Two girls were walking up a small hill. One of them had luscious blond hair and was whistling while walking. Well, she was trying to whistle but in reality, she was just spitting.
She wore a purple suit and a yellow tie, clothes that rich people usually wear to compensate for something. In front of her were her classmate, servant, and caretaker, Holly.
Holly was carrying multiple boxes that were stacked taller than her, all filled with useless expensive trash. She was wearing the Academy uniform and had tied her hair in a ponytail. Behind her was her classmate, master, and headache giver, Aderyn.
Upon reaching the top of the hill, the spectacular beautiful Marblegob Academy could be seen. It was on fire and a bunch of small dots could be spotted everywhere, how beautiful.
"Woah! Holly, what's happening?"
"Probably an attack on the Academy. Anyway, we should probably stay in the city until the attack is over."
"Aderyn?"
Holly dropped the boxes, she then hazily spun around trying to find the now gone dipshit. She saw Aderyn running to the Academy carrying her diamond wand.
Holly closed her eyes and began to rub her brows. She had a massive headache but she still needed to save and punish her master.
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"Justice Punch!" A brown glove slammed into one of the black tentacle creatures. The creature flew backward and struck ten other creatures who were in a triangular position.
*STRIKE* Confetti rain from the air as he got a very nice score.
The student was currently on an open field at the back of the Academy. He wasn't alone, some nameless descriptionless students stood still near him. They all waited for the protagonists to end the current arc so they can go back to not existing.
The student's wooden eyes gazed immensely at the hundreds of creat- You know what! I'm sick of calling them, creatures, I'm just gonna fucking call them anything else, like I don't know, fucking zippers!
The zippers crawled and multiplied as they slowly conquer the whole Academy. If only literally any teacher of strong 5th year was here. Too bad, the zippers have the power of bad writing.
But don't worry for there was a Deux ex-Machina, I mean hero that will save the Academy. Aderyn arrived at the back of the Academy. "Gray blob, nameless side character, ah finally. An actual important character."
Aderyn ran past all the gray blobs wearing uniforms and towards the only person that was of any importance. The person in question was a masked individual wearing a green tunic. They also wore brown gloves, brown pants, and brown boots. But most importantly they had a green cape that had a split in half which imitate the wings of birds and a wooden owl helmet/mask.
"Greetings Aderyn."
"Hey, you're pretty awesome...What's happening?"
The owl pointed at zippers attacking other students. "Those evil vile creatures are attacking the innocent! I mean look at that!" The mobs were being devoured by the zippers.
"But don't worry Aderyn for I," the owl squatted down and then grabbed both ends of his cape before throwing them into the air. And while the capes were still in the air he connected the tips of his gloves way above his head, forming a circle.
"JUSTICE OWL will save the day!" A massive explosion then occurred in the background of the epic pose, killing students and zippers. They were also multiple ear-deafening trumpets that accompanied the pose.
Aderyn clapped her hand and then pointed her staff to the air. "And I Aderyn will also help!" Another explosion with more murders happened again.
"Look out." Warned Justice Owl. But too bad Aderyn's eardrums exploded because of the loud noises earlier.
A lone zipper jumped onto Aderyn's back. Its tentacles grabbed onto her beautiful nicely tailored silk suit. Aderyn and Justice Owl stood still as the zipper tried to eat Aderyn.
Aderyn grabbed the zipper with her bare hand and immediately felt immense pain.
"Fucking whore!" Aderyn threw the zipper away as her hand was burnt by the acids it secreted.
Justice Owl spun Aderyn around and examined her back. The suit was not torn nor was it burnt by the zipper. "Your suit is full of JUSTICE!" Examined Justice Owl before doing his signature pose which caused yet again another explosion.
Since there were no more nameless uniform-wearing blobs around, only the zippers were struck. But they did not die nor did they get hurt by the explosion.
"Adaption? How cleverly evil! Quick, let's end these villains and save the innocents!" Justice Owl ran, his cape majestically moving behind him as Aderyn watched while swearing because of her injury.
Justice Owl jumped into the air and dived into the grouped-up zippers. The heroic landing sent most of the zippers flying away. He then slowly looked up into the air.
"Justice Beam!" A bright blinding light emitted from his hands which did absolutely nothing to the remaining zippers around him.
"..." Justice Owl silently watched the zippers not get affected at all by his only magical spell.
