[Alysha's Pov] (after a couple months of the fishmen's fight)

I was currently under a perfect~ disguise, meaning I was wearing a really suspicious black cape and hood. Well, I didn't really want to shapeshift, and this was the only thing that would fit me. It did look wierd with me having my wings and tails hidden underneath the cloak, giving me a wierd appearance.

I was on Pinkie's island right now, and was about to register inside the tournament. I have been following the Hat Maniac for a couple months now, with him doing his shouting at Big Mom, who in my opinion is an awesome person, and all of his declaring 'for my friends' bullshit. I also followed him through his hunt for Ceasar, but got bored halfway through and simply decided to wait for him at Pinkie's island. 

Unfortunatly for him, the show was about to end soon. I'm planning on having some fun and winning this tournament and then going to kill the entire Straw Idiots and Pinkie. My hopes are that by eating the fire fruit, I can improve my Temperature fruit and by eating the String fruit I'll be able to use better attacks by mixing my fruit's powers. 

I've been nice and silent for the entire time after the fishmen war, hoping to cause a big show by suddently appearing during the tournament. Since there are so many criminals participating, my appearance will be considered good rather then bad... Hopefully. I do want to win this tournament legally, and perhaps I can eat Sabo and gain his tremendous amounts of Haki...

I enter the colosseum after registering myself under the name 'Bob', because who would ever suspect a suspicious black-robed man to have such a name~? Well, I would, but I'm insane so I don't know what normal people would think.

Walking through the hallways, I enter the waiting area and walked around for a while. I tried to stay in the area near the entrance, as I plan on revealing myself to the Hat Maniac whilst he's beating up the Fatso. Sure enough, after a couple hours of waiting he enters with his stupid helmet that obviously doesn't hide who he is, but nobody really notices. Are they perhaps all idiots...?

A giant almost-naked man stands in front of him huffing like a bull and says the usual cliche line 'Weakling aren't allowed in here!' and tries to punch the Hat Maniac, only to get beaten up real~ good. Everybody was impressed, and I simply began to clap and said "Wow~. Lucy's sooooo cool~. Oh man, I'm trembling from fear~. Hahaha... How do you do Hat Maniac?" 

At my mentioning of his personal nickname, he immediately turns at me with wide eyes. I take off my robe and reveal myself in all of my cat/draconic glory. I stick out my tongue and say "Missed me~? I sure haven't, considering for how long I've followed you around... Hehe, I'm a stalker~. I suppose you're here for your... friend's fruit? Heh, do try to take it from me~." I say and then disappear inside the floor. Well, I just created a mirror under my feet and entered it, but it looked really cool anyway so it's fine.

I reappear at the higher stands of the colosseum. I had been assigned to block D, so I was in the last block. I watched as Blocks A and B passed, with a guy who would use wierd sound shockwaves winning block A and the green-haired Hippie winning block B. 

I was quite interested in that barrier fruit. I really wanted to have it, so the guy's probably not going to get out of here alive... but he does need to be alive to help the Hat Maniac beat down the Pinkie... Fuck, I hate having to stop myself from killing people just to enjoy a show...

When block C began, the Hat Maniac did his things, which including punching down a giant, riding a wild cow and battling a legendary and retired spike-headed pirate. The fight was quite awesome, and I cheered through all of it.

At one point during the fight though, a blond-haired smoking hot guy approached me. I looked at him curiously. He was sort of just standing there, not sure of what to do. He had a face mixed with doubt... If I 

"Yes~? Do you need something from this lowly me~?" The guy looked at me silently for a moment, before looking at me in the eyes and saying with a cool tone "Yes, hello. My name is Cavendish, and I'm here to inform you that should you try to take away my prey..." He stopped and took out a sword and put it near my throat, with me still curiously looking at him.

"... I will personally hunt you down. I heard you're often chasing down Luffy of the Straw Hats pirates, so I'm warning you, he's mine." 

I look at the idiot blankly for a second before giggling. I put a hand over my mouth and say in a very sweet tone mixed with venom "Oh? Someone dares to threaten me? Hehe... Last guy who did that ended up being hanged upon the tallest building I could find... Oh, don't worry about the Hat Maniac. He's here and all for you already~. Since none of you will leave this island alive, do try to enjoy your last moments~."

As I finish speaking, I casually grab the sword at my throat and move it away. I then simply walk away, ignoring his angered gaze. Hehe, he probably recognizes me as someone not to anger... It would take quite a bit of courage to even come near me, so I commend him for it~. Too bad he's an idiot and a hopeless beauty-maniac, otherwise he would've been a really nice toy to play around with...

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After the Hat Maniac completely destroyed the arena they were standing on, the match was postponed for 15 minutes for repairs, so I went to visit him in order to congratulate him.

I found him as he was running away from an angry vegetable-named man, which looked quite comical.

