[Alysha's Pov]

After convincing a random pirate to give me his ship through very friendly means, like casually threatening to disintegrate him, I coated the ship in that strange bubble-like thing and went after the Hat Maniacs. They were going down whilst Hancock was blocking the marine ships and their friends were blocking the marines on land. 

I casually shouted out "You all have 1 minute to leave before I rain hell on you and this god damn island!". Unfortunately, I don't think they heard me, as they chose to fire at my ship.

I casually used my Destruction power and sent a several shockwaves that looked like cannonballs at the idiotic marines ship. Once they touched the ship, the destruction spread and ate away a nice chunck of the ship. After dealing with these idiots, I jumped into the sea along with the ship and followed after them.

Every time an idiotic monster would think chasing me's a good idea, I'd try out my Death&Decay fruit on it. I have to say, while it isn't as powerful as Destruction, it looks really painful. I mean, it lets me make anything I touch rot and decompose. I suppose there's more to it, but I don't feel like checking it out right now.

I then left the ship, ate the corpses and then went back to the ship. The pressure was quite~ something. Not too bad though.

After a couple days of traveling, I finally reach the bubble-covered island. My ship was, at this point, more like random pieces of wood pierced togheter and forced to not fall apart by my infused reflections. I dully noted how the Straw Idiots got surrounded by the idiotic Sea Kings. Licking my lips at the idea of sushi, I disintegrate my ship entirely and transfer via mirrors into the island. 

By this point I couldn't really recognize anybody. I stayed inside my inter-spacial lunar pockets and simply observed the Straw idiot for a couple of days, since there wasn't much I could really do nor wanted to do. Yet. After all, what fun is it in a world where I know the future, if I don't mess with the main cast? Heheheheh, I can't wait to tear apart the army that should fight against the Straw Idiots. 

I wait until they get invited by the Neptune guy, who to be honest, looked like a complete retard. I silently followed them through the inter-spacial pockets, which I found can essentially allow me to travel through space whilst still getting glimpses of the outside. 

The Hat Addicts wander off each in their own direction, and I follow the Hat Addict himself. He goes to the Crybaby Mermaid... which... looked... seriously... tasty... I couldn't stop my drooling from looking at her. I seriously tought of exiting and tearing her apart right now, but no, I have to wait...

She cries and luffy calms her down. They then begin to eat food and luffy becomes like a pumpkin due to how much he was eating. I choose this moment to come out unnoticed and I too begin to chomp on the food. Neither of them notices me until both I and the Straw Idiot grab the same piece of meat. He looks at me with a "Hey! That's mine!" and I whine a bit "B-but! I grabbed it first~!!" 

The crybaby got a death scare from my sudden appearance. I casually continue to eat alongside the Straw Idiot. I wipe my mouth with my hands and look at the Straw Idiot.

"Hello again Hat Maniac~. I'm your best friend, Ace~." I say and morph into Ace and put a V sign. I don't think he'll understand the reference, but I did it anyway. He looked at me blankly and said "Ace! Is that really you!" 

The princess and I both facepalmed. Wasn't she a crybaby? What happened to you? 

"No you retarded Hat Maniac, hopeless bro-con and idiot whom fully embraces idiocracy. Shove some brain-matter into that empty head of yours before going around trying to be a hero. I'm the bad guy, remember~? Ah, wait, you probably don't even remember me..." I say and start sulking for a second before shouting out "Eh! I'll come back when there'll be the battle between you and the idiot fisherman~ You know, the one you'll use conqueror's haki in!! That's like my favourite scene!! I so totally want to see it from first view~." I say and shake his shoulders happily. He finally realizes who I am and shouts at me

"Hold on, aren't you the one who killed Ace!! What are you doing here you bastard!" He says and tries to punch me, but I casually catch his hand and stick out my tongue. I then say "Secret~"

I swiftly create a mirror and jump in it, closing it before the Hat Maniac could follow me in it. 

I then spend a couple of days simply... bored. It's annoying how I can't do anything drastic or it might overturn events. Keep still... Wait for the big battle... You'll get your corpses there...

And after much suffering at the hands of my worst enemy, boredom, the day finally arrives. I watch as the idiotic hat pirates do their walk into the battle and the straw idiot releases his haki. It looked even cooler from up-close. So much so I half-exited the pocket space and began clapping and cheering. Everybody turned to look at me.

I turned and looked at them too. I then said "Ah, hi. I'm the world's most wanted criminal, but don't mind me~. I'm just here kill you all~." I say and retreat back into my mirrors. The fight begins and the idiots began to beat each other up. After a bit, I too exit from the mirrors and fly up. I then begin to laugh my maniacal laugh and for some reason almost everybody freezes and looks at me. 

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I then begin to conjure several layers of Destruction, but keep them inside of my hands. After 10 seconds of charging them, I yell out 'Earth Breaker'. I drop myself from the skies and slam my hands into the ground, creating a huge earthquake and soon enough huge cracks appear on the ground. 

Getting up, I begin to shoot Temperature Shockwaves left and right, not caring who I hit. Many people die by these shockwaves and their bodies crack and some even explode. 

As the Straw Idiot was fighting too he yells out "What are you doing here you cat bastard!" Oh my, he called me a cat~. Does he want to pet me~? No! Go away perverted side! I'm not going to do it with this retard even in my perverted fantasies!

"Ah, I did tell you I'd participate in a big battle where'd you use haki~. So here I am, helpin you retards out~. Do try and appreciate my goodwill will you~?" I run around, bashing people with my wings or tails, crushing skulls in my hands, cutting off heads, ripping out hearts, tearing into pieces or stabbing repeatedly every fishman I find. Sushi~ Sushi~... Sushiiiiii~.