"Justice Run!" Like the heroic superhero, he was, he ran away from the zippers. Of course not because of cowardice but because he was now totally making a plan to take down these vile zippers.
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A heavily intoxicated Holly hobbled towards the Academy. "Where are you Aderyn? Like fuck I just closed my eyes for a second and you're already done from my vision."
"Well, I did punch the ground multiple times while imagining it was you. Yes, I also drank all the alcohol that you bought from the city. And yeah okay, I might have committed a little bit of tomfoolery by trying to summon a demon using the blood I got from you secretly. But can't a girl do girly things from time to time?" Rambled Holly to the empty air around here.
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"To be honest today wasn't that bad. Yeah, it started rough with the accidental eating of dynamite. And I did get chased by Fufluns while I was hunting raccoons in the garden. And now I am being dragged by weird black creatures while I'm tied by some really itchy vines."
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Unlike the usual action of devouring all the humans they see, the zippers have now begun to instead capture the students. How truly marvelous, did they gain enough intelligence to somehow invent stocking food?
The person currently being dragged was none other than the wild animal, Electa. Well, she wasn't an animal, she was a human but she does eat the fucking ground so that is something.
After some delicious dirt eating and face dragging, Electa arrived at where the rest of the students were being kept. It was one of the multiple canteens inside the Academy. How fitting since they were kept as livestock.
Electa was thrown onto one of the tables. Her face and body slammed onto the cold stone tables which cracked from the impact.
A zipper then went up to her and cut the vines that bonded her using a sharp tentacle.
"This is some 1 out of 5 stars service, I want to talk to your manager!" Electa punched the table out of anger as the zippers around her ignore her. Some even covered the eyes of their younger zipper and taught them a valuable lesson about not being a man child.
Suddenly a spotlight shined brightly at the entrance of the canteen. An orange-haired boy wearing the Academy uniform was being carried by multiple flying zippers.
As he flew towards Electa, elegant pink rose petals scattered around him. His handsome face was illuminated wonderfully by the limelight the zippers provided him.
He was dropped gently onto the floor a couple of feet away from the cracked table. A red carpet was placed between him and the table. Clapping could be heard all around the room as he walked toward Electa.
"Stupid unequal treatment." Mumbled Electa as the boy sat next to him.
The boy opened his eyes which were orange in color. He smiled as he took something out of his pocket, "would you like some crab?" It was a huge orange crab.
Electa grabbed the crab and swallowed it whole. Her hard sharp teeth repeatedly crush the innocent crustacean.
*Crunch Crunch Crunch Gulp*
Electa licked her lips cleaned as she patted the boy's shoulder. "Parfait, I would have probably fallen in love with you right now if I didn't sell my heart to some fae creature for a corn dog years ago."
Parfait smiled tenderly as he patted Electa's shoulder as well. "I hear that a lot."
"Yeah, corndogs are great."
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Somewhere in the forest was a small house. The house was surrounded by very special trees that could absorb immense cold. The house was made from these trees because after all, a very special person lived inside.
But currently, one of the walls was broken, and inside were three freezing idiots. And one idiot that was fine with the cold.
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Frozen zippers were scattered all around the garden of the Academy. There was a cold mist accompanied by an even colder bitch. She was a third-year student usually called the "God of Ice", or "Ice God", and right now she was beyond pissed off.
Her whole body was currently encased in hard blue ice. When she walked, the feet of her icy armor left behind patches of ice on the ground and a cold mist behind her.
"ZIPPPPPP!" Loud roars could be heard all around the God of Ice. Evolved zippers the size of children, surrounded her. Some of them had wings, some of them spat out acid, and all of them had sharp appendages that can cut through bone.
"Domain." All the zippers immediately froze after a small flick of her frozen hand.
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As the God of Ice slid down the corridor, frozen statues of zippers in various positions pass her. The zippers had evolved once again, this time they were the size of the students and took on a humanoid form. They had legs and arms, making them faster and stronger.
Zippers drop down from the ceiling and zippers emerged from under the ground as they all charged toward the intruder. But despite their surprise attacks, they were all frozen.
After a couple of seconds of sliding on the icy ground, she reached the canteen where students were kept. The door was guarded by two zippers that were twice the size of the girl. One of them had two hammers while the other had two spears, both of their weapons made from other zippers.
The zipper slammed down its hammers which shot out acid everywhere. But before the acid could reach the God of ice, they froze from the overwhelming cold surrounding the girl.
