A dark shadowy caped figure stood zealously on top of the gymnasium. The figure was crossing its arms together while watching over the Academy grounds.

"It is time..."

"IT'S TIME FOR JUSTICE!"

The shadowy figure uncrossed its hands and jumped onto the ground. Its green cape had a split in the middle, which imitated the wings of an owl. Worn-out brown boots landed on the ground with precision and power, scattering dust everywhere.

When the dust cleared a person wearing a green tunic, brown pants, brown gloves, brown boots, and a wooden helmet that was shaped like an owl's head, began to walk toward the main Academy building.

This heroic being was none other than Justice Owl! A superhero that fights for justice and protects hatred evil and injustice. Rushing with his feet, the hero of justice flew (walked normally) to a crime scene.

Using his experience in being a hero and this weird message he received, he bulldozed through the Academy windows and towards a room filled with perfection.

"Aah! You startled me." Parfait sat and rested his body on a broken massage chair. His eyes were covered by an eye mask and his arms were tied with magical duct tape.

"Worry not, for I am here," he crouched down and grabbed both ends of his cape. He threw them into the air and connected his arm in an arch, forming a circle. "Justice Owl!"

Sadly there was no explosion or trumpets to accompany his entrance for it was currently the afternoon break and overworking workers is definitely not justice.

He jumped and spun like a baton in the air before landing directly in front of his bounded classmate. "What seems to be the problem, my innocent fellow?"

"Well, I was just practicing my instrument when suddenly a beast attacked and kidnapped me."

"I see." Justice Owl dashed towards the back of the chair and kicked the white beast he saw.

"Justice Punting!" The beast was sent flying toward one end of the room and away from the idiot and the innocent hostage.

"Oh, by the way, my cat was also kidnapped by the beast."

"Is that so... Then I will make sure to observe the surroundings at all times so I can save your precious little friend."

"Yeah, thanks again for saving me." He said while still blinded and incapacitated.

"Anyway let me describe the beast for you. They were a ball of light that shined brightly like the white stars above. They had two rings that floated and wrapped around the ball of light. The rings were also white and had hundreds of bumps on both sides of the rings."

"I see!" He gazed upon the body of the beast. Four legs, a floppy tail, two triangular eyes, and hair all over its body.

"Did you say you had umm ~have a cat?"

"Sure do... I met the cat yesterday and ever since then we have been friends. Like a precious angel, they just dived right into my arms from the window.

"And you said this cat was also kidnapped by the beast."

"Yep-yep-yep."

"...Phew." He let out a sigh of relief and wiped off the nonexistent sweat on his helmet. "Good thing I only kicked a dog. Anyway, let's find this cat of yours, and then I will bring justice to this evil beast!"

He grabbed Parfait out of the chair and began charging out of the room. Ignoring the random assortment of junk and bones, he slammed his back into the window, destroying it and jumping out with grace.

"Can you please get rid of my bindings?"

"Oh yeah sure." Justice Owl's legs suddenly stopped instantly like a very precise car right before hitting the children. He pluck the eye mask off and laid Parfait on the ground

"I can't get rid of the duct tape..." He pointed at his gloves. "So yeah..."

"It's fine." He struggled up and began walking away.

"That's right! Justice shall win." He ran with all his might trying to catch up to Parfait who was a few inches away. "Hey, so where is this villainous kidnapper?"

"Wait for a second please." He stopped and spun around like a ballerina on buttery ice. Slipping and falling on the ground his head pointed at a wall. "This way... Oww."

Justice owl punched the wall with all his strength and began to wept from the pain. He then rammed his shoulders but felt even more pain, losing his motivation from the impact. Finally, he gave up and opened the door on the rigth.

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Inside the room was the previously described beast sitting on a rocking chair while reading a newspaper.

"Wow! Your head must have some sort of magnetic force that locates your utmost interest!"

"Perhaps but I would like to think that I'm very lucky. Anyway can you help me up, it's hard without my hands.

"Oh yeah sure-sure, just grabbed my cape."

"What?"

Justice Owl entered the room, his face showing a smile full of confidence, and his eyes were filled with justice and conviction, but sadly his emotions cannot shine and pierce through his wooden helmet.

Struggling right along was Parfait who after some painful maneuvers was finally able to stand up and follow his idiotic savior. "I like this courage you got here, just barging in the room with no intention of trying to sneak in."

"Justice is straightforward after all!" He stomped repeatedly on the sturdy floor until he faced the book-distracted beast. "Sinner are you ready to face Justice!"

"Excuse Me But Please Be Quiet In The Book Club Room." The beast responded.

"Oh uh sorry about that." He said with shame on his face before bowing at the beast out of respect and humility. "May I please take a moment out of your time?"

"I Do Not See Why Not." The beast floated from the set and removed its reading glasses. It again removed another and another and another and another and another and another until it finally gave up.

*Crash*

The beast slammed itself onto the ground, obliterating and dispersing the monocles, eyeglasses, sunglasses, and contact lenses that were on its hundred of eyes.

"I was just wondering if you were... Ready to face Justice!" He jumped and grappled the beast with his talonless bird hands. "How dare you h-

"Get Off Me!" The beast's wings sprouted from its body and slammed Justice Owl downwards with a karate chop. "Pest!"

