After leaving the tower, I head down towards the football stadium sized mess hall.

After about 10 minutes to get there and get inside after trying to find a way through the crowd, I see the end of the lunch line and wait my turn.

While I'm forced to wait here, I might as well look out for the others, hopefully they got a table or two together.

Another five minutes later, I finally get my food and am starving. I got Griffin burger with fries and a weird purple fizzy drink that tastes a lot like grape soda from my world, I spot the entire group, Antonio, Hanz, Greta, Dag, Thia, Lilith, and Julian all sitting at a table. Even Beatrice the slime girl is there.

Walking towards them Antonio sees me and starts waving to me.

When I get about halfway through the walk to the table, I feel a foot kick my legs out from under me. Spilling my food all over the floor.

Are. You... Fucking..... KIDDING ME?!?! AGAIN?!

As I look over the horror that is my food on the floor, I feel something hit me in the back of my head.

Dorian:"Alright I'm fucking pissed." I say and look at who hit me.

It was a blonde high elf and a treant(think treebeard from LOTR) laughing and highfiving.

The elf has burn marks and missing patches of hair. Its the guy who caught fire in smithing class.

Seeing my antagonizers, I don't even bother speaking, I set the treant on fire with MK- Pyrokinesis. Then pull the elf shit for brains towards me and slam his face into my now wasted food with my hand on the back of his head.

Dorian:"Alright asshole let me spell somethings out for you." I say as the tree guy yells in pain and horror in the background.

Dorian:"ONE! I never hurt you or set you on fire in smithing, it was your dumbass idea to wear hair spray when you go into the Forge Halls." I say as I slam his head into the ground with enough force to hurt but keep him conscious.

Dorian:"TWO! You wasted some good fucking food." I slam his head again.

Dorian:"THREE! You. Don't. Fuck. With. Me." I say as I slam his head with each period in that statement.

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I let go of his head and go back in line to get some food.

Everyone parts like the Red Sea on the way so I get my food again easily and then walk to the table and sit.

Hans and Greta look at me with slight, but abject terror on their faces. Everyone else at the table is indifferent however. Good to know they know me so well.

Dorian:"What? I'm hungry, plus they tripped me." As I say this the treant runs by screaming while still on fire.

Dorian:"One moment..." I say as I cancel the MK- Pyrokinesis.

Mana- Ki Pyrokinesis has leveled up 5 times.

I get the notification as the treant breaks down in tears with scorch marks all over his bark.

Lilith:"So did you talk to Lucifer?"

Dorian:"Yep, and guess what. You get to meet my family in a few days."

Lilith:*Girlishly Screams in Delight*"YES!"

Dorian:"I get your happy but no need to scream in my ear. Ouch."

Dag:"Oh gods above, I can only imagine what eldritch beasts were able to raise you."

Everyone except Lilith:"Terrifying indeed."

Dorian:"Hey my family is perfectly normal and nice. Well... everyone besides my mom. She is the one you should be scared of making angry. Anyway that doesnt matter. I'm the sociopath of the family so nothing for you to worry about. Also who said you guys will be meeting them. Everyone knows that when you introduce your girlfriend to your family, you do it with just her."

With that Thia slams down her utensils and stomps away.

Awww shit...

Dorian:"Uhh Lilith? Should I go talk to her or do you want to?" I'm not dense as to why she's angry. 

Speaking of denseness, why is EVERY FUCKING PROTAGONIST RETARDED WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?!

Lilith:"Ahem..."

Oh sorry.

Lilith:"I'll go talk to her, but after that, you need to."

Dorian:"Yes love, of course love." I say dejectedly. I'm not looking forward to this.

With that Lilith leaves and we all finish eating and head to our dorms. Me, Julian, and Dag all sit around on our bunks, waiting for news. After a half hour, we hear knocking at the door. I open in and see it's Lilith.

Dorian:"Guess its my turn now."

Lilith:"Yep."

Dorian:"She's angry?"

Lilith:"Yep."

Dorian:"She's sad?"

Lilith:"Yep."

Dorian:"You gonna tell me why?"

Lilith:"Nope."

Dorian:"Please?"

Lilith:"Now that would be telling." She says with a smile.

Of course....

Dorian:"Well... once more into the breach, I guess."