Jessie was just your normal everyday antisocial nihilistic teenage anime nerd. But then she died. Long before that, she figured something out. An explanation. One that technically works if you ignore all biological, technological, and architectural limitations, not to mention common sense. But she hasn't learned about those yet. And they're of no concern to Heaven. Whenever a soul accepts its invitation recognizing a heroic death, the self-sustaining Dyson Sphere absorbs their memories into itself. If new information is encountered, Heaven will often add or modify something within its purview to compensate. Naturally, any soul that inspires such a change will gain priority access to the result. Which is how Jessie finds herself spawning into Heaven as an Anime Swordsman. Has she ever actually held a sword before? No. Is she willing to take instruction? Hell no. Is that going to stop her? [PROFANITY REDACTED AS PER ROYAL ROAD GUIDELINES] no. Instead, she'll abuse the [PROFANITY REDACTED AS PER ROYAL ROAD GUIDELINES] out of it to rise to the top. To do what so many have tried before. Are still trying today. To conquer Heaven and bring back the one she died to save. Only one team of eight can claim the ultimate prize every four years. With thousands of times more newly immortal Heroes arriving by the second, how can she ever hope to surpass them all? Basically, like this. Without Further Ado, Brandon Salazar, The Second Cousin Twice Removed of American LitRPG brings you... A progress bar! Trilogy : The Anime Club : 10.9% Book 1 : Time to Breathe : 36.1% Part 1 : The Journey : 100% Part 2 : The Destination : 69.8% Book 2 : Space to Grow : 0.0% Book 3 : Matter to Settle : 0.0%