You know what i dont care. Theres multiple humaniod species in this reality so im gonna assume its perfectly fine.
???:"You know Dagothur, you were right. He does have a good sense of humor. Very interesting indeed." She says with a knowing look.
How does she know what im thinking? Atton please!! Y u no make stronk mind wall?
???:"Just because you can prevent me from digging deeper into your mind doesnt mean you can prevent me from reading your surface thoughts. I have to say though, that is an impressive mental defense skill. Where did you learn it?"
Dorian:"Oh great. Now, not only do i have to deal with women reading my mind without the mind-wall, i have to worry about it with it up. Damn Dag, how do you retain any sanity?"
Dagothur:"I dont have to. Women know we're on the same side." Shooting me a smug smile.
What does he- oh. He plays for the other team. Eh, whatevs. Not like i have any issues with that. Let people love who they want as long as no one gets hurt outside of their nightly activities. Just understand i play for the guys team though. Strictly punanni for me.
Dont get why people have problems with homosexuals though. People always find reasons to hate others. Just like how back in the old reality i lived in, there was same race racism.
Seriously what the fuck people. Everyone has enough problems without your hatred and bigotry coming into the mix. Leave each other the fuck alone. We're all human so stop the retardation.
Well i guess now that im not in that reality, we're not ALL human anymore. Also my stat screen is confused about my race so now i dont even know if im still human. Fuck man that makes my argument a little less valid.
How about this. We're all sentient beings, so shut the fuck up and stop the hate.
???:*chuckles*"You are funny indeed. You dont have to worry though, theres no hate among this group. Ill even grace you with my name to help build bridges. My name is Lilith. Whats yours?"
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Dorian:"Names Dorian, as you no doubt determined from questioning Dag and Aronithia. Though an even better way to build bridges is to cut the ropes binding said person you want to make bridges with. And the BEST way to build bridges between two people is to have them build said bridge with their bodies, in a bed.... naked." I say focusing the force into her head hoping im about to do the Jedi Mind Trick to get her to let me go.
Well done. You, through sheer luck, have learned the Jedi Mind Trick. Though it didnt work completely due to your targets mental defenses, your target has been convinced to cut you down from your bindings. Your still not gonna get any for a while though.
+3 luck and the Jedi mind trick(force persuade) skill.
Using force persuade, you can convince others to follow your will. Level the skill up to be able to control peoples minds. Force persuade is at level 2 novice.
Fuck yeah motherfucker. Wait... im not getting any?
Awww man~
Dorian:*sighs dejectedly*
Lilith:"Tempting offer Dorian, but we'll have to build that bridge later. Let me get you down from there." She says as she turns away to get one of the torture knives.
Damn thats a nice ass. Wouldnt mind playing bare-skin bongoes with that.
Oi what the fuck brain, you usually only let those thoughts happen deep inside.
I think this might be the side effect of pumping emotions through your mind to prevent someone from burrowing into your memories. What im wondering though is why nothing has been said about a few of my previous thoughts though. Wait i thought about he other reality. Please dont let her ha-
Lilith:"You really should watch your thoughts and what memories are attached to said thoughts. Why do you think im letting you out of your bindngs." She says as with a flick of her hand the ropes binding me get cut open. Shit.
You got dropped on your head. Learn to land the right way, -15 hp
Dorian:"Ouch." I say in a deadpan voice while on the ground.
""BOSS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?" Say Aronithia and Dag as im getting up.
Dorian:"Ahh thats better. Now what was i saying about tearing off your arms Dag?" I say with a wolfish grin that makes Alucard from Hellsings smile look like a babies first smile.
What no intimidation level? Well it is at expert so it should be hard to level.
Whats going across my legs?
Its a tail....
TAIL!!!
Lilith:"Now, now Dorian, Little Dag meant nothing from that little smack earlier. Isnt that right Dagothur?" She says while smiling with her eyes having a cold look.
I feel like this would be that cliche anime moment when a demon mask would appear behind her. At least im not the target of such a smile.
Lilith:"Now Dorian."
Dorian:"Yes mam." I say on reflex while standing at attention. Woah.
Talk about scary. Im supposed to be fearless though. Ill jut chalk it up to the mysterious powers women seem to have.
Lilith:"Now how about we get out of this sex dungeon and go exchange information and learn about each other? Also bare-skin bongoes?" She says while smirking. Shit. She heard that.
Welp Aronithia is red again and Dagothur is as pale as Michael Jackson after the plastic surgury. Sorry king of pop.
Aronithia:"ITS NOT A SEX DUNGEON!!!"