S.N:'yada yada' is thoughts and "blah blah" is actual talking. Ill make a sidenote to explain telepathy later.

You ever wake up and just know the day is gonna be fucked? Well that just happened to me. Excuse me im getting ahead of myself, my name is Dorian, Dorian Ambrosious Hawke. Why the 'e' at the end of hawk i dont know but its not like i can talk to my ancestors and ask the why they decided on that. Anyway im getting sidetracked here, you wanna know why i say my day is already fucked.

Well it could have something to do with the fact im hanging upside down by a rope when i remember going to bed in my perfectly horizontal twin bed. I also seem to be inside what looks like a mix between a modern sex dungeon and a medieval torture chamber. I mean i like the smell of blood, fear, shit, piss, and lust as much as the next guy but they could at least crack a window. Also its suprisingly well lit for a place that is supposed to encompass a feeling of despair though i guess thats to intimidate the captives of whoever owns this place. Guess they failed to do so with me as im perfectly coherent and calm besides all the blood rushing to my head. I guess they had it right when they said that t.v. and videogames nowadays desensitises my generation to blood and gore. 

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Ah.. i was rambling again. Bit of a bad habit of mine. I usually tend to space out or start rambling. 

*footsteps approaching*

Oh hey i hear footsteps, someone must be coming to check on their prisoner, maybe i can get answers before i get tortured to death in the sex dungeon. 

There also seems to be a second set of footsteps as well and they seem to have stopped outside the door. Guess we'll see what happens.

*keys jangle and get set into the lock. Then the door opens*