Dorian:'Status' I think with the intent of appeasing the angry Dagothur.

Name: Dorian A. Hawke | Lv. 25 | Class: Unknown | Age: 19 | Race: Human? | Gender: Male

Titles: Lost Soul, The Displaced Hero, Smartass, The Antagonizer, The Otherworlder

Hp: 180 | Stam: 340 

Vit: 36 | End: 68 | Str: 48 | Agi: 52 | Dex: 45 | Int: 89 | Wis: 90 | M.End: 75 | Cha: 41 | Luk: 10

Skills | Status Effects | Bonds/ Relationships | Resistances

It seems like for heath which is 'vit' and stamina which is 'end' are both multiples of 5. I have no idea how im as high a level as i am and im guessing from my major lack of luck compared to my other stats is why im in this situation. To be honest im only slightly fast running and the two highest stats are 'int' and 'wis' which is due to my constant studying and my general life experience. Wisdom is different from Intelligence after all. Wisdom comes from experience.... Which means that level is not due to just combat, but life experience. So im guessing my lvl would be the equivilant of years of experience i have even though im only 19. Also my mental endurance must be why i can think rationally in this situation. I dont see any stats to be distributed meaning that i must be able to raise all my stats by myself and i must be getting a percentage increase each time i level up. I have no idea what that percentage is at the moment. Id have to level. Also what the fuck is with the unknown class and that question mark next to human. HOW WOULD MY RACE CHANGE. 

You have gained +3 intelligence and +5 Wisdom from figuring out part of the status screen.

Dagothur:" You have that blank stare people get. Whats your status say? Tell me." He says with an edge to his last two words.

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 Dorian:"Well Dagothur i seem to be lvl 25. It says my class is unknown. Also my title says that im 'Smartass' whatever that means." I say with a sarcastic tone.  'Not that id tell you my others. They seem to be even more trouble than i want at the moment.

You have gained the skill Misdirection.

Misdirection lets you evade answering questions while in combat it helps with doing faints on your enemies. Current lvl is Adept 10 at 50%.

Damn. If misdirection is that high i wanna see my lying skill.

Lying is when you tell everything but the truth to get out of  work or trouble. Current lvl is Adept 75 at 85%.

Well  you know what they say. "to be a good liar youd need to believe your own lies."

Dagothur:"What do you mean it says unknown. Also how is it not sure your human. Stop trying to lie. If you keep doing so ill let Aronithia have her fun bleeding you dry."

Dorian:"What would i gain from lying in this situation? In case you havent noticed, im UPSIDE-FUCKING-DOWN IN A SEX DUNGEON TORTURE CHAMBER! Im not really in a position to lie to you."

Yo ass just got pimp slapped. -8 hp

Your skill to antagonize has leveled up. Its now at Apprentice 13.

Dorian:'I really need to look at my skills list. Wait... he just pimp slapped me.'

Dorian:"Motherfucker did you just pimp slap me? How bout you let me down so then i can tear both your arms off so i can pimp slap you with one, and then stick the other so far up your ass YOUR FINGERNAILS BECOME YOUR TEETH?!?" I dont like it when people hit me. Makes me angry.

Your intimidation check failed but the skill still leveled up, well done.

Intimidation is the art of scaring the shit out of someone without really doing anything. Skill lvl is at Apprentice 99 at 95%. Keep going, youre nearly at adept level.

All of a sudden the door slams open and a voice calls for the two.

???:"Dagothur, Aronithia, the boss wants to see you." Damn i cant see what the person looks like due to the light.

Dagothur:"This isnt over yet Dorian. Ill be back to torture you myself."

Dorian:"What Dag? I cant hear you over the sound of all the blood in my head and your retardation. Its mostly the retardation." Might as well grind my antagonize skill.

Aronithia:*Starts laughing*"Awww is poor little Dag angry? It seems im not the only one who has problems with our prisoner."

???:"NOW YOU TWO!"

Both Dagothur and Aronithia leave while grumbling. Finally i can think and check my skills and other categories.

Skills: Social | Combat | Crafting | Passive

Oh so theyre seperated into categories as well. Might as well check them all.