Mostly a silly episode. Next week... The Cult of the Tentacle!
Day 10
Well... I'm back to near perfection. My tentacles are half regrown, I have three hearts working again, instead of two and a half and I have a busy morning of reading ahead of me. Would you mind bringing it up help function?
Personal Achievement Unlocked: White Knight
Personal Achievement Unlocked: Terror Of The Deep
Personal Achievement Unlocked: Conqueror
Epic Achievement Unlocked: Where's My AT Field?
Epic Achievement Unlocked: Friends, Rivals, Enemies And So Much More...
Epic Achievement Unlocked: Titan Slayer
Epic Achievement Unlocked: Go Go Power Rangers!
Epic Achievement Unlocked: Monsieur Guillotine
Legendary Achievement Unlocked: I Eat Titans For Breakfast!
Due to your LEGENDARY feat you have surpassed all requirements to evolve and unlocked Legendary Tier evolutions.
Possible paths:Kraken of Deepest Winter (Unique Divergence)Avatar of the Frozen Seas (Legendary Being)
Avatar of the Frozen Seas:
A being of incalculable strength, with the raw power of an ocean and the tenacity of a glacier. A creature that has no limits within their elements. A being with total knowledge of their element.
A demigod with a patron.
Legendary Skill: Water Domination.
Kraken of Deepest Winter:
A titan of the seas, with immense strength and power and the added command of ice and water. A giant, unique version that has never been seen before. While a mortal creature it possesses vitality that exceeds that of other mortals, such that it becomes ageless.
Legendary Skill: King of the Seas
Answer: The evolutions available are those earned and may not be downgraded or edited by any being other than the overseeing god. To consult your overseeing god pray now.
Okay... getting somewhere... I think.
Lets try, shall we?
#SPEAK MORTAL THAT I MIGHtest... hahaha... I'm kidding. In all seriousness, is having responsibilities really that frightening to you? I mean I had some laughs and got to see a few decent fights... so I thought I'd give you a little extra help but if you hate my taste I can turn you over to the God of Warm Coasts... he really is a tightly buttoned prude though. You won't get the unique offerings you get from me, mainly because he hates you. He's the environmentalist of the group. You're in the wrong region, you screw with the currents and threaten his other more temperamental subjects.#
#I have a task for you. Just one. It will be hard. It will be dangerous. Otherwise, do what you like. I'm not a god wrapped up in ethics. If you have to fight, win. If you have to kill, do it as you like. I don't care if you drown a city. I don't care if you fill the depths with suffering and death, as long as it is vaguely amusing.#
#Well... I can't make you into a land creature, as that would defeat the purpose of the evolution. An amphibious one perhaps or you can be any size or kind of Squid you like. Or kraken, octopus, cuttlefish, nautilus...#
#Okay, fine. Be as big as a mountain or as tiny as plankton for all I care.#
#No. You get size or nothing. It is much more interesting that way.#
#Bzzt... You're... break... up... bzzt... I … n't … hear... ou.#
#Do you really think I fear your plans? I'm a god after all.#
#Oh, you picked up on that? That would be the Goddess of Wisdom. Let me have a look at your message history... Oh! I see! She's been unusually cooperative with you. Aren't you a lucky one? She isn't taken yet. If you survive your trial... you might even be able to meet her in person...#
Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings.
#You'll like it after a while... Oh I know, I'll just add this little thing here and tada!#
Due to your excessive extra-species romantic entanglements you have gained the passive skill: Cross-breed With Anyone
#Laughs.#
Answer: “…”
She's shy? Or was it that last message?
Any way... I press the button for Avatar of Frozen Seas, mostly because I like my new home and don't want to have to replace it in a hurry...
The change isn't very extreme, after all I'm not changing size or species. My skin becomes fluorescent blue with aqua green spirals that glow. I glow in the dark! Oh, this is going to be annoying if I want to hide...
Active Skill: Glow learned~
Hey, I can turn it off and on! Yay! I'm a night-light!