He pushed his body and turned his legs, sweeping his feet against the legs of the beast and knocking them off balance. If they had any but despairing it did not.

The beast used its wings and pummeled Justice Owl with tiny little jabs that stung him like a diamond drill.

"Have You Given Up Yet?"

"Give up? Give up! What kind of stupid question is that?! I am Justice Owl, the defender of justice who will never bow down to the likes of evil like you! I will figth for what's right until my very last breath! For I am the defender of the innocents and the symbol of righteousness and Justice!!!"

This is what the heroic speech he would tell if only he wasn't currently passed out and in a coma, from the immense physical trauma he just suffered.

"Get off him." Parfait charged the beast and pushed him off. "What's your deal? He asked out of curiosity and anger.

"My Deal? I am Here To Punish Heretics. And You. Shouldn't You Still Be In That Room?" The beast inched closer and closer with every minuscule flap of its wings.

"He wasn't a heretic. He was just trying to help me find my cat." He backed away, his feet taking big steps.

"According To Every Single Lawbook That I Can Find In This World, That Counted As Self Defense."

"Good point... If there were any law books in this world but sadly for you ~there are none!"

Parfait leaned closely, his face directly gazing at the shining orb which burned his retinas to a crisp.

"Sto-Stop It!" Said the beast with a small blush on its face.

"Who are you to punish heretics? People can change! He inched closer and closer with every single minuscule step of his toes.

"Too Close!" The beast's white fluffy wings pushed him gently away. "You Are Just Too Handsome, That Face Of Yours Is Beyond Charming."

"Thanks, I get that a lot... Wait don't change the subject." With more forceful steps, he pushed the beast into a wall. "Answer me." He broke through the magical duct tap and slammed his left hand into the wall right beside the beast.

"KYAAHHH!" The beast let out a gut-wrenching scream that echoed through the heavens. A beam of light fell from the sky and enveloped the room with the lord's judgment.

Parfait was directly struck. His Academy uniform was torn to shreds, revealing his dapper white suit with pink roses and the orchids wrapped on his head.

"What happened?" He asked because he was currently blinded. But so was the beast, blinded by his beauty and charm.

"I-I... I Can't Do This!" The beast zipped upwards and slammed itself onto the ceiling. "Our Love Is Forbidden..." The beast's hundred eyes all pissed out a single teardrop filled with love.

"Help I can't see." Parfait fell to the ground. Sparkles surrounded him, his body glowed with all the charm in the world and flowers began to appear in the background for no apparent reason.

"Noooo! This Love Of Ours... Can't Be..." The beast flew around the air, slamming its wings into the lights, shattering them, and darkening the room.

The beast halted in the middle of the room, a spotlight shining on it. "Oooh, My Loooove!" Singing with all its feelings, the beast waltzed around the room.

"Huh, what?"

"Our Feelings! Is Forbideeen!" The beast bounced up and down at fast speeds.

"I'm so confused right now." He stood up and gazed at the beauty inside the room, the wall. Suddenly a spotlight shined on Justice Owl's corpse before immediately panning over to Parfait.

"Oh, My Loooove!"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Forbidden Looove!"

"That sounds rough buddy."

"My pernicious Looove!" The beast landed on the ground and crisscrossed its way toward the confused bachelor. Parfait responded with confused tapping on the floor.

"Our Sacred And Demonic Loooovee!" They both began to float into the air.

*Creak*

The door of the room opened and Holly stepped in. She was wearing a backpack and had 8 necklaces hanging from her neck. Without a heartbeat passing, her body moved backward and she slammed the door shut.

"I'm gonna barf." He reached out his hands trying to balance himself in the air. The beast took this as an invitation to dance, and so they danced.

The wings grabbed a hold of his limbs and they slowly ballroom danced in the air across the room. "Our Loooove!" A dazzling disco ball fell from the ceiling, smacking the beast into the floor.

The disco ball spun around, lighting the room in a beautiful range of colors, just kidding it was just steel blue.

"LOOOOOOOOVEE!" The beast rose upwards majestically and embraced Parfait with all of its wings. "I Have Changed My Mind."

"Oh that's great. What does that mean again?"

"I Will Cherish This Love Of Ours And Will Go Against The Heavens. All For You."

"Wow, Yuu sounds like a lucky person."

"No. I'm Talking About You. As In You." Said the beast while repeatedly poking him.

"Oh, me. Thanks. What?"

"Wow, Your Dumb. That's Nice. Anyway, Let Us L-

*Bzzzt*

A shockwave passed through the room and shocked the beast.

"Shit." The beast froze like a statue in the air.

*Poof*

A pink cloud shot out from the beast which covered them both. Parfait fell to the ground and so did the beast in a new form. Taking on the form of a mouse, the beast let out tiny squeaks filled with complaints.

"早めの夕食で大丈夫です。" Appearing out of nowhere, a powerful mighty beautiful fluffy feline snatched and devoured the beast.

"That accent. That demanding voice. That poorly translated Japanese. My kitty-cat!" Parfait jumped and crashed onto the empty floor.