"I have done it! I have reached the top of Gift Mountain. It's cold, it's hard to breathe and my body is numb but I don't care. Cause I'm on the top of the world!"
Vanity posed victoriously on the very top of the mountain. There was no flag here, only her and a parasite hiding under the rock to the right of her.
She scanned down below and saw many wonders. Like clouds, white mist, and even more clouds. "I am truly better than everyone... Except for the Gods of course."
"Heheheheheh." The parasite slowly crawled on Vanity's back. But Vanity by now could barely feel her body due to the cold, so she just continued laughing. "Hehehe hahaha!"
The parasite lunged inside her ear and into her brain. Her eyes slowly moved in opposite directions as she drool like my stupid annoying 22-year-old nephew.
Suddenly she felt a pain comparable to a drill spinning inside her head. "Fuck!" Vanity tumbled and fell down the mountain top. Her arms slammed onto the stones and her legs collided with tree branches.
Vanity's bruised body finally stopped moving and landed on the edge of a cliff. "Sa-saint's blegh. Blessing." Her whole body was covered in white light. Her appendages twisted and maneuvered themselves to their original position.
Vanity shakily stood up. She dusted herself and looked up to the sky. "Thank you Mezor for letting me survive that fall." Her heartfelt prayer was interrupted by a pain in her brain comparable to having fire ants dancing inside.
She angrily stomped on the ground below her which immediately broke. She started falling down the mountain again. Her face was smacked by rocks, her arms struck rocks, her legs rocks, and her head again (rocks).
Her body crashed onto a perfectly placed spike pit. As she spurted blood from her mouth she spoke her final words. "Why Mezor wh- "
Before she could finish her sentence she was rudely interrupted by a thunderbolt. The thunderbolt then caused an avalanche which crushed her body in the snow.
*zzzzzzzz*
"GRAAAARH!" From under the snow just like a legendary phoenix, Vanity was reborn majestically with the help of her healing magic. Her body shined a blinding white and fluffy feather wings sprouted from her back.
"I hate hangovers."
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"The ground is rumbling. That's kinda concerning." Leaves fell from the trees, roots pierced the ground as they overgrew and the sentient wheels rolled away from the forest.
*Boom*
Progin legs shook as the ground continued to rumble. *Boom* Explosion after explosion could be heard all around him. In his field of vision, he saw a person fly right past him.
He turned his head and saw Rosemary slamming into a tree. She fell to the ground with a small thud accompanied by a loud phlegm-filled cough.
As he watched Rosemary wriggle painfully, Alphonsine was thrown and slammed into the same tree. She fell on Rosemary with a loud yell accompanied by a barely audible whimper.
He then tried to turn his head to the rigth but it was forcefully turned to the left by a powerful dropkick. Fufluns calmly stood up after giving her three classmates early bedtimes.
"Life is good." Fufluns pulled off the eye sticker on her forehead. "But I still haven't found..." She massaged her head as she tried to remember the name of the boy he wanted to figth.
"Er-er something. Entei?"
*Krikikikikiki*
"Is that a nun riding a unicycle?"
"Did you do it!" It was indeed a nun riding a unicycle. But the nun isn't here to ask for donations or do church preaching. She is here for blood and murder.
Fufluns whipped her hand. The vines around it unraveled and struck the lone wheel of the clown's vehicle. The nun tumbled and ate dirt.
Fufluns crouched down and touched the ground. Tree roots uprooted beside the nun, creating a wooden prison. The nun squished through the gaps of the roots like an octopus.
Fufluns whipped both her hands and entangled the nun. She swung her arms around, dragging her like a dirty napkin against the root-covered floors.
She then threw her bloody body into a tree which toppled into her.
*Krikikikikiki*
The autumn forest rumbled, the trees shrieked in terror, and Fufluns was taken aback. From under the fallen tree trunk, a metallic goo grew in size. It toppled trees, crushing them with its ever-expanding size, and it towered over the forest's biggest trees.
The goo then transformed into a hideous and terrifying monster that gave terror even to the Gods. It was a fluffy Fancy Rat standing on its hind legs.
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Bridget arrived at the open-air classroom. "Excuse me." Two people were currently there, her teacher Aergia and her classmate Parfait.
They both had cucumber slices on their eyes, wore bathrobes, and laid on foldable massage beds. Aergia took both of the cucumbers off and faced her student.