Water Resistance (Moderate) rank up to Water Immunity ~
Ice Resistance (Moderate) rank up to Ice Immunity ~
Holy cow... I can belly flop from a cliff and not even feel it!
I create a blade of permafrost and slash myself... the blade passes through me, but my arm is still whole... I became a ghost to water and ice?!
Hydrokinesis and Cryokinesis combine to create the passive skill Aquakinesis (Complete) ~
Wait a minute... did I just get the ability to move anything with water content? Ice, water, vapor... flesh?
The ice and water of my room bend at my will and I reshape them again... it works...
Passive Ability: Water Domination learned ~
Answer: Water Domination
The ability to command and control all that contains water and lives in water. Nothing can refuse, excluding: titans, demigods and gods. At your words the ocean rises and waves crash.
Hooo boy... this is... I am Aquasquid!
Still better than being Aquaman.
Also... I can expand and contract! Take that Apache Chief! I'm a mix of more than two Superfriends members! Superman is still a cheat character though...
As I leave my home I notice cartilage from Sharky laying around... the snails picked him clean! How many snails are there? That was at least twenty tons of meat last night...
The cage is where it should be. Nothing unusual there. Just lots of sirens milling about and talking about shivs. A night and they're already that deeply immersed in prison culture? One is getting a tattoo done...
A cone-shell pops out to stop me.
“Halt. You are trespassing...” [Snail]
“I'm the Ensuikage... I evolved.” [Squid]
“Prove it.” [Snail]
I create a solid spear from seawater without actually using an active skill or freezing it. Interesting... less messages.
“My apologies Sir!” [Snail]
“No, good work being cautious. We don't want a repeat of that whole fake Yumi thing...” [Squid]
I swim around a bit, enjoying the fact I'm no longer slowed down by water resistance. It's a bit like zero gravity in that I can accelerate almost endlessly... with the bonus of equally easy deceleration.
I stop by my old home, the 'cage' and spot a diver hammering away at the ice.
Hmm. Don't they know to leave my stuff alone by now?
I wrap the would-be burglar up in my arms and drag the human to the surface as they struggle.
Impregnation Successful ~
Wait, what?!
But I didn't...
But...
Its a man!
“Get off me! Get your arm outta my ass!” [Unfortunate soon-to-be mother]
I let go in horror...
#Well, that was unexpected... I was sure you were straight.#
“I AM!!!” [Squid]
#Then why did you have sex with him? Seems like flimsy logic...#
“I did not have sexual relations with... a man.”
#It didn't work for Clinton, it isn't gonna work for you.#
“This is all your fault! I can't even... touch someone, without becoming a father?!” [Squid]
#To be fair you did a lot more than touching just now... It isn't my fault if the system misinterpreted.#
“Think about it! Every meal I'll be eating something pregnant with my child!” [Squid]
#Only with excessive and inappropriate... 'touching'.#
“It wasn't a euphemism! I genuinely only held him.” [Squid]
#Wait... I've heard about this... Oh, of course! I get it. Your branch of molluscs have such a complex set of limbs that they actually act slightly independently. They actually have a subsystem of nerves that control them. I guess, you ended up with perverse tendencies in your sub-consciousnesses.#
“Eh?!” [Squid]
#There. Fixed. Now you'll only impregnate when the main body chooses to. By the way congratulations... its a squid.#
What we learned this episode:
I, the author am a cruel, cruel man. Hahahahaha!
Yaoi, tentacle rape mixed with impregnation play: I told you it was non-generic ero! Be glad I didn't go into details. Or sorry depending on sexual orientation/interest.
What we missed:
Siren prison at night, as they console themselves under the ever watchful eyes of the cone-shells!
Entire Female Cast Visit Hot-spring! Gotcha again! Hahaha!
Also:
Squid isn't the only one to evolve...
Note: No more teasing after this. Next time I write ero into the story it will be more than a joke, because ero is serious business. Also now Squid X Whale is technically possible... enjoy your rule 34, internet. You win this round!