CHAPTER TWO

Friendship is its own reward (unless you're somebody else)

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Every time they ran, the three of them would gain some speed

They’d get thicker skin whenever a small cut would bleed

Sky once learned to levitate while falling from a tree

Such a rare ability was quite the sight to see

Achievement: Like the Wind

You have run so fast you felt the wind blow through your hair

Here’s a speed boost with which you can run fast everywhere

It will level up the more you use it, so have fun

Maybe one day you’ll be much faster than anyone

Leaf came from a family of speedsters like himself

Some say that his grandmother was secretly an elf

But it was always known that one day he would grow up strong

And he would be the fastest on any road, short or long

Achievement: Thick Skin

You have scraped your knee, and you have worried this goddess

So I’ll give you thicker skin, oh no, your shirts a mess

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Now you’ll heal much quicker to, but go and clean your shirt

Here, I’ll even make it so small wounds won’t even hurt

Pebble was a boy from a large family of tanks

Raised to take a beating from monsters and just say thanks

Though his parents doted on him, he was raised as tough

And his mother made sure that he was eating enough

Achievement: On the Wind

Your sensitivity to magic forces in the air

Is second to none as far as this god is aware

Take this levitation skill and train it as you like

You’ll be able to fly while your friends still have to hike

Sky was like an angel, and that wasn’t just gossip

Her and her goddess had formed a close relationship

Everything about her was as fair as it could be

As kind and talented as any angel one could see

Twig grew jealous every time he heard his friends’ reports

So much strength achieved for playing simple games and sports

But whenever he exerted effort on something

It was quite the different result his screen would bring

Achievement: Smell the Flowers

You’re so slow I almost fell asleep while writing this

Just stop running, surely it is not a sport you’ll miss

Sit at home and help your father fix the leaky roof

Don’t do things that you’re not good at you pathetic goof

Achievement: At Least It’s Red

You tripped over a stump because you don’t pay attention

Honestly, at least we learned some good information

You’re human after all, although you’d pass for an insect

Now at least you’ll get at least that amount of respect

Achievement: Breaking Wind

You fell out of a tree and farted when you hit the ground

Aren’t you glad that no one other than me was around

As a prize I’ll give you even more free good advice

Next time you think climbing trees sounds fun, you should think twice