(way.)
*16 left.
Frisk: 'Well, you're cutting straight to the point.'
*...
Frisk: 'Don't worry, it's a good thing.'
Frisk Lv 6 ?:??
*Save <
*Return
Frisk: 'So the file name changes depending on who's in control. And these star things are made by...Flowey?'
*You remember Flowey mentioning how this power was stolen.
Frisk: 'I guess he used to be able to loo-'
*Reset.
Frisk: 'That makes it sound like it's a video game.'
*And saving is not?
Frisk: 'Hmm. Do you think I could make these stars? It could be useful.'
*You think it's possible.
Frisk: 'Alright...wait. We jumped a level! I wonder why?'
*...
Frisk: '...Anyway, let's get going.'
*You move onward and find an orange box. You look inside.
Frisk: 'Cool, Tough Gloves. Pops used to use this on me! Wait, I remembered something! Awesome! Maybe that's why I jumped down here. What about you?'
*...
Frisk: 'Come on I already know you were down here at some point. And met that...Asriel fellow? Was he always a flower? Or was he a sprout at some point? Like sprout the sprout? Was Asriel just a nickname or-'
???: "G-guys! The trap worked! Surround the human!"
Frisk: "W-wait wha-'
*Duck!
*You narrowly dodge a sword's attempt at separating your neck from your head.
Frisk: 'How pleasant.'
*A LOT of monsters surround you.
*Fight
*Act
*Item
*Mercy
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Snowdrake: "Damn it lesser dog, you can't SLIP UP at a time like this!"
*Sad dog noises.
Green IceCap: "Is it really time for puns? Ugh, you told me this would be quick!"
Red IceCap: "Guys, relax, human! You won't attack us, right? I mean, you could break my hat, and you have to admit it's a good hat right?"
Ice IceCap: "Shut up red, no one cares about your stupid hat...but my hat is something worth talking about, right human?"
Hatless IceCap: "I want a hat..."
*Jerry clicks away at its phone, is it even aware of what's going on? Probably not.
Gyftrot: "We're all gonna die! I blame you Snowdrake."
Snowdrake: "N-not cool! What did I do?"
Gyftrot: "I don't know! But you did something bad!"
Chilldrake: "Yo yo amgios. There ain't no need for beef! Let's just ignore the turn order and put this human to sleep! Feel me my homie?"
*Collective groans, including your own, do critical damage to Chilldrakes psyche.
Chilldrake: "Wassup with this hate, ya know ya boy-"
Snowdrake: "Can't you just speak normally man? You aren't... snow hooded or whatever."
Chillidrake: "Pssh, ya trippin Snowy, y'know I sip caps and shoot models...fuck I got it wrong, g-guys hold up I-"
Glyde: "Glyde shall be the one to end the human! Glyde doesn't need none of you fools! Glyde!!!"
Frisk: "Okay, I get the rest of you losers but what the heck is this...THING on?"
Snowdrake: "Ignore him, he just finished watching the incredible muck. His-"
Glyde: "GLYDE SMASH!"
Snowdrake: "Gonna be like that for a while..."
Frisk: "Okay. There's like, what...10 of you?"
Snowdrake: "16. There are a few Ice caps in the back."
Rainbow Icecap: "My hat has the most colo-"
Frisk: "Shut the fudge up, no one cares. But uhm, 16? Like I'm glad you all saved me the work of searching for you but isn't this breaking the rules just a tad? How about like... 3 at a time. I think-"
Chillidrake: "After what you did to the ruins?! Nah, we're ganging up on you to make sure you never hurt another monster again. This ain't about money or fame, it's about standing up to the Man!... Well, the child in this case." [And]
Snowdrake: "...uhm, though it would be nice if Mettaton gave me an interview, snowflakes don't get far as comedians hahah..."
Green IceCap: "Well, I'm all about justice, but we better do it in style. That's why I'll be telling Mettaton that my hat should feature-"
Frisk: "I get it! You like your hats! I-"
Hatless IceCap: "I just wanted a hat out of thi-"
Frisk: "MMMPHH. I'm making all your deaths excruciatingly painful. After you tell me how you know what I did to the ruins."
Gyftrot: "You better not tell!"
Snowdrake: "Chill, I won't! This human doesn't deserve-"
Frisk: "I won't hit you first if you tell me."
Snowdrake: "A spider told me!"
ChillDrake: "Bro seriously?"
Gyftrot: "I KNEW YOU'D BETRAY ME SNOWDRAKE! I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT-"
*Angry dog noises.
Glyde: "Glyde smash Snowdrake after-"
*The monsters go quiet as they hear an ear-piercing laugh. A laugh that shakes their souls and makes the cold of the snow feel warm. A laugh that screams of danger. A laugh that could only belong to one person, You.
Frisk: "I get it! Y'know how to speak spider, because you get all your jokes...from the web! Ahh, Snowdrake, don't give me that frown, you got at least one fan before being dusted."
*You equip the tough gloves.
Frisk: "Alright. Don't wanna play fair, that's fine. I know how to even the odds. So-"
*Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Check
*Song of dusty snow. <
Frisk: "Here's your funeral's melody. It goes like this..."