[ON HIATUS. EXPECTING TO RETURN IN APPROX. 3 MONTHS.] Readers can expect an hilarious and irreverent anti-hero, quirkiness, turn-taking, introspection, an all star cast of imperfect misfits, and a rollicking adventure including SOUND EFFECTS! Oh, and stats. Sooooooo many stats. Also, alcoholic beverages are included. I hope you enjoy it. YOUR enjoyment is literally what this story is about. And stats. Did we mention stats? The Law of the Trolls: EET. FITE. GIT BIGGA. Gob, a troll runt, was not getting big. Figuring how not to get eaten by his siblings becomes the least of his problems however, when a fateful stat selection and a mysterious quest from a disembodied trash-talker drops him smack-bang in the middle of a power struggle between some extraordinarily OP characters. Befriending a neon fairy, an eccentric albino orc Mage, and a sarcastic elven warrior, Gob does what any runt would do: sets out on a quest to fight a gargantuan mountain troll. Gob's progression may just become a legendary testament to how the littlest guy can make the biggest difference, how the great people you meet along the way can change your life, and that even when the odds are epically stacked against you, ALL MAY PROGRESS!