[Alysha's Pov]

I felt my whole body be destroyed in an instant and recreated the next moment. I looked around and found myself in a rather strange place.

Did I mess up some runes? I was supposed to appear before the great war, so why am I in a terribly hot place and why are there cells everywhere? Isn't this Impel Down? 

I unfolded my wings and flew away. If this is really Impel Down, then there should be the Straw Idiot here trying to save his brother. I'm going to mess with him, as I need someone to get me out of here. After all, I'm kinda lost...

I flew around for a while, trying to find somebody to nicely ask where the exit is. If I remember correctly, there was the poison guy as the big dog in this place, and I definetly don't want to mess with him right now. It'd be annoying as I can't really damage those with the shitty logia fruits. Well, I could just send a tsunami crashing into him...

I flew around for an hour until I found... quite the scene. There were about 60 or so people throwing meat into a cave. The cave looked like it had a monster or something in it... I wonder what's up with it. 

I land some distance away from them and observe. There were strange sounds coming from inside the cave, which was somewhat creepy. This continued for about 10 minutes, until a giant burp came from the cave and a kiddo exited. Isn't that the Straw Idiot? Oh, right! I remember now~. He was poisoned by the Diarrhea guy...

He screamed out "I'M BAAAACKKK" and all the idiots cheered, cried and laughed. As for me, I simply said "And what are you gonna do now, Idiotic hat addict? How about I return you to your place in a jail~" I of course, was just joking but the idiots all looked at me and quickly backed away. The idiotic hat addict looked at me confused and said "You don't want to escape?"

I had my wings folded on my back and my tails were wrapped around my legs, so they probably didn't notice them. When I unfurled my tails and spread my wings, the idiots all looked a bit fearful. The idiotic straw hat got into a fighting stance and said "I won't let you touch my friends! Guys, run!" 

Before they could do anything I simply giggled and said "I'm joking, I'm not a jailer nor a prisoner. You guys should hurry though~. Diarrhea guy will arrive in a bit~. Also, Ace has already been transported out of here and is on his way to the execution ground. As for me, I simply wanna get outta here and go to said execution grounds." He looked shocked and quickly said "You know Ace? Where is he? Is he okay?" He ran up to me and started shaking me. 

I slapped his face, which felt rubbery, and said "Retarded hat maniac, shut up and listen. Just go do your things and you'll eventually find everything out. Also, you don't shake people like that you retarded monkey no-brainer." He flinched a bit at the insults. Eh, too bad for you~.

He left and went to do his things. As for me, I began to smash through the ceilings, and although I caused quite a number of tremors, nothing really happend. It took me 30 minutes of constant flight to finally reach the top level, where I immediately flew out from. Some guads tried to stop me, but for some reason their heads just came off their necks...

I finally reached the top of the wierd underwater tower and finally met fresh air~. I was already starting to miss it...

I flew towards the dock where the idiot should come through in a while, if the anime was correct, and simply waited there. I took out a chair from my spacial bag and sat there, wings folded around me like blankets and my tails on my lap. 

The peace didn't last long though, as quite a number of guards came to me and surrounded me, pointing guns at me. I wonder, will guns be able to pierce my skin?

"Who are you and what are you doing here! Surrender now and we won't have to make this painful!" I looked at the idiot who was wearing a dumb-looking jailer jacker and said "I'm not a criminal. I just found myself under there and left~. I don't think I've done anything wrong in particular you know~." He grit his teeth and said "Then come with us and let us inspect you!" 

Rolling my eyes, I simply rested my head against the chair and didn't bother to answer. He waited for a second, then shouted "Fire!"

The bullets all hit me. I think they were made of that stuff against devil fruits, but too bad for them, they're not effective against me. I ignored their volleys and got up, then blinked out from the chair for a second and all the guys except the important looking-one lost their heads. 

The guy was terrified. I simply grabbed him by the neck and took his body with 'Soul Capture'. I then ordered him to go and report that I was killed and disposed of. He did as I said obviously, and I went back to my chair after having a nice snack with all of the corpses. 

I waited for quite a while after that. It took about 4 or 5 hours for the idiots to finally escape. The giant headed girl/guy flying away from the demon-looking hand was quite the spectacle. I left my chair and flew towards them. They crash-landed onto a ship amd began their stupid cheering. I considered weather to go to them or go to the demon guy, and decided for the demon guy after a quick speech towards the idiots.