I begin to laugh even more maniacally, and I take out two giant kitchen knives I had inside of my spacial bag and scream out "It's sushi time, Bitches~!" I then charge at the giant baby-faced fish-retard who the perverted cook was fighting. As soon as they both heard my laugh, they froze for some reason. Laughing wildly, I slammed into the fish retard's belly and ran up from it onto his face whilst dragging my knives behind me. 

"AHHAHAHAHA, SUSHI TIME YOU KID-FACED RETARD, DO ENJOY YOUR STAY IN MY RESTARAUNT~. Ah, shit, I've gone insane. Ops~. HAHAHAHA DO DIE PLEASE~" I realized I've completely cracked during my boredom, and decide to fully unleash my inner sadist. The fish idiots screams out and tries to hit me, only ending up hitting himself like the retard he is. I begin to run at the speed of temperature around him and continue to carve him up. I even conjured some knives and threw them at the cook to get him away from my meat. He kicked them away without too much trouble, but still backed off.

Having completely lost my sanity, I scream out one of my most powerful attacks "Die you sushi rolls! '100 Deathwaves'!"

I send 100 compressed temperature shockwaves and coax them with Destruction. I then fire them and they completely pulverize an entire section of the fishmen, even reaching the mermaids whom were watching. None were spared, much to my delight. I wonder what happend for me to become such a sadistic person... I usually didn't kill so many innocents... Ah, well, the past's the past~.

My laughter intensifies, and my face was broken into an insane expression. My body was twitching and spasming from excitement, and I could barely hold back a 'Hell's Judgement: Starfall' as it would almost surely kill the Hat maniacs too, which I don't want to do. 

I dully notice how the Straw Idiot wasn't here, so I go and search for him. He was fighting against a muscle-filled fishman, and was severely losing since he was in the water. I enter my pocket space and observe their fight.

I waited until they crashed into the wierd ship filled with air, and the fish takes out those wierd pills. He eats them and becomes extra-super-duper-muscle-filled fishman. Those muscles do look quite hot though~. Ah no, go away hentai fantasies! I'm not doing it with a god damn fish.

As the fishman begans to beat down on the Straw Idiot, I decide to butt in before the two could continue any further. I suddently appear, blocking one of the fish's punches while hanging upside down, with my lower body still inside a mirror.

"Hello muscle-fish and hello Retarded Hat Maniac with no brain matter in his skull. Do enjoy your sushi transformation, fish~" I say and take out two giant butcherer's knives. I then begin to use my tyrannical strenght and throw a barrage of hits at him, which he barely blocks with his hand or dodges. After a little bit, my hits adjust and I begin to seriously hit him. I successfully stab his leg, which makes him scream in pain, and dodge a punch coming from the idiot behind me, which lands on the fish.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, this is real good sushi~. I've always wanted sushi~. Lemme carve you up reeaaaaal good, fish~. HAHAHAHA... I need to torture some innocent kids to release my inner sadism... Hahaha... fuck I'm insane... AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!" I scream out and fire several destruction shockwaves at both the Hat addict and the fish. The hat addict tries to dodge, but gets hit on the side of his chest, leaving it slightly bleeding. The fish wasn't so lucky, and got hit in the chest full-on. His chest disintegrates, and plenty of blood flows. The sight of such an attractive meal sent me... even more insane? Is there such a thing as being more insane then I already am? Maybe? Probably?

I throw giant butchered knives one after the other at the fish, and soon he becomes a porcupine. I rush at him laughing, and swiftly begin to stab knife after knife into him, prolonging his suffering. After a bit he died, so I dissolved all the knives and ripped out the fish's heart. Nibbling on it, I felt quite satisfied. The Hat Maniac did scream "You monster!!" and throw several gear 2 punches at me, which I dodged easily. 

"Hey now straw idiot, be grateful I like you~. It's not everybody you get to talk with the world's worst criminal~ praise me more about my title~ Hehehe, who'll be the pirate king huh~? Me or you~?" I continue to tease him as he throws punches at me. Bored, I enter a mirror and escape, is what I'd like to say, but the idiot actually managed to grab me by one of my tails and threw me onto the ground.

I let out an angry miao and grabbed the tail he grabbed, ignoring the fact he just slammed me into the ground. I look at him with puppy eyes and say "Y-you meanie! You grabbed my tail~! That really hurt you know!!" he shouts at me "I don't care!" and continues to chase me. I casually grab him, bring him back into the main bubble-island, and use my 'Hell Judgement's: Worldbreaker', disintegrating the falling ship that was supposed to be stopped by the sea kings. 

After casually teleporting luffy over to the main island, I immediately ran and hid behind the perverted noble cook and screamed out "Pervie, do your job and be a good meatshield!! That angry monkey wants me dead, so do something!!!" The pervert was currently having a huge nosebleed. That's dangerous! Don't show blood to me! I might accidentally bite your face off!

Deciding I had my share of banter for the day, I let go of the meatshield after he successfully blocked quite a number of angry punches coming from the monkey, and flew up in the sky. I then announced "This island will be destroyed in a week's worth of time. You have that time to leave. Do try and escape~" 

I then enter one of my mirrors and simply rest. I've had quite the fun day after all~. I mean, why not take a nice nap after filetting several thousands fishmen and completely ruining a story arc~? well, I can see some reasons why not to take a nap, but I see an astonishing 1 reason more to do so~. So, naptime~.