*Ding*
Two people stood in front of a massive three-story tall mansion. The walls were lined with gold and beautifully hand-crafted gem artworks.
The window next to the 6 feet wide double door was swung open. Inside the building was a gilded suit of armor wearing a blue mantle. "Hello, Aderyn and Holly."
Aderyn bowed to the gilded rich bastard in front of her.
"Holly carry me." Aderyn faced her caretaker and bodyguard. She was wearing a purple maxi dress and sporting a shampoo bottle on top of her head, It was tied securely by a red and a white ribbon.
"Sure." Holly carried her spoiled master. She was wearing a trench coat on top of a black poverty dress that costs quite a lot of money and didn't actually look bad. In fact, her dress was way better than Aderyn's since after all purple was such a weak-minded color on her.
After the universal comparison between her and her master, she tossed the worthless meat sack she was holding into the mouth of the monster. Aderyn flew over Ginto and into the soft carpeted rug which laid on top of the hard gilded floor.
"You like the rug?" He moved closer to his face-planted guests. "It was a gift."
Her arms weakly pushed herself up. "It is a nice rug. I quite enjoyed the flavor of dust, greed, and compensation in my mouth."
"Yeah, I could have guessed greed would run in your family's blood. After all, you all have a thing for cash. You greedy c-
"Yes, you're right. Family is sure a good thing to have. Wouldn't you say so?"
"Yeah, and children who dont have to rely on a caretaker for basic life activities are just the absolute greatest."
"And people who dont abandon th-
"Ahem!" Holly's sudden interruption was met with two angered gazes. "Let's stop bitching and how about we start doing what we came here for."
Aderyn slowly moved to the back of Ginto and began to nudge him on the shoulder. "Pssshh... What is she talking about?" She said in a soft quiet tone.
"Studying. We're here to (taste the food) study for the test."
"...That is correct! I was just asking if you knew what were doing. Here we go then!" Aderyn happily jumped and strolled away.
"That isn't t-
"Heyheyhey hey! Let's not tell her that and let's wait for her to realize that on her own." Said Holly while her head bopped up and down like buildings in Japan every month.
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Holly sat down on a chair the size of her parents' coffin. She rested her hands on the table and locked eye contact with the person in front of her.
"So... What are you wearing?"
The person in front of her stood up and climbed the table. He struck a pose and showed off his beautiful clothing. He was wearing a white jersey, 4 different colored belts on his arms, a long green skirt, big brown gardening boots, and a hat with no brim.
"I'm wearing this nice hat." Amminus then floated like a bird and spun around, doing a backflip and landing on his chair.
He then clapped his hands and snapped his fingers. "I fucking broke my legs." His eyes surveyed around the room looking for something before returning back to his guest's eyes.
"Anyway let's not worry about my clothes and let's talk about studying."
"Yeah, you're right." Holly took out a small parchment of paper from her coat. "Are you good at memorizing because I'm quite bad at it?" She placed the parchment in front of Amminus.
He flipped the parchment and saw a realistic drawing of a pineapple. "I uhh." He scratched his neck and looked away. "... Why did you uhh..."
Holly inched closer to the table and slammed another piece of parchment, this time faced up. Amminus fixed his gaze on the table and saw a cartoon drawing of a durian.
"Holly. What... No why are you doing this?"
"Don't worry about it." Her hands moved like a wild predator and struck the pocket of her coat. Emerging from the dark cave was the victorious predator, carrying 8 more delicious fruity drawings.
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Aderyn paced across the corridor. Passing jewelry and paintings glued to the wall, she reached a door with two locks. "Woah... A locked door."
She sneakily took out two hairpins from her head which she bent both to be straight, something Christian parents always failed to do. She rubbed her hands and slimy shoved in one of the locks.
Her left hand carefully moved the other hairpin around the pegged hole. As this was happening her right hand was rummaging through her dress's pockets.
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Pulling out her wand she moved backward and aimed at the locks. She blasted both off while a grin quickly appeared on her face.
"Too easy for the Dazzling Thief!" She kicked the door open and was greeted by the sight of multiple mirrors.
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Amminus eyes danced across the table. He looked at and examined each flipped parchment. Trying to observe any creases or distinct marks.
His hand shook while he pointed at one of the choices. "This one... This is the drawing of an orange."
Holly's face remained neutral while his face was currently figuratively on fire. His topaz eyes rolled around like a person set on fire.
He then soon dropped to the floor and rolled around for his clothes were literally on fire. Holly got up from her chair and approach the seizure victim. She holds a flipped-over parchment in front of his face. "You're wrong. This is the dragonfruit."
Amminus responded by flailing his arms around like some sort of cranky child. "What the fuck are you doing." He yelled while struggling from the immense defeat he just received.
"hrrjf! I'm fucking dying." Just like his skin that was slowly burning off, his pride was peeled off.
Holly beautifully gazed at the ceiling. Her eyes sparkled with the symbols of the most powerful thing in this world. A gold coin.
A small smirk crept up on her face. "Heh." She rubbed the spot beneath her nose using her index finger. With her eyes closed and her mouth open wide with a big smile.
"I'm gonna steal so much shit!" She yelled out her maidenly desire to the world.
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Aderyn struck pose after pose in front of the mirrors. Her flashy reflection was reflected and burnt onto the mirrors. Doing a full 354° spin, she bowed in front of the biggest mirror in the room.
