to you! I should be-"
*The plated warrior drops her musical radio and clicks an assortment of buttons.
*A banger song starts playing.
???: "Singing to you to bring your doom! Undyne the undying warrior of the underground! Putting down heavy hits on little shits like you! Ay Ay Fire away!"
*Three spears shoot at you. You dash ahead but the spears keep up.
Frisk: "Seriously, Auto-Aim!?"
Undyne: "Don't blame me that I came to maim and cut open your brain to get your Soul because there's no gain without pain!"
Frisk: "Why would I not blame you for that?"
Undyne: "Oh right, well do us all a favor human, and DIE!"
*Undyne hurtles a giant spear at your deformed leg.
41/52 (stupid)
*You face plant onto the floor.
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*You scurry to your feet and-
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*The homing spears knock you back to the ground.
Undyne: "HAHAHAH! Down already Human?! You're not as tough as I thought you'd be. Why you don't even have a giant sword!"
Frisk: 'Chara...help? I think she broke-'
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*A giant spear pierces into your shoulder blade. The blood stains your shirt, it's beautiful.
Frisk: 'You fucking assho-"
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*You squirm, but resistance is futile. Only darkness awaits you.
*Unless...you beg.
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Frisk: 'You...you little-AH!'
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*Beg.
Undyne: "HAHAHAHA, this is too easy! Man, Papyrus won't even believe me when I tell him how weak you were!"
Frisk: 'C-Chara...please...please-'
Undyne: "DIE!"
Frisk: "HELP ME!"
*Back-flipping over the spear we grab it in mid-air and hurl it back at Undyne.
*Her slap deflects the spear into one of the many rocky pillars.
*Now, was that so hard?
Frisk: 'F-fuck you.'
Undyne: "Oh? So you've got a second wind human? Well, you're not the only one who can POWER UP! YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
*...Undyne pulls out a guitar from thin air.
*She starts shredding.