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Chapter 033 - I thought only comedy and sneezes came in threes

CHAPTER THIRTY THREE

I thought only comedy and sneezes came in threes

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Out of the two portals came a horde of small monsters

Two little gremlin kings and a small horde of followers

They looked like armoured monkeys, not too big but mean and strong

All with stubby arms and pointed ears that were quite long

~ Name: Unnamed ~

Title: Portal Monster

Class: Gremlin Grunt [lv1]

HP

[1]

MANA

[1]

ATK

[1]

INT

[1]

DEF

[1]

SPD

[1]

These little monsters would be cute if not for their nature

They’re a truly vicious and unrelenting creature

Though they’re classified as a relatively low threat

In a group, they’re just as annoying as monsters get

~ Name: Unnamed ~

Title: Portal Monster

Class: Gremlin King [lv3]

HP

[15]

MANA

[3]

ATK

[24]

INT

[5]

DEF

[23]

SPD

[23]

A gremlin who has recently evolved into a king

Still he seems to have more than a modest following

He’ll likely defer to the strong king when they meet

And cooperate to seek their enemies’ defeat

~ Name: Krarark ~

Title: Portal Monster

Class: Gremlin King [lv5]

HP

[26]

MANA

[43]

ATK

[39]

INT

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[12]

DEF

[29]

SPD

[34]

A rare example of a gremlin king who has been named

This occurs when a large enough area is claimed

Though most gremlins lack intelligence enough to speak

Kings make a great army through uniting of the weak

They counted two kings and at least three dozen followers

Though they weren’t strong on their own, those were scary numbers

Sky examined her own class and did the math quickly

But her guess was that a victory was not likely

~ Name: Sky ~

Title: Chaos Angel

Class: Berserker [lv23]

HP

[38]

MANA

[74]

ATK

[89]

INT

[7]

DEF

[11]

SPD

[29]

Though it pains your god to see you run from a good fight

Live to fight another day, sometimes retreating’s right

Just don’t make a habit of turning the other cheek

I didn’t sign up to watch a Berserker act so meek

Sky looked over to her friend and signalled a retreat

And right away the two of them turned sharply on their feet

But just as they were making plans to play it safe and leave

They saw something else that was harder still to believe

~ Name: Gartrak ~

Title: Portal Monster

Class: Gremlin King [lv7]

HP

[34]

MANA

[31]

ATK

[50]

INT

[15]

DEF

[47]

SPD

[27]

The leader of more gremlin grunts than it's common to see

One of the strongest gremlin kings in gremlin history

He doesn’t rely much on magic, but his punch is strong

He leads by example as he moves his wars along

Right behind them had appeared a third portal somehow

They were surrounded by almost sixty gremlins now

Leaf and Sky were trapped with little hope of winning soon

Four portals had just opened in just one afternoon

Sky looked up hoping to find a route where she could fly

But the foliage was to dense to be worth a try

Likewise, Leaf was fast but all the gremlins blocked the way

There was nothing left for either of the friends to say

“Children, stay right there and don’t provoke the strongest king!”

Suddenly a voice cried out as they were panicking

They turned around to see that just beyond the goblin hordes

Two men were running to help them wielding two fine swords

~ Name: Neil ~

Title: Royal Messenger

Class: Scout [lv34]

HP

[65]

MANA

[25]

ATK

[71]

INT

[18]

DEF

[37]

SPD

[142]

A young man who has trained his speed from a very young age

Though his career is still in a somewhat early stage

Any further information cannot now be shown

Not before you train that appraisal skill of your own

~ Name: Roy ~

Title: Royal Messenger

Class: Scout [lv51]

HP

[84]

MANA

[41]

ATK

[90]

INT

[35]

DEF

[64]

SPD

[181]

A veteran scout who has carried out many a quest

Known as most reliable to those who know him best

Any further information cannot now be shown

Not before you train that appraisal skill of your own

Sky was quick to understand the best course they could take

But she didn’t have time to discuss the course she’d take

Leaf stood silently as Sky attacked a gremlin grunt

The gremlins were caught off guard by the sudden affront

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