"Hello, student."
Bridget's hand went inside her pocket and grabbed the flag she found all by herself. She presented the flag to Aergia with a super small glint of happiness in her gloomy eyes.
"Bridget you're holding nothing."
Bridget squinted her eyes and low and behold, she was holding nothing.
"This saddens me. I'm gonna give up now."
"Aww don't be like that. *Cough* How about I give you a hint?" She stood up from her chair and pointed her finger towards the forest.
"From what I remember, I think I put the flag there." Her eyes slowly moved up. "That's weird... Huh." Her hand moved up and pointed at a huge rat in the forest. "That is concerning."
*Cough* "I'm going back to my beauty sleep now."
"You can do it!" Encouraged Parfait.
Bridget slowly walked towards the forest, her head looking downwards as dark clouds rained on her.
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Sam was sent flying unconscious by Gale's sudden headbutt. "See ya sucker!"
"Water Bubble." Morgan threw a ball of water at the distracted Gale. The bubble struck and stuck at Gale's face. He failed his arms around trying to get rid of the water but eventually stopped.
"Eww." His face was full and pleasure and he had a disgusting aura around him. Seeing this Morgan dispelled the bubble and allowed Gale to breathe once again.
Gale immediately dashed and headbutted Morgan in the head knocking him out. He happily smiled while readjusting his pants for reasons that will not be said.
A red rubber mallet was slammed onto Gale. He caught the hands with his hands and began to push them back. But he didn't know Marilyn was taught the ultimate technique of crushing bitches.
However, he knew how to figth dirty. While she was focused on using an inefficient tool, his newly sprouted scorpion tail slowly slithers toward Marilyn. The tail pierced and sent a paralyzing poison into her legs.
"Oww!" Her strength slowly dwindle until she couldn't push back anymore. Gale smacked the mallet upwards sending it flying. The mallet spun and gain momentum before falling into Marilyn.
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It crushed her into a pancake. The pancake then ran way into the purple grape lake. "Too boring!"
Gale moved his head up, opened his mouth, closed his eyes, and began to drink the location-specific grape rain. He doesn't have an idea why grape soda is raining nor does he want to know.
"KRIKIKIKIKIKI!"
He opened his eyes and a being of immense fluffiness and cuteness appeared on the horizon. His spiraling pupils gazed at his surroundings.
Knocked out, knocked out, pancaked, and drug man. Drug man will not be hurt.
"Want an orange?" Said Carver, showing a kind gesture at the depraved weirdo.
"Boring!" Upon deciding that hanging around his unconscious classmates and Carver wasn't interesting enough, he began to dash toward the rat.
Normally if he wanted he would fly there but when under influence, he could never remember how to use his powerful spells.
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"It-its a rat..." Fulfuns watched in awe as the creature shot out laser beams from its eyes. The yellow beams destroyed and scorched the forest around her.
She redied her first and faced her greatest brawl yet. Using the strength coming from her inner rage and using the technique she learns from meditation, she attacks the rat
She swung her arms up and down over and over again in a wavy snake-like motion. It was an easy move to do and it looked stupid but holy shit did it do wonders.
Whenever her arms moved, her spiked vines followed through, striking the belly of the beast. Strike after strike, it left wounds and special toxins inside the giant rat.
However the rat wasn't agitated, it simply shot a yellow laser beam toward the attacker. Fufluns didn't move and just stood still like a dumbass.
"Idiot!" Fufluns was flung out of the way by an invisible force. "What the hell are you doing?" Progin yelled angrily as he wiped the dirt off his face and hair.
He levitated the knocked-over trees and flew them towards the eyes of the oversized rodent. The beast's tiny arms elongated and slapped the logs away.
Progin then moved the logs and banged them into its body.
"KRIKIKIKIKIKI!" The beast screamed in anger as tentacles grew all over its body. They were slimy disgusting and green in color.
Alphonsine woke up and got off her comfortable Rose bed. She saw the giant rat with its laser beam eyes and tentacle-covered body.
Upon seeing the monstrosity in front of her, she channeled her family pride and charged the beast in hopes of getting some of that sweet sweet glory. "Die you beast!"
She punched the beast and left a small bruise on the creature's body. In hopes of killing the pest, the rat crushed her using one of its tentacles.
