CHAPTER SIX
If I die a hero, can we call it even?
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~ Name: Twig ~
Title: Helpless
Class: Jerk [lv2]
HP
[4]
MANA
[5⇨ 4]
ATK
[5]
INT
[4]
DEF
[5]
SPD
[3]
Well, you’ve done it now, so here’s some very good advice
Getting stung once hurts a lot, so go and get stung twice
When will you learn not to go around chasing danger
Leave the hunting to your friends or the forest ranger
Twig already knew he should have stayed with all his friends
But he would have slowed them down, just like on most errands
So he’d stay and watch the portal and do what he could
If he could do anything to help he surely would
Achievement: Not Actually Helpful
Good job being selfless but no one else needs your help
Just go home and clean your room you sickly little welp
Minus one Attack point for being a nuisance now
You’ve already done more harm than most gods would allow
~ Name: Twig ~
Title: Welp
Class: Jerk [lv2]
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HP
[4]
MANA
[4]
ATK
[5⇨ 4]
INT
[4]
DEF
[5]
SPD
[3]
See, I wasn’t joking, take this chance to run away
Someone else will take care of this on some other day
Stop ignoring all my messages, or I’ll get mad
Don’t make me do something that will make your parents sad
As always, Twig ignored the status screens and messages
He would walk the path of one who used no statuses
He concentrated on the portal and quickly prepared
He pulled out a long knife that his kind sister had shared
Before too long, as he had feared, a swarm of bugs flew out
Twenty times the size of bees and venomous no doubt
Thousands of them poured out of the portal really fast
And Twig was standing right where the bug army had amassed
He held his breath in fear that if he moved they’d all attack
But he didn’t have to wait for soon one stung his back
He let out a scream that all the forest must have heard
And then once more message screen appeared to share a word
Achievement: Early Bird
Congratulations to that bug who stung this little dunce
Early Bird is an award that’s only given once
You and all your bee-like friends can have a level buff
Even though before you were already strong enough
~ Name: Sting ~
Title: Portal Monster
Class: Venomous Bug [lv10⇨ 15]
HP
[23⇨ 45]
MANA
[7⇨ 13]
ATK
[41⇨ 65]
INT
[3⇨ 15]
DEF
[18⇨ 25]
SPD
[64⇨ 136]
Yes Twig, I know that these are not your stats I’m buffing here
But the bugs can’t read so this is where they must appear
If you still think that you have a chance then go ahead
It’s no problem for a god if one kid winds up dead
The message box hurt more than all the venom in his blood
Tears of grief and agony came out like a great flood
“Whatever god you are, I’ll kill you for all that you’ve done
Mark my words, you evil god, for I mean every one!”
Achievement: I’m Waiting
Big words for a little runt about to die at last
Dying to so weak a monster, make sure you die fast
In your next life stay at home where you belong, okay?
Finally, you shall be out of everybody’s way
Though he cursed his fate he found some comfort in one fact
At least he’d die performing a somewhat heroic act
Buying time while all his friends were safe out of harm’s way
They would bring the adults in at once to save the day
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