As I arrived, some idiots saw me and began shouting at me. They all pointed their guns at me but the Hat Maniac stopped them. Heh, it's not like I care even if you shoot me ya'nnow?

I didn't land as I approached the ship and simply hovered in mid-air. I glanced over the idiots and said "... Good job on escaping you retards. Now, how will you escape from those gargantuan walls?" I said and pointed at the walls that surrounded the bay. I already knew that the chicken-man was going to sacrifice himself for them, but they didn't so their dispair was quite funny to see. 

I giggled and said "Go there, something good will happend, I promise" I flew away but stopped as Sandguy suddently appeared in front of me with his sand and said "Just who are you? Who do you think you are?" Heh, is this guy an idiot?

I simply slapped him away, and though it didn't do damage, his sand was scattered away so I quickly fled. I reached the place where the DemonMan was, and saw as he was still gritting his teeth and cursing loudly. There were some jailers with him saying stuff, but they stopped talking when they saw me land. 

DemonMan stopped cursing and looked at me angrily. I waved my hand and said "Hello~, I'm here to kill you~." I said. The guards immediately fled as DemonGuy took out some poison tentacles. He said "Who are you? I didn't see you before!" I smiled and said with a grin reaching from ear to ear "... I am your doom. Be ready to die." 

I conjured hundreds of spears behind me and shot them at him. His poison quickly covered him, but the spears would still do damage if they hit, so he made his demon-like poison thing and used it to block them. I laughed and said "As expected, you're gonna be a bit hard to deal with. Oh well~"

I created a giant mirror behind me. It looked like a giant silver space had suddently appeared behind me. I then began to reflect giant amounts of ocean water in it. DemonGuy charged at me, but he was too slow. Soon enough, my 'Starvation Tsunami' trampled him, and he was left helpless. Aren't fruit users like, really weak if you can use water-based attacks? What a dumb weakness... 

His poison didn't help him as he drowned. He tried to move but couldn't quite do that. I kept the water flowing too, so it's not like it would stop anytime soon. As he drowned, I charged into the water and reached him. His eyes were wide open as I flew/swam at him and grabbed him by the neck. I created a reflection of him, which took a while since he's so strong, and reflections take longer the stronger the original is, but I succeded since he couldn't react.

I then possessed his body with the reflection and stopped the water. He gasped for breath as I let him take over his body again but with the order not to attack me. After all, I wanna play with this guy a bit and learn some useful stuff...

"Well my dear~. You're mine now, and you won't live long... So, tell me, have you already fought blackbeard?" He shook his head. How sad, so blackbeard will have free-reign over the prison and free everyone? How fun...

After having him spit out some details about the marines, like what is their true goal, which he claimed to be justice, which I don't believe a single bit, I tore out his heart and killed him, since I forbade him from using his power. I ate his whole corpse, and I couldn't help but moan loudly as I ate him. The taste was heavenly, hopefully all demon-fruit users taste like this...

I then tried using his venom. Turns out I could, but nowhere near the level he could. I could coat my fangs and nails in his deadly poison, but I couldn't transform into poison myself. Maybe if I get blackbeard's fruit I'll be able to assimilate fruits like he'll do with Mustache Fatso?

After I ate his corpse, I noticed that some cameras were looking at me. I waved at them and sticked out my tongue. I then flew away from the scene and saw the Idiot's ship be chased by several marine battleships. They were all firing but missing, and soon enough, the gates opened as the Chicken Man did his job. I'll come for him another time, as I want his ability to change forms, but right now I need to head over to the battlefield.

I doubled, then tripled my speed and passed through the gates as they were closing. I ignored the idiots and kept flying at a much faster speed then them. I arrived at the marine island after thirty minutes, but much to my suprise, White Fatso's army wasn't there yet, so I kinda felt awkward. I was far away enough not to be spotted, so I immediately climbed the skies and hid inside of a cloud.

I wait whilst slowly closing in, unseen, and soon enough the White Fatso's army arrives from under their sea with all of their glory. I could barely hold my laugh as I saw them, due to how dumb the ship looked. I mean, it's a fucking ship with the head of a whale on it. How dumb.