She stopped the slimy limb with her bare hands and began to pull on it. "5 Times The Glory!" The arcane and adrenaline surged through her arms. Her muscles flexed and veins appeared on her arms.
"Graalaaaaah!"
*Pop*
Just like any children's toy, the limb was easily taken off. She threw the still wriggling tentacle out of the way and began repeatedly punching the rat's body.
The rat retaliated in anger, it swung all of its tentacles at the culprit. Fufluns swung her arms, entangling stopping one of the tentacles with her vines.
4 tentacles stacked together slammed onto Alphonsine. Her muscles began to strain from the immense pressure of the attack. But she wasn't alone, Progin was helping by lifting it using his magic.
I can't feel my nice sexy guns anymore.
*Floosh*
A white ball soared through the air. It convulsed and spun while moving in a diagonal line towards the face of the beast.
*Boom*
An explosion occurred at the cute fat face of the rat which loosened its strength and gave enough time for Alphonsine to withdraw.
Rosemary was leaning on a tree and pointing her right hand at the beast. At the tip of her index finger, a ball of magic was convulsing and increasing in size.
"Killa Queen bites something... You know what! I don't care what the phrase was!"
She shot out the ball and aimed at the weak spot of the beast. The ball soared through the air before getting disintegrated by a huge laser beam. The searching beam zoomed in and aimed at the tired Rose.
"Don't worry for we are here!" Just in the nick of time, a symbol of justice and justiceness appeared. Roland arrived and imitated the pose of Justice Owl. Cynebald also arrived but he was heavily outshined by Roland.
"Justice Save!"
"Oh." He looked at the burned and ashen corpse of Rosemary. He thought to himself that maybe posing and introducing himself could have been done after the saving.
"Rose noooooo." Gale ran towards the corpse of his friend. "Look at you, you're all ash and dust." Gale covered himself in ash and ate a little of it.
"Oh Roooose, you taste disgusting. Have you tried putting seasoning on yourself?" Gale stood up and wiped his friend off his face.
"YOU SUCK! BIG FAT RAT!" Gale ran and flipped off the rat. Finley convulsed and shrunk, he returned to his usual blonde self.
"Finley?" Cynebald said in surprise.
"Funny!" Gale covered his hands were covered by the exoskeleton of a crab which formed powerful pincers.
He snapped Finley's neck like a twig. But Finley didn't react, he grabbed onto Gale's neck and pried off his right bull horn.
He then jammed the horn into Gale's spiral eye. Gale did not flinch, using both of his pincers he sniped Finley's choking hand and attacked with his tail.
Finley grabbed the tail, ripped it off using his brutish strength, regenerated his snapped arm, and pressed Gale deep into the dirt like a bug. Suddenly vines shot toward him and entangle his legs.
Fufluns spun around and dragged Finley in a circle. While he was being dragged, Progin used his magic and pushed him to the ground harder, crushing him and turning him into mince meat.
Fufluns stopped spinning and threw Finley's remaining legs far away. She breathed heavily as she looked at Rosemary. "May you find peace and rest peacefully... Eh, who am I kidding, we both know that isn't going to happen.
"Fucking psychopath. I mean I know this doesn't matter because of o-
*Krikikikikiki*
A mangled pale arm emerged from the ground and crushed Progin's head. His body fell limp to the ground. Finely sprang up from the ground and shrunk his arm back to normal.
"Justice beam!" Roland shot out a beam of light in his hand. But Finley didn't need eyes to see, all Roland did was blind his teammates.
Finley grabbed Roland by the head and grew a metal spike in his palm which pushed out Roland's thinking device.
He dropped Roland's body and pushed out the spike. He threw the spike at the dazed Fufluns and ruptured her heart.
Alphonsine with her numb and bruised hands empowered her head and headbutted Finley. His head was crushed but that didn't matter.
She then kicked him, her leg bursting through his corpus. But Finley wanted this to happen. A mouth formed on his chest which bit off her leg.
Alphonsine lost both her leg and her balance from one single chomp.
Finley's mangled arms grabbed onto Alphonsine's head and forced it into the gaping mouth in his chest. The mouth vomited out acid which melted her face off.
"Brimstone Eruption." The ground began to rumble and cracks began to form. Suddenly on the ground below Finley, a massive hole formed.