"Domain." A small pillar of ice fell on the zippers wielding the hammers. Upon contact, the zipper struggled while it froze from the ice.
Upon seeing this, the zipper with the spears began to run away. As the zipper ran, flames began to form on its body as it tried to produce enough heat to survive being frozen.
A small hand made of ice sprung up from the ground. The hand grabbed the zipper and froze it without effort.
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Currently inside the canteen was a ragtag group of students all from different classes. Just joking they were all main characters cause fuck the other students, rigth?
They all sat down and played a game of blackjack to pass the time.
"Uh, any of you got a 9?" Asked Parfait.
"No, but I do have this 100% off coupon for a free meal." Said Electa holding a knife.
"Ok, I summon this bottle of anthrax in attack position!" Marilyn still heavenly censored by black bars opened the bottle.
"What the hell is anthrax?" Asked Inku as she inhaled the air.
*Grumble*
"What is happening!" Yelled Aderyn as she waved her unpleasant hand.
Suddenly the whole canteen shook. The zippers inside were going crazy and absorbing each other. Hundreds of zippers burst through from the ground as they all rushed towards a zipper in the middle.
From under the table, a heroic being crawled out. It was a weirdo covered in cobwebs and bird seeds. "Justice Explanation!"
"Let me explain! These vile beings are adapting, combining, and becoming stronger."
"Zip zip zip!"
"Ah, I see. With my justified ears, I can understand what their saying. They-"
"Seriously what is happening!" Interrupted Aderyn as she was still deaf as fuck.
"They evilly read our minds and are gonna based their form on what we think the ultimate lifeform is."
As the final zipper jumped and fused, the masterpiece was finally finished. The being stood in the middle of the room, its entire body made with the sacrifices of every remaining zipper.
It was black like the abyss and it had two long twin tails that reach its knees. It was wearing a short skirt, long tights, and arm sleeves. And lastly, It was holding a stick that splits into two at the top.
All the students were confused except for one. The student in question was a yellow-haired boy with an emotionless face. Way past his calm exterior and inside his mind was something that could only be described as a carnival fire of emotionless.
In his entire past and current life, Ernest could not even begin to imagine this scenario happening. A single thought ran through his extremely distorted mind.
Is that MOTHERFUCKING Hatsune Miku®?!
The doors flung open and the zipper dashed, grabbed the Ice God, and threw her onto the ceiling. The zipper's hand began to freeze from a single touch so it sliced the arm to stop the spread.
It then jumped onto the third floor and struck the girl, sending her flying like a baseball. She passed the wooden walls before reaching into the sky where she was kicked by the zipper upwards.
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The God of Ice landed on a flying hand made of ice. The zipper flew (by spinning its twin tails) and shot out a beam of lava towards the Ice God. A large iceberg of ice was formed at the hands of the God of Ice. She threw the pillar which dwarfed the lava beam and the zipper.
Seeing this the zipper zipped to the left. It then enlarged its leek and swung it at the iceberg. The iceberg was split into thousands of little pieces.
The pieces spun around and transformed into hundreds of hands that floated towards the zipper. The zipper charged through the hands, killing them with multiple tentacles that spouted all over its body.
"Domain" A globe of ice formed around her in the air, it was 8 meters in width. But the zipper did not care. It charged thought, breaking the walls using sheer speed and the heat of its body.
Upon entering inside, the walls of the globe instantly recovered. It was empty inside except for the God of Ice, still covered head to toe in ice.
The God of Ice walked slowly towards the zipper, her arms reaching in for a hug. The zipper lunged in and tried to pierce her, but when the leek touched the armor, it instantly froze.
The zipper let go and crawled away from the God of Ice. The zipper's blank face evolved and formed a small slit. It opened its mouth which was burning hot.
The mouth shot out a fire that could compare to the atmosphere of a star. The flames reached the girl which failed to melt the armor.
The zipper began to sweat not from the immense heat but because of fear. It tried to escape but the walls were harder and colder than ever.
The God of Ice closed in, still holding her hands in for a hug. The zipper crouched to the ground and beg the girl for mercy.
"Come on, hug me. It's been so long since I have had any human contact. Well, you aren't a human but it's close enough."
The zipper slowly stood up, its hand trembling from the fear and the cold. The girl embraced the zipper. The zipper was frozen, instantly killing all of its cells.