I casually catched his legs with my tails from around a corner and flipped him upside down. He tried to get free but couldn't, so I said "Hello Hat Maniac~. Good job beating up that spike-headed old man! As a reward for being a nice kid, I'll only partially kill you~." I say with a sweet voice and throw him away, sending him crashing through several walls. 

There were quite a number of gasps as people saw me casually beat down the guy who had just made such a show. I mean, Luffy might be strong, but he wasn't in his second gear yet, so he should be stronger then this.

The vegetable-man tries to attack me, but I dodge his sword continuosly and after a minute I get bored and slap his face, sending him flying as well. Boring~. These guys are all idiots~. I wanna go check out another universe after eating the pink snack and the hippie snack. I think I'll let the Hat Maniac live, and I'll come back when he gets stronger, so that maybe he'll be a better lunch.

I leave the gladiators who were watching my small fight and head towards the arena. I wait around for 10 more minutes, and when they announce that Block D would begin, I put a robe over myself and head towards the arena as well.

I stand somewhere at the edge of the round arena, near the water. My plan is to simply grab anyone who attacks me and throw them in it. Easy to say, easy to do.

  As the fattie announcer starts the fight, several men rush at me. As soon as they reach me, I grab them by their arms whilst ignoring the swords who bounce off of me and throw them into the water, where some devil fishes finish the job. 

I keep throwing people into the water, and after about 10 minutes the vegetable guy switches over to his murderous personality and begins to cut down everyone around him. After a minute, everyone but me, a red-haired girl and the vegetable guy remained standing. 

I rush at the girl and take off my robe, ignoring all the cheers coming from the audience upon seeing me. 

I clash with her. She tries to dodge my punches, which I allow her to do. She is indeed quite fast, but nowhere near my speed~.

I activate my destruction fruit and gather it above my palm, facing up. A small black orb soon appears. This is an attack I created a month ago, and I decided to call it 'Gift'. I pass it to her and for some reason she doesn't dodge. Might be because I had conjured two chains around her legs whilst she was looking at me creating the orb, or maybe it was something else?

The orb abruptly expands and completely engulfs the girl. The sphere continues in it's path and creates a gaping hole in the arena, and only stops after several hundred meters. The girl had, of course, disappeared. Only extremely strong and sturdy people can survive this attack, or they'd need a gigantic amount of haki and complete mastery over it to block it.

After that, I turn and find a sleeping vegetable. I look at him with a raised eyebrow and then look at the announcer. He was shouting stuff like 'What an attack! What is the girl going to do now?'. What an idiotic announcer, I almost want to kill him just because of how dumb he is.

I point at the sleeping vegetable, and try out a new attack I developed. Using my fortress fruit, I order my minions to load 10 cannons and make them shoot out at the same time, effectively creating a cannon-finger. The projectiles are coated in a layer of my Destruction, just to add a tad bit more power~.

He gets blown away but doesn't die for some reason. I think his sadistic side woke up and actually defended him, but he still got knocked out... How sad, I kinda liked his sadistic side...

The announcer proclaims my win and I bow to the audience and retreat away from the platform. I waited around for another hour before we got called out to fight once more.

There was the Hat Addict's brother, the wierd shockwave guy, the green-haired hippie and me. We stood on the platform and after the announcer started the fight they all ran at each other. What about me? Well, I simply sat down and waited for the fish with the fruit to come out.

And soon enough, it did come out. It jumped over everyone and the Hat Maniac's brother tried to reach it, but I immediately flew at him and punched him down. He coated himself in haki before my hit though, which slightly helped him.

I land on the fish and punch down the chest with the fruit, and said fruit comes flying out. I quickly grab it and fly up. Well, that was easier then I thought~.

The announcer was shouting something, but I ignore him, since I've officially done everything I wanted to do in this universe. I've gone to sushi land, won this tournament, helped out in the White Fatso's war and stalked the Hat Maniac. There's simply no reason for me to stay here anymore, maybe killing the three other yonko, but I don't know what would really happened, and it'd be annoying to have to try and find them. 

Thus, I begin to gather all of my power and begin to form a giant moon high up in the sky. By now, I have complete control over my magic and devil fruits, so my moon can reach up to 500 meters in diameter. I also coat it with Destruction, just to add to the overall power. 

I scream out "Well, thanks to the Pink Bird, you're all going to die~. It was fun being with you all, but it's time for me to leave, so goodbye, world~." I then begin to create runes all around me. Even though I'm not that good with them, with my titanic amounts of mana, I can afford to abuse it to create them quickly. 

As soon as the runes are formed, I insert the keywords 'Narutoverse' and I transport. Meanwhile, in the stadium, the giant moon soon crashed and destroyed 1/2 of the entirety of the Pink Bird's island. Poor Hat Maniac was quite wounded too, so he couldn't defeat the Pink Bird, which effectively led to the end of the One Piece storyline~.