“Another one? What do you mean?” Shrimpy cocked her head.

“Your stupid BFF locked me up for over 2000 years after I sealed away her boyfriend… wait she called him her pet. That bitch sealed me away after I sealed away her pet. I’ve had enough of you Sarian gods!”

“Wait?! It was you who sealed Zarrazax away and humiliated that bitch?!” The shrimp came at me and shook my hand. “I’m so sorry! I’m a big fan of your work! I’m sorry that happened. I did encounter a barrier after her mass destruction but I couldn’t lift it so I at least made sure that the area was prosperous.”

“Wait, Boshi Town was so successful because you helped a hand?”

“Uhh, I’m not sure how much it matters as you’ve been stuck there for over 2000 years but I gave that bitch Biian a good ass whooping after destroying so much nature. I warned her to stop doing that shit, the last time she nearly wiped out all the three-tailed shadow cats and nine-tailed spirit foxes.”

“She what?! This bitch needs to go down!” My mana started to swell.

“Huh really? So that Biian is partly a cause for our problems?” The four tailed Forest Rabbits started to make plans to bring Biian down. I admire the solidarity of the tailed beasts. I wish the Misha could learn something from them.

“Hey calm down! You will just be hopping to your deaths! I will see if I can do something about her. I’m here to help out with this petrified jungle.”

I looked at Shrimpy. She stared back, sized me up and her face displayed shock.

“Heh, jealous?”

Shrimpy looked away. “O...of course not… I will give you a pass as you’ve humiliated Biian. Come on rabbits. We need to go to work. You, go haul that large chest of yours somewhere else.”

“Heh, sure goddess of Shrimps.”

“Hey! I’m not like this because I want to! Come on rabbits, before I lose my temper and drain that witch of her life force!”

The midget acted just like a moody child and stormed off. Her personality might be terrible but at least she seemed helpful. I watched from a distance how she worked together with the four-tailed Forest Rabbits to slowly unpetrify the jungle.

So not all of the Sarian gods are assholes. So I just encountered the bad apples? Just my luck. At least nobody seems to like Biian, that’s good. But her previous rampage had almost wiped out the three-tailed shadow cats and the nine-tailed spirit foxes? I hope Gregory and Agnis are careful. I don’t want to return to Kaledon and see that bitch wearing their fur or find them sealed away.

They did create some sort of skill to become nearly invisible to anyone looking for them. That was 8 years ago. The skill would work for 5 years so It wore off 3 years ago. This world is more dangerous to the tailed beasts than I thought. That’s perhaps why they made a separate dimensional subspace named Hourai and hid there.

I took out a blue stone that looked like a mistflower. I had given each of them my [Azure Mark] if they ever get in trouble, they can use it and I will come to their aid.

It was a skill that I had created while I was sealed away. It was near the end as the loosening of the barrier gave me more freedom. It will allow me to instantly teleport to them and back to my original location afterward.

I don’t wish harm on them but… please use it guys! I don’t want to fly back! The ocean sucks and is boring!

Agnis refused to accept it so I merged it with one of his tails so it should automatically activate if his life is in danger. It’s a good sign that it hasn’t activated yet.

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The midget was throwing a tantrum as it seems that some of the earlier fixed jungle is petrifying again.

I had wondered this for a while but… why are all these Sarian gods so strangely dressed and why do they seem so… incompetent. Biian did kick my ass but there was a huge power difference.

Remove the power difference and she could never beat me. Zarrazax was the same but I managed to overpower him. This midget seems to struggle to fix the forest. It was a bit amusing.

“Hey you witch! I saw that! Stop laughing! Fixing this jungle is a piece of cake!”

“Oh! You have cake?”

“No! you know that wasn’t meant literally!”

I sized her up. Although she was short so would it be called 'sizing her down'? “I know, you could use some more cake in your system.”

“There is nothing wrong with my body!” Something blew a hole through her torso, twigs connected and filled the hole. It seems that’s how she regenerates.

“I don’t know about that... I don’t know anyone who regenerates like that.”

“Oh so how do you regenerate? Do your holes fill up with cake?”

“Oh, so innocent, you have no idea how wrong that sounded right?” Maybe this goddess isn’t so bad teasing her is so fun but… shouldn’t she pay attention to what just blew a hole in her?

“I’m not a child!” More projectiles blasted holes through her. She turned around.

“Hey fuck off! Can’t you see… oh… Rabbits and witch, run now!”

A wall of vines got erected and blocked something. I don’t know what it blocked but some punched holes through a wall made by a goddess. This isn’t good, is it?

A random rabbit abducted me and hopped away.

“Excuse me Mr. Rabbit, but what were those things? They had many eyes on their wings, made buzzing sounds and looked like enormous hornets but had like 4 extra stingers, looking like arms, growing out of their backs. They looked absolutely disgusting.”

“Uhh, it’s better if you don’t know, anyone who learns what they are become extremely disappointed. I was too when I learned about them.”

This just sparked my curiosity more. “Tell me!”

“I’m sorry! I don’t want to ruin your life!” The rabbit guy kept hopping.

Something flew past us and crashed into a large petrified tree.

“Ugh, I hate these things. This is all Biian’s fault!”

It was Shrimpy that had been sent flying. These things are kicking the ass of a goddess?

She looked to the side. “Huh? Why are you still here? I told you to run away!”

The rabbit guy nodded and hopped off again while still carrying me.

The shrimp caught up to us again by getting sent flying.

“Hey stop standing there run away!” Now her face was getting red. She is taking the nickname 'Shrimpy' quite serious I see.

“We’ve been doing that Shrimpy! Stop getting sent flying! Aren’t you a goddess? Why are you getting your ass kicked by some ugly bugs?”

“Deities are weak against fairies!”

“Huh?” I looked at the rabbit guy who was disappointedly shaking his head. His ears are so fluffy, I want to touch them. Wait did this shrimp call those bugs fairies? “I’m sorry can you repeat that? I must have misheard you.”

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