After Finley and Alphonsine fell into the hole. There was a couple of seconds of silence. Ash and dust spat out of the hole, and also a paper airplane.
Lava erupted from the hole. It gushed out and spurted everywhere. "Why?" Cynebald watched as the forest lit on fire. "For what reason did you do this?"
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Finley retreated. He was tired and he could barely force his body to heal and change.
Thank the Gods, he didn't see me transformed into a paper airplane. Now, where is that horse-leaving intruder?
"Eternal Slash."
With a singular slash of her sword, Finley was cut into hundreds of square cubes. His cubes melted into a metallic goo which dug deep into the dirt.
*Krikikikikiki*
Bridget stood alert and squinted her eyes.
*Krikikikikiki*
Unsettling noises echoed from the ground below.
*Krikikikikiki*
"Why even bother, our lives don't matter so why put the effort into killing us?"
"Kriki... Why? WHY!"
Finley climbed out of the ground. His whole body and clothes were cleaned with no spot of dirt or blood. "It's because someone messed with my home!"
"My sweet personal innocent precious home! Someone in this forest! Went inside! And left a piece of shit wooden sculpture! Do you know what's it like to have your home get invaded by some pest!"
"I hate people who mess with my home! I hate them with every single cell of my body and I vow to the Gods above that I will kill every single thing in this mountain until I found out who did it!" I am so angry like now, I could just push this whole planet's population to the endangered status!"
"I will find them and make him watch me kill all of their family and relatives. I will bathe in their blood and starve them, only feeding their relatives' flesh to them. And when it's all gone, I will throw them in this very mountain and hunt them for fun."
"But it won't end there I will hunt them down deep in hell and make them suffer for all of eternity! I will transform into their loved ones and do heinous acts to them! I will make their lives worse than every other being's lives combined in this shitty fucking world!"
"That's why!"
*Crunch Crunch*
A floating yellow portal appeared near Finley and Bridget. Rosemary stepped out of the portal and walked toward the angered shapeshifter. She was beyond piss and her loud stomping and crushing of the fallen leaves showed that.
"No!" Finely's head was punched by the hands of the pissed-off, bubblegum-colored hair, Rosemary.
"Did you really kill all our classmates for something that stupid?"
"Stupid? I'm gonna kill you aga-
"No!" He was punched, again.
"Listen to me. Somebody left a gift in your home and you get angry. Have you tried not being a bitch before you did this whole revenge shit?"
"You don't under-
"No!"
"But-but I
"NO! You're a fucking manchild that needs to grow up... Now get down on your knees and hands and apologize to everyone here."
"O-okay..."
Rosemary took out a small yellow-colored knife and slashed the space behind her. The air was cut and a portal was formed towards their Academy. Kyanite stepped out with a big grin on her face.
"Beg for forgiveness." Said the attention-loving douchebag.
"And you." Rosemary turned her head at Gale who was hiding behind a tree.
"Uhhh..."
Gale ran with all his might. He might have not been thinking because of the drugs and the brain damage he had just relieved but he knew that he was in a lot of danger.
"Get over here!" Rosemary chased after Gale.
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Adderyn and Holly arrived at the open-air classroom. It was late afternoon and they were the last ones to arrive.
"Finally." Aderyn rushed towards her chair and took out the bread on her desk. She devoured the stale bread, not caring if crumbs get into her clothes.
Speaking of clothes, she was currently wearing a bone necklace, a deer skull on her head and her uniform was covered with bloody symbols.
Holly tiredly walked toward her desk. She wiped her head and body which were covered in blood. Don't worry it wasn't hers.
"It would seem we are all here." Said Aergia while putting a ring on her finger. "Students, can you pull up the *Cough* walls of the classroom for me? Thanks"
"Hey." Holly stopped her seat neighbor who was standing up.
"What it is, Holly?"
"Who returned the flag?"
"Well first I found the flag, then Bridget stole it from me, and then Inku stole it from her."
"I'm still a little angry and jealous but I know next event I will win." Said Shabina, brimming with confidence and determination.
"You know we had such a bad day today." Aderyn forcefully entered herself into the conversation. "I was almost sacrificed by some weird animal cult."
"Like, I could have DIED! That would suck so much. Pity me!" But instead of pity, all she got was a beating later from her angered classmates.