They began to fight and Iceman froze the sea, making it possible for the pirates and marines to fight on land(?). I flew even higher up to escape notice, as I don't dare underestimate the marine captains right now. I need haki to fight these idiots, or I'll just never kill them, I mean, they can't kill me either, so it'd be a neverending fight. 

I bid my time and wait for an opportunity. I had already reached Ace and was thousands of meters high up in the sky. I descended behind them and hid on the temple-like building behind them. Soon enough, the Hat Addict arrived by falling from the sky and doing all of his scene. I gave a silent thumbs up for the epic entrance, as it looked quite cool...

As the trap the marines laid activated, and the walls around the fighting rose and the admirals went to fight, I chose to enter as well. I began creating hundreds of mirrors, filled with gigantic stones high up in the sky and fired them at both marines and pirates, but mostly marines. 

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Nobody could figure out who was firing, and some were kinda~ panicking. It looked like hell was pouring down from the skies after all. I silently used the chaos to approach the Buddha, the Grandpa and Ace. They noticed me and turned around. The Buddha looked quite suprised as he saw me, and the Grandpa was gritting his teeth.

I waved at them and said "Good day, the weather's very good today. Oh, and everybody's dying, meteors and ships fall from the skies, and it's also time to die~." I said and concentrated the meteor to fall onto the admiral and vice-admiral. They punched the meteors and the Buddha was forced to release his buddha form, and began to punch the falling meteors as well. I kept the rain going and flew towards Ace, I was interrupted by a kick to the face though.

I was knocked back all the way towards the building, I wasn't even damaged by the kick, but I couldn't react to it, which annoyed me greatly. I looked to see Light with his custom smug smile saying stuff like "Hm, that won't do~". I flew back into the skies and stopped my rain onto the admiral and vice-admiral. Light began to fire his light-bullets at me, so I gathered mist in my mouth and began to rapid-fire as well. It looked quite cool, with silver shots flying from my side and hitting his light bullets. 

We both stopped out respective barrages after a bit, and I flew even higher up in the sky, I then began to conjure my strongest attack. I began to create a reflection of the moon, and soon enough a 300 meter wide silver sphere appeared in the sky. I then made it fall down not onto the two admirals, as it would probly kill Ace, and that's not what I want right now, but onto the masses of soldiers still trapped in walls. 

From below, one could see a giant shadow blocking out the sun. The admirals all combined their attacks and fired towards my attack, Light included. It slowed down quite a bit, but it didn't stop. I used this chance to charge at Ace again. The Grandpa and the Buddha tried to stop me, but with my momentum I simply punched them both hard enough to send them flying away. I stopped myself near Ace and the two executioners, who had their blades pointed at me. I simply slapped the two idiots away and faced a shocked Ace.

"Hello~ Spicey. How do you do? Life's good right~? Just about to be executed like the retard you are~? Can't have you do that though, so do allow me~." I said and grabbed him, I looked at his handcuffs and reached for them, he shouted "Stop! These are seastone!" I ignored him and grabbed them anyway. 

"Hm~? What's this? I don't feel anything though~." I looked for a second for my 'Moon Impact'. The attack had been stopped by combinated attacks of various marines and some pirates. It was being held in place by a couple of giants who were visibly sweating whilst holding the giant sphere. I dissolved it since it served it's purpose, and it might risk angering someone I don't want to anger.

Looking back at Ace, I brought his handcuffs near my mouth and did the most feasible thing I can do. I bit the handcuffs.

I might paid attention not to bite Ace's hands though. They broke under my sharp teeth and I removed them from his hands, but kept him by the scruff of his neck. "Be a good boy and just stay still will you~. The idiotic admirals will soon arrive anyway, so you better stay right where you are." I then looked at the handcuffs and a little possibility sparked in my mind.

I threw the cuffs in my mouth and swallowed. As I expected, my nails and teeth began to hurt, and soon enough a light-blue color covered them. How nice... Hehehe, forgive me devil fruit users for exploiting your shitty weaknessess...

"Who are you?" Ace asked, I looked at him and said "My name is Alysha Bloodseeker. I'm no pirate but no marine either, so don't expect me to save you for free y'know? I'm expecting your daddy to give me some nice stuff for what I'm doing~." He looked regretful. I don't think he wanted the White Fatso to come save him...

