[Alysha's Pov]

As I was running away whilst laughing maniacally after having torn to pieces an idiotic bounty hunter, I considered my past two years. 

I had decided to become a bounty hunter myself. I would often kill almost everyone in the location of my hunt as well, just to make more ruckus. I'd never turn in the corpses of my targets though, as I'd often have snacks... with them... I feel like more and more of my sanity is slipping with every kill I obtain... Although I don't remember ever being sane, so I don't mind~.

I also practiced with my Destruction and Temperature fruits. I could now utilize all the heat energy in the air and destroy all bonds within 100 meters of myself freely. I could dismantle bullets before they reached me, or evaporate them. After the first five months of bounty hunting, I found the largest bounty I could find, and went for that person. I stabbed that person right in the heart. Then realized that person was me. Opsie~.

The poster was something like this:

                                              Wanted: Dead or Alive

  Alysha Bloodseeker (Angel of the falling stars) -Most wanted criminal in history-

[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f4/ee/1c/f4ee1c909a72cad684cae1f9656d00c4.jpg]  imagine her with 4 wings and tails.

Bounty: 3.000.000.000 berries.             Raccomended to flee on sight          Undetermined Devil Fruit User

I don't know when I earned the nickname 'Angel of the falling stars'... Oh wait, I do~. My signature attack are raining meteor after all. However, now that they have a photo of me it's quite annoying to go into towns and always have marines attack me... I once ended up destroying a town just because I was somewhat pissed off... Ops? Nah, it was their fault~.

Also, it was quite nice when I noticed the thing saying I'm the most wanted criminal in history~. After all I only destroyed several towns, killed tens of thousands of innocents on whims, would bombard ships at random, and sometimes even sneak into marine bases disguised, then destroy them entirely with a 'Mass-Destruction Shockwave'

I had been chasing two main targets during these years after some searches in my memory. First of all was Crocodile. I simply could not find the fucker, as I might have announced that I was going to find him no matter where he was. He went into hiding and always escapes before I can find him... How annoying...

My second target was the captain of the Fire Tank pirates, Capone. I totally wanted his fruit! I mean, I do have an army prepared at any time, but it takes time to summon, but if I simply store it inside my body I can make them suddently come out! That simply sounds way too cool!

I hunted all of the west blue to find him. It took me a year and a half to finally catch up to him, and oh boy was it a fight. The moment I saw him I yelled out "Caponeee~ I finally found you~ Now die!" And then proceeded to bombard him with meteors. He threw his crew at them and then began to fire from his fortress body. It was quite the fun fight, as he was much stronger then you'd expect. He would always counter my shockwaves by getting his subordinates to buy him enough time.

I found two weaknesses with the Destruction and Temperature fruits. One is obviously water, as it blockes them, even though the water itself doesn't affect me it stops me from being able to use them. The second weakness is that whilst the temperature fruit can pass through anything and melt/freeze it almost immediately, it can be stopped if a thing is already very hot or very cold. My destruction fruit has a different weakness, which is that it is just... destructive? It's quite hard to not destroy a town by accident whilst breaking sown a bullet. 

In the end, I killed him by swallowing him alive. It felt quite spicy when he tried to shoot me from my insides, but it didn't really hurt too much~ and I'm also probably infertile. Heh. Get the joke?... Sex joke?... it was funny... right?... I'm becoming more and more of a hopeless pervert...

Thanks to the Italian Mafia guy, I now always hold 10.000 zombie reflections inside of me. I never really use them, as I never found the opportunity, but I do want to try it one day~. Apparently, there are two new admirals after I killed the Iceman and Magmaguy. The two new admirals are quite weak by my standards though. One even stole my power!! He can summon meteors and is blind!! The other was the Grandpa. He was forcefully promoted and forbidden to retire due to the lack of people strong enough to become admirals. Sorry gramps~.

My most self-respected accomplishment was though, when I once went over to the arcipelago islands, disguised my ears, eyes, tails and wings, which were something akin to my trademarks, and accidentally caught the eyes of one of the world nobles. He had a bubble over his head and I think he was the same one that the Hat Maniac had punched in the face once.

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He came to me and said "This girl is mine. Commoner, come with me or I'll make you." I looked at him for a second, before bursting out laughing. I then undid my disguise and everybody around me began to tremble. I didn't kill the noble, as that'd be too easy, but I did break his legs, arms, ribs, severely damaged every internal organ and then hanged him upside down on the plaza, naked. I then kept beating him for four days straight, until an army of marines and the blind admiral came to rescue him. I simply flew away though, and just throwed some meteors who were blocked by the blind admiral. He's quite something... I might decide to eat him...

Since then, I've been followed by the government's hounds even more. Their goal is not really to fight me, but to study me. Which annoys me. I think they want to understand my powers... Well, they usually understand that observing me mean a nice big meteor falling from the skies... On them.

