Kāatlandō: a giant continent of dogs, cats, turtles, tigers, hamsters, polar bears and snakes, all trying to get along without killing each other. ~~~ Life is tedious working in Knife Factory 7, so when local fighting legend Dog Lee is kidnapped, three workers spring into action and investigate. Or Luco the hamster does. Cha Cha the dog seems more interested in hanging out with DogTV star [and student of Dog Lee], Wu Dog Yan, while Zade the tiger just wants to avoid the police. Luckily for this story, Luco gets his way and all three of them end up in Bambamboo Park, an area infamous for two things: fighting schools and being murdered. After scoping things out a bit, they zoom in on their number one suspect, Dog Hood, a dog so immoral he once tried to shoot a three year old with an arrow. But is he really the villain behind it all? ~~~ Features: tea house brawls, remote castles, secret tunnels, sinister purple mist, class struggle and a polar bear selling cheap VCDs. Also, quite a lot of footnotes to explain how the world of Kāatlandō works. ~~~ Updates as often as it takes to reach 55,500 by the end of April. [Participant in the Royal Road Writathon Challenge]