"You know, the White Fatso is quite admirable for sacrificing so much for a single family member. I had thought of siding with the marines and killing him, but he's simply too admirable in what he does. Real shame he'll die cause of the Black Fatso though..." He looked at me in shock once again and said "How do you even know!? And who are you calling a fatso!" 

I slapped his face and said "Shut up, Volcano is here." And true to my words, Magma guy arrived from behind and he said in an angry voice "How dare you to suddently show up! I'll make you regret it you bitch!" I sticked my tongue out and said "Oh, but you're the one who fell for the trap though~."

As I finished saying that, the chains I had conjured while chatting with Ace sprang out from the ground and bound the admiral. He looked quite~ shocked. I, of course, conjured them based off of the handcuffs of Ace beforehand, knowing that either him or the Iceman would arrive. I swiftly left Ace and grabbed the admiral by the neck. 

Since he was much taller then me, I slammed him into the ground repeatedly. Since his fruit was blocked and my raw strenght was tenfold of his, he didn't really stand a chance. I then cut off all of his limbs and head, ignoring the screams like 'She killed admiral Akainu!'

I stored his remains inside my spacial bag for later consumption. I went back to Ace and said "Well~, I did what I came here for, now let's get out of here shall we~? Want me to carry you over to the White Fatso or the Hat Addict?" He looked confused at me, I looked back at him for a second before saying "Hat maniac. Straw Idiot. Hopelessly Addicted Hat Idiot. Child of Dragon. Your Brother. That Idiot." I said and pointed at him as he was fighting against Hawkguy. 

I picked him up again and jumped off from the platform, I flew as fast as I could, dodging bullets and the occasional attack from Light, though he was occupied with the Phoenix. In my opinion, Light is the most dangerous person that I know of to me, as I can't really react to his speed. His attacks are weak, but they're too fast to truly dodge. 

I arrive at the White Fatso's ship and ignore all the pirate's cheering as I arrive. I throw Ace at the White Fatso and he catches him. As they hug, Ace looks at the fatso and asks "...Why?"

The White Fatso smiles and laughs "Because you're my son." It was quite the scene, but I still had to cough to remind them that I'm still here after all~.

"Well, you two can do your father-son bonding later~. White Fatso, I'm expecting good things from you after this is all over~." I say and giggle a bit at the end. Now I just gotta wait for the Black Fatso to arrive, so that I can get his absorption ability. I wonder, what will he taste like?

I turn from the two idiots and ignore all the stares I was receiving from the pirates. I jump down from the Whaleship and run towards the front of the battle. I arrive to where the marines are and I begin to carve a blood path. I begin to crack skulls, rip out hearts, cut into pieces or just kill marines and the occasional pirate who gets in my way. 

I don't stop killing until finally Iceman tries to throw an ice spear at me over. I dodge his attack and look at him, I was completely covered in blood and smiling my tipical creepy grin. He tries to say something, but I simply fire a 'Moon Ray' at him, which pierces through his chest. It regenerates though, which is disappointing.

I try to attack him, but he freezes my legs and then grabs me by the neck, freezing me. He then punches me, shattering my body. It doesn't really hurt though, so it's okay.

"I wonder, just who was that..." he mutters to himself, certainly not expecting the ice pieces gathering back togheter and me coming out of it. He looked at me suprised for a second, but quickly got over it and prepared an ice lance.

"Ah, well, I'm your worst nightmare~. I will hunt you devil fruit users to the end of the world~." I say and begin to laugh maniacally. I then release all of my usual restrains and simply charge at him at full speed. He tries to react, but I punch him away. Unfortunatly for him, my nails are seastone now, so he won't be getting off freely from that. 

I create several layers of seastone chains inside mirrors and then fire them wildly at him. He dodges and blocks some, but is soon overwhelmed by the sheer number of them. Once he's captured, he couldn't really do anything. Isn't this kind of stupid? I understand that seastones are rare, but I'm sure somebody in the anime had enough to create this many chains, so why did nobody do it? Plot armor? Eh, don't care. I'm a cheater anyway.

He struggles but I walk up to him and cut off his head. He dies since he can't regenerate. How disappointing. And here I was thinking I'd have actual trouble against these idiots... Well, they'd be real trouble if I couldn't create these chains though.

I store his corpse away and continue carving out a path of blood. The pirates were retreating by now, and since White Fatso never left from his ship, I don't know where Black Fatso is. Soon enough, the marines would simply flee from me and not even try to fight me. How boring.