I did gain Haki after killing and eating a couple thousand marines. I could reinforce both my arms or legs at the same time, and could use a weak conqueror's haki and perception haki. Both are nice, but not particularly strong.

I had checked up on luffy's training a month ago. All is good. He broke down from Ace's death and swore to become strong enough to protect him. He probably hates me though... I don't want to kill him, as he'll probably become the strongest pirate given enough time. That will be when I kill him. Wait now for later gains~.

I should probably explain my strongest attack, as it is... powerfull... to say the least. I called it 'Hell's Judgement: WorldBreaker'. I essentially fully unleash my destruction powers and combine my temperature fruit to make the destruction travel through energy, breaking down everything, even air. When I tried this near a mountain, it took 10 seconds for nothing to remain. It is essentially a giant 5km sphere of absolute death, which for as awesome as it sounds, is extremely inconvinient, as it will kill allies as well as destroy the corpses, meaning I can't eat them. Well, it is a nice last resort.

But! The best part of my destruction power is~... Baths!! I can destroy the dust and blood on my body and make it nice and clean~. Not even water can do as good of a job as destruction~. I did once destroy myself though... Well I regenerated. 

I can enter the fortress inside of myself with a mere thought, and I have several billions of berries there. I accumulated over the two years like no other, and I have several priceless treasures too. Why do I say this? Because they're shiny! My dragonoid instincts urge me to dive in it and swim in it!! Shiny is life~.

Well, as of right now I had checked up on a reflection I left within Boa Hancock's group. She told me that Luffy had indeed left the island and was heading towards the Sabaody archipelago. When I confirmed this, I immediately flew over there. I mean, I totally want to meet the Hat Maniac... He probably wants to meet me too~ and maybe punch me bit for killing his brother~.

I arrived at the island and flew around whilst hidden in the clouds. I found the Lion ship and also found the Robot on it. I flew down and landed on the mast, then simply sat there and waited. 

The Straw Idiots soon arrived and reunited with all of their happy-go-lucky hugs and tears. It took the all-so-smart Robin to finally notice me and ask who I was. The other idiots look up and find me simply sitting at the top of the mast where you usually look around for other ships.

"Ah, hello Hat Maniac. It's been a long time, hasn't it?" The Hat Maniac finally recognizes me and yells "YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED ACE!" The other idiots gasp and look at me. I hang upside down and wave at them and say "That's true, but I also rescued him. I did it for the sake of the world y'know? He was going to die protecting you either way. You should thank me instead~" I'm greeted by a second gear punch straight to the face, sending me flying up.

I stabilize midair and rub my face with tears at my eyes and say "Hey! You meanie~. That's not nice~. I just wanted to join you guys for a party! I love parties!! Can we have a party!?" I say with puppy eyes from the sky and the hopeless cook gets a nosebleed and fall over. Hopeless. Truly hopeless.

"You bastard! I'll kill you for doing that to Ace!!" I look at him, feeling rejected and say "Ah, well, if you don't want me that's fine~. We'll meet again at the fishes island anyway~. I do look forward to seeing you there, but if you excuse me, I have a crocodile to hunt down, as I heard he too was escaping to the new world~."

I fly away like a sonic boom, and swiftly reach the city. I immediately begin to conjure thousands of small meteors in the sky and scream out "CROCODILE YOU BASTARD, WHERE ARE YOU!?" Several people look up and then begin to run as I use my 'Hell's judgement: Starfall'. I love chuuni names~. But apart from names, this attack is specifically made to simply bombard extremely large areas, and the name is quite appropriate~.

As explosions accour everywhere, I follow the croc's smell and finally find him as he was talking to a fisherman. I land behind the fisherman and the croc immediately jumps away, paling.

"Hehehehehe, you croc. I've found you... finally... I'll tear you apart... Hehehehe..." I say and begin to laugh maniacally. I casually touch the scared fisherman and he turns into dust. Courtesy of my 'Death's Hand', where I send a shockwave of destruction through my hand into the desired person, doing more damage the weaker and smaller they are.

The croc grits his teeth and tries to send a wave of sand at me, which I respond by sending a wave of destruction. The two hit each other and cancel, but by then I was already in front of the Croc. How long did it take me to find him? 1.5 years. How long to kill him? Less then a minute...

I grab him by the throat, and thanks to my seastone nails, he can't use his powers. I then smash him into the ground, then give him a nice and tight hug and fly up with him, then down. I let go of him a second before we smash and direct myself forward, sending him smashing down. As a finisher, I send out 5 temperature shockwaves (10, since 1 shockwave is 1 cold layer and 1 hot layer). His body gains several cracks and he bleeds from everywhere. Probably dead. I poke him a bit. Definetly dead.

I eat his corpse and enjoy his taste. I then feel my fruits combining, and I feel a new attribute: Death and Decay. How nice... I've got quite the killing arsenal now... Hehehe, I can't wait to eat sea kings and marmaids... I wonder how they taste...