Upon finishing her performance of stupidity, the mirrors' reflections all began to cackle with laughter. Accompanying the nonstop laughter was the immense feeling of pressure and spine-tingling coldness.
"I have a weapon and I'm not afraid to commit crimes you beautiful reflection!" She carefully clasped her wand before immediately throwing it to the ground and grabbing the shampoo bottle off her head.
"We aren't here to hurt you."
"Whose sexy voice was that?!" Aderyn spun around, trying to find whoever else was inside the room.
"It was mine, of course!"
Her eyes met a young gal with immense pride and ego. "This place isn't safe." She turned her head and saw a girl cowering in fear.
"Hey! You're gonna have to pay for using my likeness!" Complained Aderyn to her mirrored doppelgangers.
"Shut up! You're hurting my ears!" A girl slammed the surface of the mirror, her eyes full of anger similar to what I felt during the 2022-23 UEFA Nations League, where England lost 0-4 to Hungary.
"Plus aren't you willfully showing it off?"
"Yeah! She's right!"
"You keep on making common mistakes like giving away your appearance to a mirror demon that devours the souls of rich brats."
"What!" Aderyn crunched her face and put on the meanest and filthiest complexion she could muster. "I'm leaving! This room is full of shams trying to steal my style."
"True, the Erwood family is just nothing but a bunch of shams."
"What..." Aderyn turned around and stomped toward the biggest mirror in the room. "How about you say that again! This time to my f- hwaah!"
Aderyn face was clamped like an object in the middle of a vise. Her whole body was pulled into the mirror by a familiar-looking hand. Coming out of the mirror was Aderyn with a pure idiotic smile.
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*Slam*
A talented chef burst out of the kitchen door. The chef was shining with optimism and blueness. On their hands was a plate with a magnificently cooked roll of meatloaf.
"Lunch is served..." The chef's blank blue face stared deeply into the ashen corpse on the ground and the scattered drawings of fruit. Brennan sat down on the chair and gently placed the plate.
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*Crash*
Two forces collided in the hallway. Aderyn massaged her bottom and winced over and over again like she was a cat with snow on her head.
"Uh, Holly are you okay?" She towered over the encumbered Holly. Her trenchcoat was bulging with treasure and her clothes were rattling with coins.
"Yeah..." She slowly stood up and dusted herself. "Are you?" She pointed her greedy finger at the cracked face of her master.
Her hands quickly covered her face. "Thanks for being concerned, I'm just a little hurt... So can we go home, you're probably tired and we should rest now."
"Excuse me?"
Aderyn moves her head diagonally and her face gleamed in confusion. "Your excuse?"
"That isn't what I meant." She swayed her face left to right.
"Sorry."
"Hmm... Hey, Aderyn I have a question... Can I get a raise?"
"Of course! You've been working so har-"
*Pinchh*
Holly's fist collided with broken glass. Her master fell to the ground, shattering into multiple fragments of glass.
"Oh!" She slammed her fist into her open palm. "I get it now!" She twisted her leg, crushing the shattered glass around her feet. "It was an invention created by Amminus."
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"Whose there..." Aderyn whispered as she stumbled across the corridor. She stuck close to the wall, her body shaking like a vibrator.
"Re-reveal yourself." She demanded bitchly to the noise right around the corner.
*Tap tap tap*
"Hello there..." A figure with a large blue star-covered pointy hat emerged.
"Uh... Hello Amminus."
The figure's vibrant-colored oven mitt rubbed her shoulders. "I have a question for you, miss Erwood."
"What. What do you want?"
"I just want to learn... Where the fuck is your bodygua-
*Bonk*
Amminus fell to the floor like a drunkard, his body produced a small thump when he made contact with the hard carpeted ground.
"Come with me if you want to live." Aderyn who was wearing a red pointed jacket reached out her open hand to Aderyn.
"Oww." Amminus pushed the ground, his head spinning painfully while a bump slowly grew in size. "Help I think I'm go-
*Whack*
With one swift strike using her frying pan, Amminus fell to the ground again. "Phew." She wiped the sweat off her forehead. "That was a strong death rattle."
"I don't think that was... Actually, never mind." Aderyn walked over the beaten pile of flesh and grabbed the hand of her identical-looking friend.
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Two people sat on opposite ends of a 784-feet long table. One of them was Ginto and the other was Aderyn. "HEY! CAN YOU PASS ME A DRINK!"
"ONE CUP COMING UP!" Ginto took out a bottle of gin from under the table and began to fill a glass cup embedded with cats.
Upon reaching the maximum amount of liquid inside the cat, he slid the cup across the table. The cup gain momentum and collided with multiple silverware and plates.
Gaining speed and power, the cup spilled, splattered, and released its juices all over the room. It then flew into the air upon hitting a ramp made of knowledge and handwritten books.
The cup spun and spilled its remaining liquid into the air before doing a flip, capturing all its fluids and landing on a metal rail.
The cup grinded on the rail. Sparks flew everywhere as the cup did the nastiness grind ever in the history of this stupid fucking world.
It then jumped out of the rail, spinning laterally and slamming into the wooden professionally made wooden sexy, and beautiful wooden table.
The cup slid across like butter on ice and soon reached speeds faster than a fully grown snail. But what's this?! The death coaster with 8 loops with a thirst and hunger for the death of orphans is on the horizon.
How will the cup figth off and travel across this fearsome adversary? Find out in the next chapter since for the love of Mezor, I'm really craving some calzones and I am yet to find a good fucking restaurant. Like seriously where do people sell this shit?