I fly up in the sky and conjure several mirrors around me and point them at clusters of people. I then begin to fire meteors at a very fast rate, creating several explosions. After a while of doing so, I stop and fly higher up in the sky and begin my search for the Black Fatso. 

I never found him though, which was disappointing. I guess he should have showed up later in the fight? I'm not really sure. Grumbling inside, I fly back towards the White Fatso. The pirates were now on a full-on retreat after having achieved their goal I guess? The White Fatso was on his Whale ship and was still talking with Ace. The Hat Maniac was with them, and they were happily chatting between themselves. How fun~. Can I join? Of course I can.

I silently landed and several people began to shout at me and cheer. How fun~. Yes please, praise me more~.

The White Fatso and the two not-so-brothers turned at me. They then began to walk at me. For as much as I like these guys, I was pondering over my actions. If I change the storyline too much, then it will probably be pretty bad. I shouldn't have saved Ace, but I can still fix this... Sorry, Hat Maniac, it's for your and my own good to have him killed.

Having reached a conclusion in my mind, I wait for them to arrive. They soon do, and White Fatso says to me "Thanks for rescuing Ace. I don't know who you are, but I will give you what I want." I ponder for a second and say "Hmmmm... A ship all for myself might be nice~. Oh, and do let me have a private chat with the almost-executed idiot here." I say and point at Ace. 

"Gurararara, that can be done. Say, who truly are you?" I tilt my head and put a finger on my temple and say "Hmm... Who I am? Are you sure you want to know that~? Bad things happend to those who know me~." I say and smile evilly. He doesn't even flinch though and laughs even harder. 

[Ace's Pov]

I was rescued by a maniac. I'm sure of that, and I know she's up to no good. She says she's not a pirate nor a marine, but if that's the case then just what is she? 

I'm also very confused on what kind of fruit she uses. I was also extremely suprised as she destroyed the handcuffs and then ate them. I noticed that her nails turned blue when she did. I honestly have no idea what kind of fruit she uses, and I'm glad she helped me and Luffy escape. Luffy says that he met her in Impel Down, so maybe she's a long-forgotten criminal?

I observed her a bit as she fought. Her strenght was no joke, as she would easily block attacks from the strongest of marines and then casually kill them in horrendous ways. She then flew up using her four wings and strange mirror-like things appeared in the sky, and then meteors began to rain from them. I'm extremely curious to know just what kind of devil fruit she uses, was she perhaps modified on her body as well?

She asked for a... ship? Seriously? And also, why would she want to talk with me? I was really confused.

As the pirates successfully fled from Marinefold, I was talking with Luffy when I saw her do something rather strange. 

She had her wings covering her and was sitting on a chair that I have no idea where she took from. She took out a strange kind of meat and began to chomp on it. It didn't even look cooked though... 

Her eyes shot wide open and a gasp escaped her. I thought something happend, but she then began to tear through the meat like a grinder, and soon enough it was finished. She took out more and more pieces, eating each one fully, not even the bones remained. 

She sighed and got up from her chair, which then disappeared. What's up with that... 

She walked towards father and said "Hey, White Fatso, when's my ship ready~? I wanna go out and play~!". Father looked at her and pointed at one of the ship of the Green Mustache pirates and said "You may take that ship. Just tell them it was my order and they'll obey." She nodded and unfolded her wings. She had two sets, the top one was a silver color and the lower set a lightning-blue. They must be quite strong to allow her to fly...

And fly she did. She flew over to the ship and then said something to the Green Mustache pirates, who first looked angry, but then sad. She then picked two up with her hands and four others with her... Tails? Where did those come from? I didn't see them during the fight though, did she hide them? 

She flew back at our ship and dropped them off saying "Little gift from your friendly neighborhood demon~." She flew back at the other ship and brought guys over. Rince and repeat and nobody was left on the ex-Green Mustache ship. 

She went into the ship and I didn't see her anymore. However, after about 5 minutes the ship began glowing a silver color, then settled. I wonder what happened there...

Soon, I felt a horrible sense of horror born inside of me. I looked around, but couldn't figure out what was happening. I then felt like I suddently had another body, and then I broke. My heart felt like it was ripped out, and I screamed in pain. My fruit couldn't regenerate this damage, then I felt my body be broken, and everything went black... Sleepy...